OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks._)

Some part of the fascination that I found in _Tributaries_ (CONSTABLE)

was perhaps due to the interest of a problem. On the cover I am told

that the author "chooses to be anonymous in order that his story should

not suffer from the least suggestion of a party bias." And of course,

after reading this, I simply had to discover who it was. By the time I

reached the last page I had formed a tolerably confident guess. But I

will not commit myself further than to say that no one, however

"well-known in Great Britain and America" (the publisher again is my

authority), need be ashamed to own up to _Tributaries_, which is quite

one of the best written novels of the year. It is the story of a modern

demagogue, a young apostle of political nonconformity, part charlatan,

part zealot, who comes to town from a provincial chapel, and ends up a

glorious failure as a soured and unpopular Cabinet Minister. There is an

unusual quality in the characterisation and humour of this story of

_Maurice Sangster_. Page after page abounds with touches of observation

which betray the practised hand. The end, in its dry, unemotional

justice, approaches real tragedy. One small point. _Maurice's_

father-in-law, who hates and wishes to humiliate him, finds his

opportunity when a turn of the party wheel throws the Minister out of

office and into poverty. Her father thereupon allows _Mrs. Sangster_

fifteen hundred a year for household expenses on condition that

_Maurice_, who is scraping a bare hundred by his pen, shall not learn of

this help till the old man's selected moment for abasing him. An

intelligent woman who read the tale objected that no man, even a

journalist, could long remain ignorant that he was spending fifteen

hundred pounds more than he earned. I think she had a case. But the book

remains a remarkable one.

My own feeling about _A Soldier of the Legion_ (METHUEN) is that it

suffers from some excess of plot. That clever couple, C. N. and A. M.

WILLIAMSON, can handle a complicated intrigue better than most; but here

their battle-front, so to speak, is of such extent that even they seem

to have found it impossible to sustain the attack at every point. We

began splendidly. When _Max Doran_, rich, popular and just betrothed to

a star of musical comedy, hears suddenly that he isn't _Max Doran_ at

all, but a pauper changeling, and that the real child of his parents (if

I make myself clear) is a dull-witted girl who has been spirited away to

Africa--I said to myself, now there is an exciting time ahead. So there

was, but not in the way I had expected. For when _Max_ goes out to

Africa to find the missing one he finds her all right, but himself gets

involved in a totally different and not so promising complication. The

consequence is that the career of the enriched _Josephine_ and her union

with the wicked lawyer (all things about which I greatly wanted to hear)

have to be dismissed in a few lines. As compensation we get some good

desert pictures and a moving description of life in the Foreign Legion,

of which _Max_ becomes a member. But his other African adventures, and

the sub-sub-plot of the abduction of a Moorish maiden by her Spanish

lover, left me disappointed and detached. Of course _Max_ embraces the

heroine on the last page; and I could not but admire the resource with

which, having dropped the curtain upon this climax, the authors ring it

up again for an added paragraph (my metaphor is getting somewhat

uncertain, but no matter), which brings the story to the warlike

present. On the whole a readable book, but not quite equal to the best

from the same firm.

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Since the short prefatory note to _Raymond Poincaré_ (DUCKWORTH) tells

me that the book was not hastily mobilised and sent into the firing line

earlier than its author had intended, I must conclude that he is

prepared to meet the onset of the critic. I will therefore suggest to

him--and this the more boldly because he is anonymous--that he sometimes

treats French politics, both international and domestic, with an

allusiveness rather tantalising to the average English reader. "The

events of 1904," he says airily, and expects us to remember them at

once. This is a Gallic trait which would have caused us, I suppose, had

we possessed it here, to allude to the open space at the top of

Whitehall as "the square of the 21st of October." There is a supreme

interest for us at the present moment in this study of the man whose

dignified attitude towards Germany during the Moroccan crisis, and

support of the _entente_ with ourselves, has gone far to alter England's

traditional policy in European affairs. It is noteworthy that the writer

takes a very firm line about our duty in this respect, and gravely

deprecates the then growing feeling of friendship with Germany. It is

his opinion that M. POINCARÉ probably "exercises more influence in his

own country ... as regards foreign policy than did any of his

predecessors." He would also have us appreciate the French PRESIDENT'S

many-sided ability as a lawyer, financier, and educationalist. Indeed,

his proposed Budget of 1906 might well have earned him a reputation as

formidable as that of one whom I will not name. They tell me that M.

POINCARÉ has been to the front. I hope I he saw there some worthy fruits

of his strong policy in time of peace.

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I have not before met with a book by A. S. M. HUTCHINSON, the author of

_The Clean Heart_ (HODDER AND STOUGHTON). That is my loss, for he has a

curious intensity of vision, an arresting way of making objective his

thoughts by a sort of nervous battering emphasis of repetition. And he

has things to say. A curious theme and painful. One _Wriford_, editor

and novelist, breaks down from overwork and hovers about the ineffably

dread borderline, crossing and recrossing. And first that grotesque

tramp, _Puddlebox_, drunken, devout, affectionate optimist, with his

"Oh, ye loonies of the Lord, bless ye the Lord: praise Him and magnify

Him for ever;" then the oldest sea-captain living, with his "portograph"

in _The Daily Picture_; then a preparatory school, full of boys; last,

and most effectively, simple, sweet laughing _Essie_, daughter of the

cert. plumber--all help variously to win him out of his morbid wrestling

to mental and spiritual health. A live book this, and to be commended

very warmly. But there are one or two difficulties. Those grotesqueries

of the tramp and the fantastically laughable adventures of _Wriford_ in

his company--do they mingle quite smoothly with the painfully realistic

manifestations of poor _Wriford's_ state? Can so dreadful a theme ride

off successfully on so bizarre a steed? And then again, was not the

whole agony of the man on the physical and mental, not the spiritual

plane? For did not _Wriford_ before his illness give many obvious signs

of unselfishness? Is there not in effect a certain confusion of the

clean heart with the unclouded mind? I suspect the author has some

subtle sufficient answer. And anyway I urge everyone to make

acquaintance with two very lovable folk, the tramp and little _Essie_,

among many others.

* * * * *

_Ape's Face_ (LANE) takes its title from the name bestowed by her family

upon the heroine. It is not, you will admit, either a usual or an

attractive name; but then Miss MARION FOX is by no means a usual writer,

though she is in many ways a strangely attractive one. Perhaps you

recall certain earlier tales of hers which displayed the same

characteristics that you will find in this, though I think they were not

perhaps quite so definitely bogie. I used a wrong qualification there.

Definite is exactly what Miss FOX'S bogies are not, and in this they

show their own good sense, and hers. She knows quite well that to define

a supernatural element is to lessen enormously its flesh-creeping

capabilities. Your flesh will creep all right over _Ape's Face_ several

times; though perhaps you may agree with me at the end that the book is

really an enlarged Christmas tale, and would gain by being reduced to

magazine dimensions. I have I not yet told you what it is all about.

Very briefly, there is a family and a curse. This curse--with regard to

the exact details of which I still find myself a little vague--used to

express itself by causing murders from time to time among the brothers

and sisters of the House. The tale is told in a detached and purposely

elusive way that adds much to its effect, chiefly as it is felt by one

_Armstrong_, a stranger who comes to stay with the _Mortons_ at a time

when their very unpleasant family habit was due to manifest itself. "You

cannot move about the house without feeling that the thing has nearly

_broken through_." The italics in this chance quotation are mine, and

used to emphasize a rare feeling for the most haunting phrase, a feeling

which gives distinction throughout to the story.

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Illustration: _Special Constable_ (_to suspicious lounger_). "NOW, LOOK

HERE, IF YOU DON'T CLEAR OFF, I'LL--TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO--I'LL CALL A

POLICEMAN!"

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"Experienced Chauffeur wants situation; careful diver."

_Advt. in "Gloucester Citizen."_

A useful man in a whirlpool of traffic.

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"When the foe was announced, the country men did open the doors of

their stables to let the beasts over run in the neighbourhood.

Amongst them was a bull, who came out in the street, similling,

bending his hocks and waiterig anxious.

At this time, the gun started to boom. The beast, then, urshed and

gone away from the village. On the knoll a german section had just

taken place. The bull fell amongst, his horns forward, fool of rage.

He knocked down the Germans like skittles."

_"Démocratie de L'Ouest (English-French edition)."_

This is almost as picturesque as some of the work of the "Eye-witness at

General Headquarters."

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