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"À PROPOS!"--_Sententious Old Bachelor_ (_in the course of
conversation_). "As the 'old saw' has it, my dear madam, 'Man proposes,
but----'"
_Widow_ (_promptly_). "Yes; but that's just what he doesn't do!"
(_Tableau!_)
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MOTTO FOR THE DIVORCE COURT.--Marry, and come up!
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[Illustration: _She._ "But, George, suppose papa settles my dowry on me
in my own right?"
_He._ "Well, my dear girl, it's--er--nothing to me if he does!"]
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