WOMANLY WIT

Foster, the State news paragrapher of the Cleveland _Press_,

published a paragraph to this effect: “A Marion girl started

her graduating essay as follows: ‘I am fairly worried out with

the incessant pratings of the lords of creation on the duties

and sphere of woman.’” The paragraph closed with the somewhat

dangerous assertion that the editor would bet a new spring hat

that the author of that discourse on woman’s sphere could not

bake a loaf of bread. Two days later Mr. Foster received from

Marion a large box. It contained sundry light loaves of bread

and cake marvelously toothsome. An accompanying affidavit bore

the solemn oath of the sweet girl graduate (who possesses the

pretty name of May Williams) that she had, unaided, made the

wheat-bread marked “Exhibit A,” the two specimens of cornbread

marked “Exhibit B,” and the chocolate, “Exhibit C.” The notary’s

seal of office was affixt to the affidavit, and it was settled

beyond a doubt in Mr. Foster’s mind that his wager had been

accepted. He therefore went out and lavished his week’s salary

on a new spring hat.

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