EN CASSEROLE

_Special to Our Readers_

In this number, we have put the war articles last, giving them

the place of second emphasis, and at the cost of cutting into the

Casserole, because at the time the table of contents was made up,

we considered the topic of our first article, Free Speech, of more

consequence than any War possible among civilized nations. But we did

not then suppose that one of the nations we considered civilized was

capable of stamping on treaties, violating neutralities, dropping

unnotified bombs on cities, and, if late reports are true, guiding the

Turk in another assault on civilization.

Resistance to such infamies we regard as of more pressing importance

than even the main object to which our leading articles have been

heretofore devoted, namely, the elevation of the humbler man. We

even regard that as, in the long run, the most effective agency

toward Peace. But sometimes in emergencies, the long run has to be

disregarded. Thus, not the least of the bad effects of the war is

its diversion of effort from the social and political amelioration

to which, for a generation, the world has given a degree of interest

without precedent in all previous history. From this cause, where we

would have our peculiar function the saving one of a brake, even our

own humble efforts must be considerably diverted by an emergency so

overwhelming; and we know that our readers, despite their inclination

for the still air of delightful studies, can not fail to respond to so

general and poignant an interest.

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Buzzing around this subject, one of our most valued contributors

writes: “Please don’t print a _peace article_. There are only two

possible kinds of peace in this world, while man is man: the peace of

exhaustion and the _pax romana_.”

How prophecy does rage on this subject--on both sides!

Which peace with each other did the chief European nations enjoy from

1871 to 1914, and the English speaking nations from 1814 to 1914? And

we seem abundantly justified in hoping that it may be permanent.

“While man is man.” Which man--Homer’s,--butchering unarmed foes whom

he finds in bathing; or today’s,--arbitrating most of his quarrels,

and busying himself over schemes for the automatic settlement of the

rest? Any one who fails to recognize the change in man, may well fail,

especially at a time like this, to recognize the increasing peace and

aids to peace among the nations. Between civilized peoples, war comes

now mainly because of one decaying institution--autocratic government,

and of one vanishing human peculiarity--the madness of the crowd--the

readiness of men to do in mass what they scorn to do as individuals--to

get excited over foolish causes, or no cause at all, and to find glory

in doing at wholesale, work which, at retail, they shrink from as

robbery and murder.

_Academic Courtesy_

A certain college professor was asked by a lawyer for technical

information needed in a property case. The professor spent half a day

in disentangling the material and putting it into practicable shape.

With it he presented a bill for $25.00.

Was this sensible or shocking?--business or betrayal? The lawyer,

who seems in no way to have begrudged the money, told the tale as an

instance of vulgar commercialism worming its ugly way into the fair

ethics of the academic profession. And with him doubtless most college

professors themselves would agree, even in the face of his confession

that for any scraps of legal information formally sought by the

professor a lawyer would charge a fee.

To a layman the case for the defence seems simple. Here is no shining

opportunity for the idealism of the scientist who, preferring to give

to humanity the fruit of his works, refuses to patent discoveries made

in the university laboratory. Nor is there in such an instance any

question of aid to a disinterested “seeker after truth.” A professor

of Greek will gravely spend several hours in answering a village

clergyman’s question about the New Testament “baptism.” The historian

himself will take the free hours of several days to make out reading

lists for a woman’s club. But why should one man who is making his

living give time and work freely to another man who is going to use

them to increase his earnings? The professor’s salary, unadorned by

inherited capital or wife’s dower or extra work, is not a living wage.

He has to endure the annual appeal to humanitarian alumni to consider

his needs, the reiterated disclosures of his poor economies and poorer

expenditures. Why should he not take from a lawyer’s pocket, rather

than from a “donor’s,” in return for desirable goods, money which will

pay part of his expenses to the next meeting of that learned society

before which he is to read an unmarketable paper?

Why, indeed? we seem to hear the college professor echo. There is

no reason save that he likes learning without courtesy, as little

as religion without charity--and courtesy, like charity, makes no

exceptions.

_Simplified Spelling_

While Germany is fighting in disregard of International Law, and the

allies fighting in its defence, it is a good time to impress a very

powerful consideration for simplifying English spelling.

Probably the strongest reason why International Law has developed so

much more slowly than law in the separate nations, has been the greater

difficulty of the nations understanding each other, and this is

rapidly disappearing under increased facilities of intercommunication.

Apparently there is no agency in sight which would promote this as much

as an international language. Many considerations nominate English

for the place: not only do more people speak it already than speak

any other civilized language; but quite probably more people not

born to it, speak it. Of all civilized languages, it is by far the

simplest in its inflections and the richest in its vocabulary, and

contains most words already contained in other languages. As a possible

world-language, it far surpasses them all, except in the difficult

inconsistencies of its spelling; and many devoted men, including

virtually all the leading authorities, are now working hard to remedy

these, perhaps their strongest motive being, as it is that of their

most generous supporter, the interests of peace.

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And now for a few words regarding some details of the simplification,

which wil contain a few examples of mildly impruuvd forms, insted of

the most outrageusly inconsistent of the uzual wons. Those we uze wil

be inconsistent enuf in all consience.

Of experienses discuraging to those who favor the reform, the worst we

hav encounterd has been in the letrs from members of the Simplified

Spelling Board which hav bin evoked by our articls. Probably not one in

five of those letrs has containd any new forms whatever, or at least

enuf to be notist. If the anointed aposls of the reform don’t bac it up

any betr than that, those who oppose it hav occasion to rejoise. On the

other hand, the letrs from som of the faithful who really wer faithful,

wer deliberately impruuvd until they wer very funny, tho very probably

our grandchildren woud not find anything funny in them.

If the reform ever coms, it now seems most likely to com thru peepl

getting so familiar with the milder impruuvd forms in correspondence,

advertisments, and prospectuses, that they wil be reddy to giv their

children a consistent scooling.

In such ways, and thru argument and right reson, probably there may gro

up, in time, approval enuf to start the better forms in som scools,

and when that is don, the spred and establishment of such forms seems

inevitabl.

But there wil be som difficultys that ar obvius even now. Inevitably

at this stage, experts ar qarreling among themselvs, tho qarreling is

hardly the term: for the differenses ar in the best of temper. It is a

question whether enuf new forms ar yet agreed upon, even by those who

attemt thurro and consistent reform, to make possibl a scool-bouk that

woud succeed. The foregoing sentence givs som illustrations. The word

we spel as _thurro_ is spelt by the S. S. B. as _thoro_, and by the S.

S. S. as _thuro_. The word we spel _woud_ is spelt by the S. S. S. as

_wood_, and the S. S. B. leavs it alone, after som tentativ votes that

resulted in _wud_. _Wood_ is excellent if identity with present practis

wer desirabl, but if _wood_ is right (_riit?_), how about _food_ and

_door_, and how, in any case, about using _o_ to express a _u_ sound?

The S. S. S. setls part of the difficulty by keeping _wood_ as now, and

making _food_ = _fuud_, and _door_ = _doer_. The present _doer_ (won

who duz) it makes _duer_. With _fuud_ and _duer_ we agree; but with

_doer_ for _door_ we don’t: we think _door_ as it is, is as good as

possibl, and think that _coast_, _ghost_, _globe_, _lore_, etc., would

be vastly impruuvd if they wer made uniform and to agree with door,

thus: _coost_, _goost_, _gloob_, _loor_.

It is a question wether reform had betr wait for a betr agrement of

experts, or wether there is now enuf agrement to justify anybody’s

going ahed with his share of it, and such personal extras as his

consience reqires (_reqiirs_?) him to ad; and letting everybody’s

personal extras fight (_fiit_?) it out to a survival of the fittest.

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