SCRIPTURAL

The college boys played a mean trick on "Prexy" by pasting some of the

leaves of his Bible together. He rose to read the morning lesson, which

might have been as follows:

"Now Johial took unto himself a wife of the daughters of Belial." (_He

turned a leaf._) "She was eighteen cubits in height and ten cubits in

breadth." (_A pause, and careful scrutiny of the former page_.)

He resumed: "Now Johial took unto himself a wife," etc. (_Leaf turned._)

"She was eighteen cubits in height and ten cubits in breadth, and was

pitched within and without--" (_Painful pause and sounds of subdued

mirth._) "Prexy" turns back again in perplexity.

"Young gentlemen, I can only add that 'Man is fearfully and wonderfully

made'--and woman also."

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