PREMIÈRE AND DERNIÈRE, OR SHORTEST RUN ON RECORD.

_Dramatic Author_ (_to very friendly critic_). Seen my new piece? eh?

_Première_ last night.

_Very friendly Critic_. Dear me! "One night only!" Hope they've got

something ready for this evening. [_Exit, chuckling._

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