TOO PARTICULAR BY HALF.

It is one of the mottoes of THE SUN never to publish anything that would

cause a blush to mantle the cheek of innocence, or anybody. And yet,

occasionally, a person finds fault. Not long since a man said he liked THE

SUN well enough, only it had too much to say about patched breeches, which

was offensive to some. Well, some people are so confounded high toned that

if they were going to have a patch put on they would have it way up on the

small of their back. Some of the best women in the world have sat up

nights to sew a patch on their husband's pants. Martha Washington used to

do it. But, G. Lordy, a family newspaper must not speak of a patch. When

you take patches away from the people you strike a blow at their

liberties. Don't be too nice.

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