On "How to Dig," from a recently-published military manual:--

"To dig well one must dig often. Any series of complex co-ordinated

movements can be performed with the greatest economy of effort only

when they have become semi-reflex; and for this to happen the

correlated series of nervous impulses must be linked up by higher

development of the brain cells."

A spade is useful, too.

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"I did not hear yesterday of the insufficiency of bread supplied at

Restaurants being made up by cakes and guns brought from home."--_Irish

Paper._

We have heard, however, of an insufficiency of alcoholic refreshment being

made up by a "pocket-pistol."

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"After all, the custom of marrying only into Royal houses came to us

from Germany, and dates from the Hanoverians.... The case of Henry

VIII. is well known. Four of his wives were plain Englishwomen...."--

_Sunday Herald._

Not so plain, however, as the German one, ANNE OF CLEVES.

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[Illustration: CANNON-FODDER--AND AFTER.

KAISER (_to 1917 Recruit_). "AND DON'T FORGET THAT YOUR KAISER WILL FIND A

USE FOR YOU--ALIVE OR DEAD."

[At the enemy's "Establishment for the Utilisation of Corpses" the dead

bodies of German soldiers are treated chemically, the chief commercial

products being lubricant oils and pigs' food.]]

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[Illustration: _Aunt._ "THIS IS A TERRIBLE WAR. ALL OF US MUST GO WITHOUT

SOMETHING."

_R.F.C. Officer._ "WELL, I TRY TO BE BRAVE ABOUT IT, AUNT. BUT THIS

ZEPPELIN SHORTAGE HITS ME VERY HARD."]

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, April 25, 1917 · 第 8 / 56 题