LOVE LETTERS OF A BUSINESS MAN.

[Illustration: ABOUT TO ENTER THE BRIDAL STATE]

The course of true love, though beset with almost insurmountable

obstacles, often rewards the faithful lovers at the last with supreme

happiness. But, alas! sometimes the said true love proves naught but a

toboggan-slide leading to a precipice, into which the true lovers' hopes

are hurled and dashed into atomic smithereens.

We have before us a volume of a "Business Man's Love Letters," a few

extracts from which we give below. Reader, if you have a tear, prepare

to shed it now! The burning passion which surges in the lover's heart,

though embodied in phrases habitually used by a business man, is sure to

touch your soul. But presently comes the pathetic ending, when she is no

longer anything to him, and he--to use the imperfect but

comprehensive vernacular--is to her as "dead as a door nail." Reader,

read on!

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