STAYING ON THE JOB

In introducing the Honorable W.G. McAdoo to an audience of North

Carolinians in the Raleigh Auditorium, Governor T.W. Bickett had

occasion to refer to the North Carolina trait of stick-to-it-ness. He

used as an example the case of Private Jim Webb, a green soldier and a

long, lanky individual from the farm who had never been drilled in his

whole life and knew even less about the usages and customs of war, so

when he was conscripted into the North Carolina divisions in the late

war between the states, he was given only a week's drill and then

assigned to duty.

His regiment was in the Peninsular campaign, and Jim was soon put on

guard duty, being given, as his first post, a place along the river

bank, and cautioned to stick to his post under any conditions, to watch

closely for the enemy, and to allow no one to pass who could not give

the countersign.

"Obey your instructions," said the officer of the guard, "and I will

return at two o'clock with relief. Do not leave your post under any

conditions."

Promptly at two o'clock the officer returned, to find Jim gone. He

searched long and diligently, but no trace of Jim. Finally he called,

lowly at first, then louder, seeking to know if Jim were in the vicinity

or had been captured. Finally came Jim's answering voice from out in the

middle of the river, "Here I be."

"What in the world are you doing out there?" asked the indignant

officer. "Did I not tell you not to leave your post?"

"I hain't moved, nuther," replied the indignant Jim; "the durn river's

riz."

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