She’s a woman with a mission; ’tis her heaven-born ambition to
reform the world’s condition, you will please to understand.
She’s a model of propriety, a leader in society, and has a great
variety of remedies at hand.
Each a sovereign specific, with a title scientific, for the cure
of things morbific that vex the people sore;
For the swift alleviation of the evils of the nation is her
foreordained vocation on this sublunary shore.
And while thus she’s up and coming, always hurrying and humming,
and occasionally slumming, this reformer of renown,
Her neglected little Dicky, ragged, dirty, tough, and tricky, with
his fingers soiled and sticky, is the terror of the town.
(Text.)--_Tit-Bits._
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