PRETENSE OF VIRTUE

It is a cynical saying that “every man has his price,” but it is

difficult at times to judge what any man might do under stress of

unusual circumstances. An illustration of this point is the following:

A Scots business representative called upon a firm whose

principal desired to make him a Christmas present. The honest

fellow was scandalized. He could not dream of accepting

presents. If such a thing were in the minds of the firm, let

them transfer their favor in the shape of discount to the house

which he represented. They did not mean anything of the sort,

they told him; this was a little matter personal to himself.

He threw back his shoulders; he was not to be bribed. “Oh, but

this is no bribe,” he was answered; “all we propose to do is to

offer you a nice box of cigars, for which you shall give us,

say, sixpence.” The choler of the virtuous one died away. He put

his hand into his pocket and drew forth a coin. “I’m to take a

box and give you sixpence? Well, I havena’ a sixpence. Here’s a

shillin’; I’ll tak’ twa boxes!”

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