THE LOVE OF COUNTY

Historians, homilists, orators, poets and magazine poets have for ages

been justly extolling the love of country as one of the noblest of

human sentiments; and it has been officially recommended to the fair

members of the Women’s Press Association as an appropriate subject to

write about—as “the vanity of life” was by the good-natured traveler

suggested to the inquiring hermit as a suitable theme for meditation.

Through all the ages has sounded the praise of patriotism, the love of

country. Philanthropy, the love of mankind, is a modern invention—a

newfangled notion with which it is unprofitable to reckon.

But while the love of country has been so generally and so justly

extolled, too little has been said in praise of that still more highly

concentrated virtue, the love of county. This noble sentiment is even

more nearly general (where there are counties) than the other. That

it is a stronger and more fervent passion goes without saying. The

natural laws of affection are extremely simple and commonplace. The

human heart has a fixed and definite quantity of affection; no two

have the same quantity, but in each it is definite and incapable of

augmentation. It follows that the more objects it is bestowed upon, the

less each object will get; the more ground it is made to cover, the

more thinly it must be spread out. A woman, for example, cannot love a

child, five dogs, a Japanese teapot, _The Ladies’ Weekly Dieaway_,

an exquisite shade of lavender and a foreign count any harder than, in

the absence of the other blessings, she could love the child alone.

Similarly, the man whose patriotism embraces the ninety millions of

Americans, Americanesses and Americanettes can care very little for any

one of them; whereas he whose less comprehensive heart takes in the

inhabitants of only a single county must, especially in the sparsely

settled districts, be comparatively enamored of each individual. It

is this that gives to parochialism (it has not been more definitely

named) a dignity altogether superior to that of the diffused sentiment

which the historians, the homilists, orators, poets and newspaper poets

have united in belauding, not without reason, though, in the case of

those last mentioned, commonly without rhyme. In the love of county

the gifted ladies of the Women’s Press Association would find a theme

surpassed in sublimity by but one other, namely the love of township.

Of that sacred passion no uninspired pen would dare to write.

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