232. A Charge to Presbyteries

Go on, presbyteries and synods, go on! Thrust the heretics out of the

Church--that is to say, throw away your brains,--put out your eyes. The

infidels will thank you. They are willing to adopt your exiles. Every

deserter from your camp is a recruit for the army of progress. Cling to

the ignorant dogmas of the past; read the 109th Psalm; gloat over the

slaughter of mothers and babes; thank God for total depravity; shower

your honors upon hypocrites, and silence every minister who is touched

with that heresy called genius. Be true to your history. Turn out the

astronomers, the geologists, the naturalists, the chemists, and all the

honest scientists. With a whip of scorpions, drive them all out. We want

them all.

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