Representative Billy Wilson, who dwells in Chicago, found himself in the
upper peninsula of Michigan doing some fishing and hunting. While there
he conversed with the guide that he had hired in order to have somebody
around to talk to.
"Must get mighty all-fired cold up here in winter," remarked Wilson one
morning.
"Yes, it often gets away down to forty-five below zero," replied the
native.
"Don't see how you stand it," said the Congressman.
"Oh, I always spend my winters in the South," explained the guide.
"Go South, eh? Well, well! That's enterprising. And where do you go?"
"Grand Rapids," said the guide.