CHAPTER V

WHAT IS PROPER MASTICATION?

Not Excessive Chewing--Gladstone's Advice--Salival Action on Starch

Foods

Notwithstanding the fact that Fletcherizing stands for tasting as

the important thing to accomplish before food is swallowed, and that

biting, chewing, or masticating is merely a means to secure the end of

thorough tasting, nine-tenths of all who know anything about the claims

for Fletcherizing insist on thinking that it merely means "excessive

mastication." The National Food Reform Association of England, in a

bulletin giving advice concerning the feeding of school children,

intended to be posted in school-rooms and private dining rooms, speak

of Fletcherizing in its ideal practice as "Excessive Mastication."

This is just what Fletcherizing is not. The very essence of the method

of performing the personal responsibility is avoiding excess of

anything, excessive or laboured chewing among the rest.

There is little if any harm in keeping food in the mouth as long as

possible, and I believe that it is impossible to have too much saliva

mixed with it when it is swallowed, because when it is properly tasted

and insalivated it is almost impossible to hold it back from the food

gate at the back of the mouth. There is always suction there ready to

draw welcome nourishment in when it is ready, and readiness touches a

button, electrically relieving the muscular springs that close the gate

tightly during tasting, and, literally a "team of horses could not hold

it."

What the mystics of the stomach-diseases profession called _bradefagy_,

or, in plain English, excessive chewing, can only be performed with

painful tediousness. It makes work--hard work--of the act, and that is

just as much opposed to Fletcherizing as it is to common sense, horse

sense, and all of the natural senses.

Now just for one moment please pay attention to one who is telling you

something Mother Nature wants you to know more than anything else in

the whole category of intelligence. Fletcherizing is

NOT EXCESSIVE CHEWING

or tedious chewing, or long chewing. The things that require to be

chewed long are not good food, and by that sign you may find out their

unprofitableness better than in any other way. Good taste from good

food is not long lasting. When the mouth is "watering" for the food

in sight, or even in thought of it, the coupons of taste they carry

with them are short, but represent large figures of satisfaction and

nourishment.

MR. GLADSTONE'S ADVICE

Now listen to some figures regarding the number of bites or chews

that some foods require under varying circumstances. Mr. Gladstone's

advice to his children which has become classic, viz.: "Chew your

food thirty-two times at least, so as to give each of your thirty-two

teeth a chance at it," was a general recommendation. Mr. Gladstone

was observed once when he was a guest at "high table" at Trinity

College, Cambridge, and the average number of his "bites" (masticatory

movements) as far as they could be counted, was about seventy-five.

That did not speak very well for Trinity fare, unless Mr. Gladstone

happened to choose food that required that amount of chewing.

Even if Mr. Gladstone did devote seventy-five masticatory movements to

each morsel, as an average, such thoroughness would not have involved

an unusual length of time for a hearty meal. If you will try the

experiment when you are "good and hungry," having a "working-man's

appetite," and disposing of good bread and butter the while, which

should have nearly, or quite, seventy bites to the ordinary mouthful,

you will find that thirty mouthfuls will pretty nearly, or completely,

satisfy your working-man's appetite. Mixed foods take much less time,

usually about half, and still the seventy-five-rhythm act will consume

only about twenty minutes to perform with physiologic thoroughness.

SALIVAL ACTION ON STARCH FOODS

Here are some statements easy to prove or disprove by anyone, with

real compensation in the way of new revelations relative to the

possibilities of gustatory enjoyment.

Starchy foods, such as bread, potatoes, etc., require from thirty to

seventy masticatory movements to assist saliva to turn the starch

into "grape sugar," which is the form in which it can be used as

nourishment.[I]

[I] Although I have been a close student of the subject for more

than fifteen years in the best physiological-chemical laboratories

for long periods of time--and always emulating the man from Missouri

in demanding of the wise ones in the science of the laboratories to

"Show me!"--I make the statements relative to what happens below

the guillotine line in Mother Nature's exclusive territory of

responsibility on the authority of the laboratory territory experts;

but only, mind you, when my personal observations and business logic

approve the conclusion. Therefore, when I tell you that starch turned

into dextrose, or "grape sugar," is assimilable as nourishment,

and that starch which is not thus chemically transformed by saliva

is not capable of becoming nourishment, I am not "speaking by

the book," which Mother Nature has opened for me to read--unless

biological-chemists can be considered to be extra-enlightened forms of

nature.

You will at once think, no doubt, that a range of numbers extending

from thirty to seventy is pretty wide. So it is; but conditions

regarding the qualities of not only breads, but potatoes, and also

conditions relative to the strength or supply of saliva, differ

greatly. When the appetite is keen, the mouth watering, as they are

at the beginning of a meal, bread or potatoes may be negotiated into

nutriment ready for the stomach in much less time than later on.

Appetite "peters," as miners say, gradually, and does not stop with a

bang and shut off like an electric light when connection is broken. It

checks up, slows down, and tapers off gradually, and that is where the

canny intelligence of a faithful Fletcherizer stands himself in good

usefulness. When Appetite gently says: "Now, really, you are still

rather good to my assistant Taste, and he would not object to a few

bites more; but if you stop now and change off to something else which

I have in mind, and for which I have a use in our organism, I will not

object." In plain words: "I have enough for the present; switch off on

to----"

[Illustration: THE AUTHOR FEELING HIMSELF TO BE THE MOST FORTUNATE

PERSON ALIVE.]

The difference between putting on fat in the case of the person who

is disposed or permitted to put on more fat than is comfortable, and

losing some of the surplus carried on the abdomen or elsewhere, is

the discrimination exercised in regard to the final satisfaction of

appetite. Those last two, three, or a few mouthfuls after Appetite

has said gently "Enough," and before the same Appetite says, loudly,

"Stop!" are the difference between obesity and decency of form.

I really believe, from the results of my experiences for the past

fifteen years in getting tips from Mother Nature, and trying to induce

mankind in general and my friends in particular to accept them as

"straight" from Mother Nature, that persons who have enough respect for

themselves to be interested in physical culture must come to the rescue

of the pseudo-scientists who are dulled by their own dope, and who are

suffering from the malaria which collects in the dark ruts they are

following in the tortuous complications of the alimentary canal. The

physical culturists must build models of normality for the scientists

to study.

When giving information as to what happens in the mouth, and as to

what happens as a result of proper head digestion, I feel as if I am

sitting on the upper lip of Mother Nature herself, and entrusting her

messages to the current of her own sweet breath for distribution among

her human children.

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