231. The Parson Factory at Andover

They have in Massachusetts, at a place called Andover, a kind of

minister-factory; and every professor in that factory takes an oath once

in every five years--that is as long as an oath will last--that not only

has he not during the last five years, but so help him God, he will not

during the next five years intellectually advance; and probably there is

no oath he could easier keep. Since the foundation of that institution

there has not been one case of perjury. They believe the same creed they

first taught when the foundation stone was laid, and now when they send

out a minister they brand him as hardware from Sheffield and Birmingham.

And every man who knows where he was educated knows his creed, knows

every argument of his creed, every book that he reads, and just what he

amounts to intellectually, and knows he will shrink and shrivel.

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