CHAPTER III.

_There was._--Here's explicitness! Here's directness! Here's

explanatoryness! In my pap days I learned that without a verb there

could not be a sentence, not even a judge's sentence. I know "was" ain't

much of a word all alone by itself, but then chuck it in among a lot of

other fellows, and how it does make them stand around. And then it's so

deliciously incomprehensible--there was. Mind you, it don't say that the

same thing isn't now. And, mind you, it don't say whether it refers to

the day before yesterday, or the commencement of the Franco-Prussian

opera bouffe, or our late unpleasantness, or the beginning of the world,

or before that. No, it can't go back of the beginning, for before that

there wasn't. Anyhow, it leaves you in such a pleasant state of

uncertainty that you very willingly pass on to.

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