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HOW TO GET MARRIED ALTHOUGH A WOMAN;
OR, THE ART OF PLEASING MEN.
By “A YOUNG WIDOW.”
(COPYRIGHT 1892 BY J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING CO.)
OHIO CARD CO.,
COLUMBUS OHIO
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CONTENTS.
CHAPTER. PAGE.
I. Girls and Matrimony 5
II. The Girl whom Men Like 20
III. The Girl who Wins 41
IV. The Girl who Fails 55
V. Some Unfailing Methods 84
VI. A Word of Warning 91
VII. The Secret of the Widow’s Power 107
VIII. “Lady Beauty” 119
IX. The Loved Wife 128
Choice Selections in Poetry and Prose 145
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HOW TO GET MARRIED, ALTHOUGH A WOMAN.
CHAPTER I. GIRLS AND MATRIMONY.
It is natural for girls to wish to marry. The desire to do so is not to
be condemned, but rather applauded, for it is Heaven-born. The Creator
implanted it in the human heart, man and woman alike. God made man for
woman and woman for man. He did not intend that they should live apart
from each other. When He said, “It is not good for man to be alone,”
He included woman in the man. It is not good for woman to live alone.
He put a longing in the heart of man and woman alike which is only
satisfied by the love of the other. He made a void in the heart which
can only be filled by the companionship and love of one of the opposite
sex. Man and woman are alike in this. It is as natural to her as to
him: she can no more help it than he can. The unnatural part is that
a woman must keep still about it, and if no one comes to woo, try to
stifle the longing.
There are plenty who hold up their hands in holy horror when it is
said that a certain girl wishes to marry. It is nothing at all out of
the way when _Mr. Jones_ says _he_ has determined to marry. If his
sister Mollie gave voice to such a sentiment, it would be shocking,
however. It would be shocking for her to give expression to the longing
the all-wise Father has implanted in her heart. It is a heart, too,
that will never be satisfied with yearning only, with fame, with any
vocation, with dumb animals, with other people’s children; and it is a
wise thing it will not. It is not a wise thing, however, that Mollie
will be condemned because she cannot be satisfied without having a
fireside and home of her own, because she wants a big loving fellow to
care for her and to protect her, and whom she can love and make happy,
because she wants her own home, no matter how small it is, to adorn
and make pretty, her own housekeeping to look after, her own and his
children to care for; because she wants her own wifehood, just as her
brother wants a wife and home of his own and will not be satisfied to
be a bachelor.
Let him make up his mind to marry. The world will approve of his
decision. Let Mollie do the same thing. I want to see girls marry. I am
always glad when I hear that one is engaged to do so. To help some to
do so, I write these few chapters. There are too many old maids. There
are more than there need to be.
I feel particularly sorry for the girl who has passed the line of youth
and who has no admirers. Her brothers are all married, and most of her
girlhood friends are absorbed in a husband and a baby. She has none,
when doubtless she has it within her to make a good wife and mother.
She is often restless, unsatisfied, disappointed. If she is at all
weak-minded, she becomes sour as she grows older. She grows envious of
all happily married women, and has a secret grudge toward men because
she feels that she has been slighted by the sex generally. Many a girl
who would make a good wife is soured by her failure to become one, and
turns out an unpleasant member of society. All old maids are not by any
means like this, however. There are many unmarried women in the world
that will take up cheerfully any fate, turning their disappointment
into a blessing for others.
But I fear that, after all, they go through life with a heart
unsatisfied. Alone, when they look into the secret chambers of that
uncomplaining heart, they see there the old longings for love.
There are unmarried women who do a great deal of good in the world.
They accept their solitary lot as the will of the Heavenly Father.
But is it His will? Does He give the heart longings which He will not
satisfy? No. A thousand times, No. That would be tantalizing us. Too
often we make mistakes in life, and then declare the consequences to be
His will. It is so in failing to marry. Girls make mistakes in their
conduct and remain spinsters. The fault is their own. They do not know
how to attract, and so are passed by.
Plenty of girls do so well understand the art of attracting men, that
they have numberless offers of marriage. I know women who could not
count up on their ten fingers the men who have been in love with them:
among them men who for their sakes have remained unmarried through
life. I have had personal acquaintance with women who have been married
three times, and could, some of them, be married again. I know other
women who have never had one admirer.
I know girls who can attract men to them, and almost as soon as they
are attracted, repel them. That sort of a girl never marries. She wants
to do so, and acts through ignorance. I have sometimes felt like giving
a girl a good shaking when I have seen her spoil her own chances. I
have been dying to whisper a word of advice at times, but was too
wise to do so, knowing it would not be well received. Girls know so
fearfully much! The experiences of a mature woman count for nothing
beside the wonderful knowledge some girls in their teens have! In the
hope that some of these maidens will be willing to read what they would
not hear, when it was too personal, I determined to write down what I
know about being attractive to the other sex, what I know about girls’
failures, and why they fail.
Not long ago there appeared in “The Woman’s Department” of one of our
daily papers a letter from a young girl, in which she confessed that
she loved a young man who did not return her affection. She asked what
she should do to win him. The editor could not tell her, advising her
to give him up, very much as if it were a pleasure excursion the poor
girl was writing about. There are times when it is necessary to give up
all hope of winning a man. This, however, did not appear to have been
one of them. The girl should have been told just how she could attract,
then win him. Perhaps the editor did not herself know.
If a girl is thrown much in the society of a young man whose affections
are not previously engaged, and if she knows how to do it, she is
quite sure to make him love her. If, however, he cares for some one
else, who cares for him, no true woman will in any way try to come
between the two: she will rather avoid doing so. If the girl has
become interested before she knows of his engagement, it is a case of
misplaced affections. There I must advise giving him up. Get interested
in another man, and win that one. It might be well always for a girl
to find out first whether or not a man is interested in some one else.
That would often save a world of trouble. A misplaced affection, when
foolishly adhered to will stand in the way of a happy marriage. It is
not always the _man_ you love. Not unfrequently it is your ideal which
you make a certain man fill. Often, if you are not blinded, you will
see that instead of filling it, he “wobbles” around in the large space
you have given him. That ideal can easily be transferred to another
man. Very few hearts are so true that they love but once. They may do
so in stories, but in real life we change. We rarely marry our first
love, and almost always forget all about him.
After marriage it is a different thing. Then it is no ideal: it is
real. The man you love is real. The love is real, and continues even
after “death do you part.”
So, let no misplaced affection stand between you and marriage. Return
a love if it is offered you and the man is desirable, or set yourself
to win one. Do not go about sighing for a man who belongs to another
girl. He never gives you a thought--they are hers. Have too much
self-respect, and too high an opinion of your charms to think about
him. In a few years, impossible as it may seem now, when you meet him
middle-aged and a family man, you will wonder what you ever saw in
him to care about. This sounds heartless, but it is true. It goes to
prove that in early life before marriage it is the ideal and not the
man a girl often loves. If I am mistaken in that, I am not mistaken
in saying that a girl is happier married to a man for whom she cares
less than she did for this ideal, than in remaining a spinster because
some other girl bore off the heart she craved. To my mind a woman is
happier married under almost any circumstances than single. That I know
is against the teachings of to-day, and does not savor the least of
woman’s rights. I believe her “rights” is to be married.
Sometimes a girl who is attractive enough to win any man is kept from
marriage by the selfish attentions of one man who either cannot or will
not say anything to her about marrying him. This is not an unfrequent
occurrence. A man who, on account of his circumstances, cannot marry,
or who, because he prefers his freedom, will not marry, will pay
attention to a girl for years. He wins her affections, and keeps away
others who would be glad to marry her. Meantime she hopes that every
day she will hear the words he has given her a right to expect to hear.
In the end, if she allows this thing to continue, she will be an old
maid.
No matter how much you care for a man, give him up if, after a certain
length of time, he says nothing to you about marriage. You will lose
nothing in the end by doing so, and may gain him. If he really cares
for you, the danger of losing you will make him more anxious to possess
you. Then, if ever, he will find means to ask you to marry him. If he
does not then, he never would. If giving him up hurts you, heal the
wound by remembering that his intentions could not have been serious,
and that he has allowed himself to lose you. Remember, too, that the
hurt will come some time, anyway, and most likely when you are beyond
the age to attract any one else. So giving him up while you are yet
young means a marriage with some other man. Clinging weakly to him
means, without doubt, that he will, when you are no longer young and
attractive, cast you away for a fairer face.
Never so far forget your self-respect as to ask a dilatory lover his
intentions. Never allow your father or brother so to demean you. If a
man has intentions, no matter how bashful he is, he will declare them.
If he does not do so, he has none, and you had better give up all hope
in that direction. There are always plenty more men about who will care
for you, and who will let you know it too.
Three such cases have come to my knowledge. The girl acted differently
in each one. The first clung to her dilatory lover till he finally left
her when she was too old to attract any one else. Now, alone in the
world, she supports herself by keeping a boarding-house. The second one
had her father ask the lover his intentions, and in that way roped him
in. It was not a happy marriage. A third gave up the man who would not
propose, and shortly afterwards married another man for whom she grew
to care a great deal more.
Some attractive girls live in small towns where they can meet no one
whom they could or would marry. Consequently they have to remain
single. In such a case a man would go out and seek a wife. A girl
cannot exactly do that. She can, however, sometimes change her place
of residence for that purpose. When it makes little difference, as
far as business is concerned, where a family live, I believe a father
owes this duty to his unmarried daughters. He can take her where she
will be likely to meet an eligible man. I once knew a father with two
young daughters who left his country home for their sakes. He took a
nice house in Philadelphia, and remained there till they were both
married, then returned home. A widow with three daughters left her
farm and rented a large furnished house in New York City. As a means
of support she took first-class boarders. The eldest was considerably
over thirty, but they were all three attractive. Being so placed where
they met gentlemen, none of them were long in marrying. A maiden lady
of forty-one, very jolly, bright, and good-natured, interesting but not
pretty, and so fleshy she was a sight, had never in the east met a man
whom she could marry. She went to California to visit a sister, and in
less than a year was married to a wealthy widower.
Change of residence will often change the lonely spinster, young or
advanced, into a happy wife.