THE SOCIALIST—WHAT HE IS, AND WHY

American socialism is not a political doctrine; it is a state of mind.

A man is an active socialist because he is afflicted with congenital

insurgency: he was born a rebel. He rebels, not only against “the

established order” in government, but against pretty nearly everything

that takes his attention and enlists his thought, though not many

things do. He is hospitable to only one idea at a time, in the service

of which he foregoes the advantage of knowing much of anything else.

He commonly, however, has an observing eye and a deep disesteem for

the decent customs and conventionalities of his time and place. The

man in jail for publication of immoralities is always a socialist,

and the socialist “organ” has usually a profitable “line” of indecent

advertisements.

As the socialist erroneously regards the criminal, so he is himself

rightly to be regarded. He is no heretic to be reclaimed, but a

patient to be restrained. He is sick. You cannot cure him; it is

useless to say to him: “Thou ailest here and there”; it is useless

to say anything to him but “Thou shalt not.” His unreason is what he

is a socialist with. That, too, is the cause of his inefficiency in

the competitions of life, for which, naturally, he would substitute

something “more nearly to the heart’s desire”—an order of things

in which all would share the rewards of efficiency. Always it is

the incapable who most loudly preaches the gospel of Equality and

Fraternity—which, being interpreted, means stand and deliver and look

pleasant about it. In the Cave of Adullam the credentialing shibboleth

is “Love me, damn you, as I love myself.”

A distinguishing feature of socialism as we have the happiness to

know it in this country is its servitude to anarchism. In theory

the two are directly antithetical. They are the North and the

South Pole of political thought, leagues and leagues removed from

zones of intellectual fertility. Anarchism says: “Ye shall have

no law”; socialism: “Law is all that ye shall have.” They “pool

their issues” and make common cause, but let them succeed in their

work of destruction and their warfare would not be accomplished:

there would remain the congenial task of destroying each other. The

present alliance is no figure of speech. It is a fact, unknown to the

follow-my-leader socialist, but not to his leader; not to observers

having acquaintance with the proselyting methods of the time; not at

the headquarters of anarchism in Paterson, New Jersey, where a great

body of socialist “literature” is written, printed and set going.

He who is not sufficiently “advanced” for anarchism is persuaded to

socialism. The babe is fed with malted milk until strong enough for the

double-distilled thunder-and-lightning of a more candid purveyance.

Whatever makes for discontent brings nearer the reign of reprisal.

Our good friends who think with their tongues and pens are ever clamant

about the national perils alurk in luxury: it causes decay in men and

states, blights patriotism, invites invasion, impoverishes the paupers

and bites a dog. Luxury will make a boy strike his father (feebly) and

persuade the old man to a life of shame. It is well known that it so

enervated the Romans that they fell off the map. One does not need to

believe all that, nor any of it. The wealthy, living under sanitary

conditions, well housed, well fed, clean, free from fatigue (which is a

poison) are, as a class, distinctly superior to the poor, physically,

mentally and morally. It is among the well-to-do that gymnasia flourish

and athletic clubs abound. Your all-around athlete is commonly in

possession of a comfortable income; the hardy out-of-door sports are

practiced almost exclusively by those who do not have to do manual

labor. The top-hatted clubman can manhandle the hulking day-laborer

with ease and accuracy. His female is larger and fitter than the other

gentleman’s underfed and overworked mate, and brings forth a better

quality of young. All this is obvious to any but the most delinquent

observation; yet wealth and its attendant luxury are prophecies and

forerunners of the decay of nations.

Hard are the steps, slow-hewn in flintiest rock,

States climb to power by; slippery those with gold

Down which they stumble to eternal mock.

To one having knowledge of the prevalence and power of some of the

primal brute passions of the human mind the reason is clear enough:

riches and luxurious living provoke envy in the vast multitude to whom

they are inaccessible through lack of efficiency; and from envy to

revenge and revolution the transition is natural and easy.

In the youth of a nation there is virtual equality of fortunes—all are

poor. Sixty years ago there were probably not a half dozen millionaires

in America; the number now is not definitely known, but it runs into

thousands; that of persons of less but considerable wealth—enough to

take attention—into the hundreds of thousands. Poverty used to be

rather proud of our millionaires; they were so few that the poor man

seldom or never saw them, to mark the contrast between their abundance

and his privation. Now the two are everywhere neighbors. The poor man

sees “the idle rich” (who mostly work like beavers) in their carriages,

while himself walks and, if it please him so to do, “takes their dust.”

He looks into the windows of ballrooms and erroneously believes that

the gorgeous creatures within are happier than he. If he happen to be

so intellectual as to be distinguished in letters, art or some other

profitless pursuit as to be sought by them, all the keener is his sense

of the difference; all the more humiliating his inability to suffer

their particular kind of disillusion. Partly because of that and

partly because he is not a thinker but a feeler, the poet, the artist

or the musician is almost invariably an audible socialist. True, some

of these “intellectuals” (they might better be called emotionals) are

themselves fairly thrifty and prosperous, and in the redistribution

of wealth which many of them impudently propose would be first to

experience the mischance of “restitution.” But doubtless they do not

expect their blessed “new order of things” to come in their day.

Meantime there are profit and a certain picturesqueness in “hailing the

dawn” of a better one, just as if it had already struck “the Sultan’s

tower with a shaft of light.”

The socialist notion appears to be that the world’s wealth is a fixed

quantity, and A can acquire only by depriving B. He is fond of figuring

the rich as living upon the poor—riding on their backs, as Tolstoi

(staggering under the weight of his wife, to whom he had given his vast

estate) was pleased to signify the situation. The plain truth of the

matter is that the poor live mostly on the rich—entirely unless with

their own hands they dig a bare subsistence out of their own farms or

gravel claims; if they do better than that they are not poor. A man

may remain in poverty all his life and be not only of no advantage

to his fellow poor men, but by his competition in the labor market

a harm to them; for in the abundance of labor lies the cause of low

wages, as even a socialist knows. As a consumer the man counts for

little, for he consumes only the bare necessaries of life. But, if

he pass from poverty to wealth he not only ceases to be a competing

laborer; he becomes a consumer of everything that he used to want—all

the luxuries by production of which nine-tenths of the labor class live

he now buys. He has added his voice to the chorus of demand. All the

industries of the world are so interrelated and interdependent that

none is unaffected in some infinitesimal degree by the new stimulation.

The good that he has done by passing from one class into another is

not so obvious as it would be if his wants were all supplied by one

versatile producer, purveying to him alone, but the sum of it is the

same. Yet the socialist finds a pleasure in directing attention to the

brass hoofs of the millionaire executing his joyous jig upon an empty

stomach—that of the prostrate pauper,—poets, muckrakers, demagogues

and other audibles fitly celebrating the performance with howls of

sensibility.

A socialist was damning the wicked extravagance of the rich. A

thoughtful person said: “In New York City was a wealthy family,

the Bradley Martins. They were driven out of the country by public

indignation because they spent their money with a free hand. In the

same city was a wealthy man named Russell Sage. He was no less reviled

and calumniated, because he spent as little as he could and lent the

rest. In which instance was our ‘fierce democracie’ wise and righteous?”

The answer was prompt and, O, so copious! Before it ceased to flow that

philosopher was a mile away from the subject, lost in an impenetrable

forest of words.

Of course Russell Sage was no less valuable an asset to the “wage

slave” than the Bradley Martins, for there is no way by which one can

get profit or pleasure out of money except by paying it out, either by

his own hand directly, or indirectly by the hand of another, for wages

to labor. Eventually, sooner or later, it all reaches the pocket of the

producer, the workingman.

We have so good a country here that more than a million a year of

Europe’s poor come over to share its advantages. In the patent fact

that it is a land of opportunity and prosperity we feel a justifiable

pride; yet the crowning proof and natural result of this—the great

number that do prosper—“the multitude of millionaires”—has come to

be resented as an intolerable wrong, and he who is most clamorous

for opportunity (which he has never for a moment been without)

most austerely condemns those who have made the best use of it. An

instinctive antipathy to all in prosperity is the common ground

upon which anarchists and socialists stand to debate their several

interpretations of anarchism and socialism. On that rock they build

their church, and the gates of—the quotation is imperfectly applicable:

the gates are friendly and hospitable to denominationaries of their

faith.

Another thing that these worthies have in common—and in common with

many unassorted sentimentaliters and effemininnies in this age of

unreason—is sympathy with crime. No avowed socialist but advocates a

rosewater penology that coddles the felon who has broken into prison to

enjoy a life of peace and plenty; none but would expel the warden and

flog the turnkey. All are proponents of the holy homily; all deny that

punishment deters from crime, although the discharged convict never

renews his offense until driven by hunger or again persuaded by his

poor brute brain that he can escape detection; he does not enter and

rob the first house that he comes to, nor murder the first enemy that

he meets.

That there are honest, clean-minded patriotic socialists goes without

saying. They are theorists and dreamers with a knowledge of life and

affairs a little profounder than that of a horse but not quite so

profound as that of a cow. But the “movement” as a social and political

force is, in this country, born of envy, the true purpose of its

activities, revenge. In the shadow of our national prosperity it whets

its knife for the throats of the prosperous. It unleashes the hounds of

hate upon the track of success—the only kind of success that it covets

and derides.

How bit and bridle this wild ass of civilization? How make the

socialist behave himself, as in Germany, or unmask himself, as in

France? It looks as if this cannot be done. It looks as if we may

eventually have to prevent the multiplication of millionaires by

setting a legal limit to private fortunes. By some such cowardly and

statesmanlike concession we may perhaps anticipate and forestall the

more drastic action of our political Apaches, incited by Envy, wrecker

of empires and assassin of civilization. Meantime, let us put poppies

in our hair and be Democrats and Republicans.

1910.

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