(From Sedalia Correspondence of Rogers Democrat)
Mrs. Albert Evans didn’t have good luck with her incubator. She had only
thirty little chicks, but she is undaunted and she is setting again.
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Mary wears her new short skirt,
Cut just about in half;
Who cares a slam ’bout Mary’s lamb,
Now we can see her calf?
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The woman with a past is always glad to see a man with a present.
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The Latest Song “Hit”
By A. Balland Batt.
“When the Baseball season starts, Sweetheart, I’ll be running home to
you.”
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_Miss Marrietta Nutt will now render the latest “catch”. “The toy shop
business is booming since they show their Teddy bears.”_
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We Expect a Free Can For This!
_I saw a girl the other day who was so bashful she asked for a lady clerk
when she wanted to buy some Arbuckle’s coffee._
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