CHAPTER XLVI

WOMEN AS DRIVERS

The 5.19 had stopped at Lonesomehurst, and the grating sound of the

Klaxon had caused more than one commuter to wish there were a law

against harsh noises. To Cholly Subbubs, however, it had a welcome

tone, and he grabbed for his bundles and umbrella, saying while he

dashed to the door and swung off the train as it pulled out:

“Sorry, boys; finish the game tomorrow. Wife’s here with the car for

me.”

His partners at whist saw him step into a smart car driven by Mrs.

Subbubs, who turned it about and took the road parallel with the track

and for several miles gave race to the train, while sundry passengers

uttered wise sayings as to the folly of a woman trying to run an auto.

A woman can run a car as well as a man [one of the commuters finally

averred, as an answer to the criticism of the wiseacres]. I expect my

wife will be at the next station and we will have a twenty-five-mile

spin before dinner. It will blow off all the grouch, and blow out of

my lungs all the bad air I have had to breathe today, and give me an

appetite that would do credit to a man who has been toting bricks up a

ladder rather than selling bonds.

He had told the story of the new era of automobiling which has come to

the metropolis. Wife, the chauffeur! Now what is happening about New

York City is an old story in some parts of the country, but the latest

wrinkle in suburban travel about these parts is for friend wife to meet

the train two or three stations up the line and take tired hubby for

a ride on the way home. Having learned to run the car, she had been

taking him to the station and meeting him at night. One night he was

startled to hear her familiar signal on the horn—he knows his master’s

voice—some distance from the home station, looked out of the window and

just had time to swing off on the station platform. Now he is keen for

that sound. Probably every commuter train which leaves the city each

evening in pleasant weather has several such scenes.

It is not a fad, either, but the solution of the fresh-air problem for

pent-up business men; the relaxation from the daily cares and just

the most delightful visit with each other that devoted ones can have.

In the summer evenings there is time for a long ride before dining; in

the cooler evenings of fall and winter, when dark comes before hubby

is due, good roads still are inviting and the crisp air rejuvenates

one and creates an appetite which is alarming, the high cost of living

considered.

Women in the East began to take an interest in running an automobile

about the time the self-starter was put on the market, three or four

years ago. Cranking is not a feminine job and old models of cars bore

no semblance in convenience and ease of handling to those now on the

market; they are more reliable and dependable than the ancient makes.

Then, too, women in New York are used to being waited upon. They are

not of the aggressive type, and do not care for man’s work; while

in the West they are more self-reliant. That is only natural, since

the western women have been thrown more upon their own resources;

having helped the men subdue prairie and forest and desert, the

younger generation has not departed from their footsteps. There are

self-reliant women in New York, of course, but of a different type,

and one would hardly expect them to want to own or operate a car

themselves; but they are beginning to, by the thousands.

Another reason for the slowness of women to take up auto driving is

that New York City is not a place for pleasure driving; but in the

suburbs they are taking it up rapidly, as the increasing daytime

honk-honk indicates. In the city it is unnecessary, for there is every

convenience for shopping or calling at beck and call—taxis, buses, and

rent cars. These things are not to be had so largely in the suburbs,

and when hubby is at business and the chauffeur is at his grandmother’s

funeral, or has too heavy a load of “Oh, be joyful,” for safety or

pleasure, it is a case of stay at home, or learn to run the thing

for herself. She learns, and then does not have to worry about the

chauffeur going around the corner for a highball while she is calling.

So far as mastering the mechanical and technical details of a car,

women seem to be just as apt as most men, if they take it seriously

enough. The fact that mechanical talent is not limited to the male sex

is indicated by the numerous automobile developments which are the

product of the feminine brain.

The Y. M. C. A. Automobile School has been taking women pupils for

three years and among the four hundred graduates have been every type,

from the society debutante to the mature matron, chorus girl, actress,

and a few who desired to become professional chauffeurs—“Jit Chicks”

they call them in Philadelphia—with a lot of applications from school

teachers. It does not appear why so many of that class have taken the

course, but one of the instructors says that most of them are learning

so that at vacation time they can take their car instead of the ocean

steamer or railroad train and spend two months “seeing America.” One

of them, however, declares that she intends to become a professional

chauffeur during vacation, so that she can make money while enjoying a

full relaxation from her ordinary labor. She teaches at an exclusive

club-colony center and will run her car there.

When the first woman applicant came, it caused some of the instructors

to gasp:

“Why, a woman cannot understand an engine.”

“Only because they never have tried,” was the response. “Give me a

chance—I’ll show you.”

“But you would get all dirty. The men have to crawl under the cars and

get covered with grease and grime,” was objected.

“If they get any dirtier than I did this morning when I had to clean

out the kitchen stovepipe,” was the comeback, “then I’ll give up;

grease has no fearsomeness for a housewife.”

[Illustration: SHE IS ACCUMULATING KNOWLEDGE OF AN INTRICATE

MACHINE—AND SHE IS FASCINATED]

Of course the director gave in, as man ever has yielded to woman, and

today the women’s department of the school is a fixture, for woman has

demonstrated that she can understand machinery and wires and things and

learn how to pilot a car and do all sorts of other stunts with it.

It is no child’s play to which the woman student is ushered when

beginning the course. She goes right at a machine and first of all has

to learn what the array of bolts and valves and belts and wires is for.

The women put on big aprons—or overalls—and gloves, and with sleeves

rolled up start to dissect one of the cars as a doctor does a cadaver.

From starting crank to differential and from spark plug to oil sump it

all has to come down, and, worse yet, has to be put together again. The

dainty young thing in dimity—under the jumper—gets her arms greasy and

a splotch on her nose, but she doesn’t care a bit, for it all washes

off and she knows that back of the nose she is accumulating something

that won’t wash off—a knowledge of an intricate machine—and she is

fascinated.

She has to learn about tires, too; how to take them off and repair and

replace them. It is just a bit odd to see a woman patching an inner

tube as handily and as daintily as though she were embroidering a bit

of Christmas frumpery; but really she handles the shears to cut the

patch a lot more readily than most men, and she puts the patch in place

as carefully as though she were mending the seat of her young hopeful’s

rompers.

When the student has mastered the mechanical part and has overcome

all the “queering” the instructor can devise, she is taken out for

road experience. When she has the car ready, supplied with gasoline,

lubricating oil, water for the radiator, and all the other things which

make for safety and successful operation, and has cranked the engine,

unless there is a self-starter, then, with hands and feet engaging the

steering wheel, levers, and pedals, the momentous hour has come when

the machine is to be under her control. The instructor is provided

with a duplicate set of levers for an emergency. Lessons begin in the

quiet streets, gradually emerging into those busier, until at last

Fifth Avenue and Forty-second Street, the busiest intersection in the

metropolis, is reached.

The women always enjoy that. Never one but shows she is having the time

of her life at that corner. They are expected to lose their heads and

“go up in the air,” but they do not. They are not so reckless as men,

are quicker to grasp a situation, and do not “take a chance” as men

do. Alertness is an attribute of most women, also intuition, and these

are qualities needed by an auto driver.

The era of low-priced cars undoubtedly has had something to do with

the influx of women into auto driving. Thousands to whom a high-priced

car with liveried chauffeur must ever be a dream, are able to have a

moderate or low-priced car for the whole family. Mother will not let

her sons and daughters distance her in anything, so she learns too.

Whatever may be the cause, it is a fact that the women of the country

are taking up the auto seriously. There already are too many in the

city streets to excite even casual notice, but in the suburbs, where

there is an almost total absence of men during the daytime, every car

you meet has a woman at the wheel. There is no indication, however,

that man has been relegated to the care of the nursery. He still is too

valuable as a producer for that—producer of gasoline and tires and what

not. But the chauffeur who drives for a living must take account of the

woman at the wheel, for it means lessened opportunity; still, the use

of trucks is increasing, and woman is not likely to be a competitor

there—not yet.

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