PAVING THE WAY FOR HIM.

IT is understood that at the final sitting of the Sobranje it was

decided to submit to Prince FERDINAND of Saxe-Coburg the following

memorandum of terms for his acceptance:--

That he shall forward, together with his references, his photograph on

approval.

On it being notified to him that these have been considered

satisfactory, he shall state whether he understands the confidence and

three-card tricks, and also what acquaintance he possesses with the

heavier feats of advanced _leger-de-main_ that would warrant his active

intervention in the diplomatic intrigues of Eastern Europe.

That he shall provide his own crown, which must be a decidedly showy

affair, and should be so constructed as, by a little manipulation, it

could, in any sudden outbreak of popular fury, be made to assume the

appearance of an ordinary top-hat.

That his coronation-robe should be reversible, and, when turned inside

out, serve as a dressing-gown that would be available for night

surprises of a revolutionary character.

That he should be supplied with six bullet-proof shirts, to be worn on

important State occasions, and have not less than twelve complete

theatrical disguises for purposes of escaping with his life beyond the

frontiers after the passing of unpopular measures.

That he will be expected to have sufficient command of the Russian

language to enable him to indite an occasional defiant and offensive

epistle to the CZAR as occasion may require.

That he must understand that his household will be composed partly of

traitors, whom, however, as the Government will see that his bedroom

door is provided with an extra bolt, he need only keep carefully under

his eye during the daytime.

That the salary for discharging the above functions will be L200 per

annum, payable quarterly in advance, and guaranteed as recoverable by

personal service, on the properties of the unpopular chiefs of the

Opposition.

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