PRETENSE, SELFISH

An English writer thus speaks of an indiscreet adventure of a

costermonger and an electric eel:

Before this gymnotus was publicly exhibited it was deposited

at a French hotel in the neighborhood of Leicester Square. A

burly fishmonger’s man, named Wren, brought in the daily supply

of fish to the establishment, when some of the servants told

him they had an eel so large that he would be afraid to pick it

up. He laughed at the idea of being afraid of an eel, and when

taken to the tub boldly plunged in both hands to seize the fish.

A hideous roar followed this attempt. Wren had experienced a

demonstration of the “psychic force” of the electrical eel, and

his terror so largely exaggerated the actual violence of the

shock, that he believed for the remainder of his life that he

was permanently injured by it. He had periodical spasms across

the chest, which could only be removed by taking a half-quarter

of gin. As he was continually narrating his adventure to

public-house audiences, and always had a spasm on concluding,

which his hearers usually contributed to relieve, the poor

fellow’s life was actually shortened by the shock from the

gymnotus.

The man’s recurring pains usually made their appearance at places and

times when thirst could be quenched. Many bodily ills are simulated or

imaginary.

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