_All smokers are inveterate;_
_Their vice becomes inured,_
_Only a ham can smoke and smoke,_
_And smoking still be cured._
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I kicked a mongrel cur,
He uttered a mournful wail.
Where did I kick him, Sir?
Ah! Thereby hangs a tail.
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_The most disgusting sight in the world is to see another fellow in an
automobile with your best girl._
* * * * *
The old inhabitant says, “I kin remember when a young lady passed you,
you always could hear the rustle of stiffly starched skirts.”
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