Ain’t no use of living, nothing gained,
Ain’t no use of eating just pain,
Ain’t no use of kissing he’ll tell,
Ain’t no use of nothing, Oh, well.
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Djever Hear This One?
An Englishman bragged that he was once mistaken for Lloyd George. The
American boasted that he had been taken for President Wilson.
Paddy said he had them all beat.
“A fellow walked up to me and tapped me on the shoulder and said ‘Great
God, is that you?’”
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