It is no uncommon thing to see Madeira, which has been in a gentleman’s

_godown_ ten years in the wood: many have much older wine in their

possession; a few can, indeed, boast of some, which, though

inconceivably mild, and rich in flavor, is extremely potent. None will

attempt to produce, at their tables, Madeira that has not been two or

three years in the country; for the new wine is neither pleasant nor

wholesome, and may be readily distinguished from the old,

notwithstanding some venders are well skilled in the art of adding, in

the course of a few _hours_, many _years_ of age to the liquor. Among

the military, it is found best to purchase wine that is known to be of

good quality, and of a certain age; which is easily done, through the

several agency-houses; all of which have generally large quantities, of

every description, either on commission, or at command. This mode is far

preferable to the otherwise general practice of buying several pipes,

with a view to filling up the ullage, (say of four, from a fifth,) as

the contents decrease. By such management, any person settled at

Calcutta, or elsewhere, may, in the course of five or six years, become

possessed of a stock of excellent Madeira; observing, however, that, in

that time, every fifth pipe will have been drawn off, to fill up its

neighbours: therefore, in computing the value of such remaining pipes,

that of the pipe thus expended must be included.

Nothing can injure a cargo of Madeira more than the presence of a cask

of coal-tar: it communicates to the wine a most nauseous flavor, and

scent; rendering it totally unfit for use. I recollect, about seventeen

years ago, dining with a General Officer, who had inadvertently allowed

his Madeira pipes to be smeared with coal-tar, for the purpose of

preserving them. Whether it had that effect on the wood I never took the

trouble to enquire, but it certainly _preserved the wine_; which, I

doubt not, may be in existence to this day; for it was really too

potent, even for parasitical stomachs!

The price of good Madeira wine that has been three or four years in the

country, may be generally stated at about four hundred rupees, equal to

£50. The pipes are not so large as formerly, but will commonly run about

forty dozens; which brings the price per dozen nearly to twenty-five

shillings, or little more than two shillings per bottle. Wine of the

first quality may be about fifty, or even sixty, per cent. dearer.

The Port-wine used in India is generally of a light kind, not unlike

what we term ‘Southampton Port:’ about ten years ago, when Claret began

to be scarce, a large quantity was sent out, and was bought up with

readiness; but, on account of its astringent, and, consequently,

heating, quality, it fell into disrepute. It is, nevertheless, highly

esteemed as a restorative, especially in a convalescent state after

obstinate bowel-complaints, and in cases of debility not proceeding from

obstructions.

Such exceptions are, indeed, rare; for, I believe, very few of the local

diseases are exempted from such connections with obstruction: in fact,

almost every ague, which is a very common complaint in many parts of the

country, and is generally designated the ‘Hill,’ or ‘the Jungle-fever,’

according to the situation in which it is engendered, either originates

from, or resolves into, confirmed hepatitis.

Porter, pale-ale, and table-beer of great strength, are often drank

after meals: all these are found in the utmost perfection, for

indifferent malt-liquors do not stand the voyage; and, even should they

arrive in a sound state, would meet no sale. A temporary beverage,

suited to the very hot weather, and called ‘country-beer,’ is in rather

general use, though water, artificially cooled, is commonly drank during

the repasts: in truth, nothing can be more gratifying at such a time,

but especially after eating _curry_. Country-beer is made of about

one-fifth part porter, or beer, with a wine glass full of _toddy_, (or

_palm-wine_, which is the general substitute for yeast,) a small

quantity of brown sugar, and a little grated ginger, or the dried peel

of Seville oranges, or of limes; which are a small kind of lemon,

abounding in citric acid, and to be had very cheap.

The great cheapness and abundance of the materials, added to the

frequent and great thirst to which Europeans are subject while resident

in India, should appear to be strong inducements toward the free use of

punch, lemonade, sangaree, negus, &c. The reverse is the case; for, I

believe, with the exception of the lowest classes, all such beverages

are totally discarded: they are deleterious; rarely failing, in the

first instance, to injure, and ultimately disgracing all who yield to

the temptation. Fortunately, that temptation is not very strong; as

liquors of a superior quality are found to be more wholesome, more

pleasant, and, in the long run, not much dearer. Besides, there is a

certain odium attaches in that quarter to all who are in the habit of

drinking spirits, whether raw or diluted. In a climate so ungenial to

European constitutions, and where, as above said, thirst is often very

distressing, the frequent recourse to ‘_brandy shrob pauny_’ (brandy and

water) never fails to produce that sottishness at all times despicable,

but peculiarly unsuited to Oriental society, in which at least the

better half are men of very liberal education, and all are gentlemen.

In saying thus much, I barely do justice to the persons of whom mention

is made; for it may be said, without fear of refutation, that fewer

deviations from propriety are to be found in our Indian settlements,

than in one-tenth the number of inhabitants of the same classes in any

other country, whose manners and properties, either personal

observation, or respectable authors, have enabled me to estimate.

This results, not simply from the advantage almost every individual in

the Company’s service, and in the mercantile branches, possesses, of

having been brought up in the most respectable seminaries, &c., and of

being early initiated in the walks of decorum and integrity among their

respective friends in Europe; it proceeds partially from the nature of

the climate, and from that mode of association which the duties

attendant upon each profession, as well as certain localities, seem,

imperiously indeed, to inculcate.

I have before shewn that taverns, punch-houses, &c., are by no means

places of resort, as in Europe: there is no such thing as a coffee-room,

merely as such; unless we so consider the few mansions of certain French

and English _traiteurs_ and _restaurateurs_, who occasionally have to

accommodate committees of shipping, or town meetings, &c., and who send

out dinners to any part of the town, or its vicinity, on terms

advantageous to both parties. Therefore, under such exceptions, which

are rare, and setting apart the _civic_ operations of the beef-steak

clubs, &c., it may properly be said, that coffee-house association is

unknown in Calcutta, at least among the respectable members of the

community. Neither does any corps in the Company’s service keep a mess:

all the officers dine either at home, or in small parties, according as

their several fancies, or occasion, may lead them. It is common to hear

one or two of a party, before they retire from table, which is always

done without the least ceremony, enquire, who will dine with them the

next day? Thus, it is extremely easy to avoid any obnoxious person, be

the objection to him what it may; and as the omission of any individual,

from the ordinary course of invitations of such a description, soon

produces explanation, it is impossible that a person of unpleasant

manners, or of an indifferent character, can, for any length of time,

stand his ground; the whole circle, by degrees, drop his acquaintance,

while, in lieu of that friendly and familiar salutation which denotes

approbation, the shunned offender experiences the most distant, and most

forbidding reserve. Being once condemned, something more than ordinary

must appear to produce his re-admission: for the most part, especially

if habitual inebriation be in question, the unhappy man pursues his

career, either until the grave may receive his dropsical remains, or the

Invalid Establishment affords him an asylum against the mortifying

neglect of his late associates.

This kind of retirement, of course, can only apply to military

characters, and certainly does infinite credit to the humanity of those

who tolerate the measure. It may, probably, be urged, that such an

institution should not be open to persons retiring merely in consequence

of indulgence in depravity; or because they are no longer acceptable

among their former associates: it may be asserted, that the admission of

such men within so honorable a pale, must be injurious both to the

character of the corps, and to the feeling of those meritorious

individuals who are compelled by wounds, &c., to accept the benefits of

that establishment. This is undeniable; but when we consider, that,

perhaps, after long service in an oppressive climate, the best of us may

be brought to that kind of conduct which disqualifies from military

service, it may not be too much to assert, that the concession and

indulgence thus granted, are at least charitable, and often

incontrovertibly merited.

Among the gentlemen of the civil service, the society is far less

diversified than with us in Europe; therefore, much facility is afforded

towards the evasion of intercourse with persons in any way unacceptable.

It must at the same time be remarked, that, in this instance, the most

liberal consideration is very generally exhibited; and, that so long as

any hope of reform may remain, there will rarely be found a disposition

to exile a man from that converse with his countrymen, without which he

can neither preserve the appearance of respectability among the natives,

nor, in all probability, receive the approbation of Government. Hence,

what we commonly call a ‘black-sheep,’ is a most marked, and equally

forlorn character, throughout the East; and, consequently, is very

scarce.

Many years ago, when it was customary for the Governor-General, and some

of the leading gentlemen, such as the Members of Council, &c., to have

public breakfasts weekly, persons of all characters mixed promiscuously

at table; good and bad were to be seen around the same tea-pot. This

occasioned a native of some consequence to remark, that, ‘among

Europeans, all who wore a hat and breeches were gentlemen.’ The sarcasm

was not, however, quite applicable; for, the breakfast being considered

merely the preface to a levee, it was to be expected that, on such

occasions, persons of every description would be seen, who, having

public business to transact at the levee, naturally availed themselves

of the opportunity, without reference to the opinions of others

regarding their private conduct. After the arrival of Marquis

Cornwallis, these public breakfasts were discontinued, and open levees

substituted. This was certainly pleasanter for both the Governor and the

governed. However, there are, to this day, I believe, some remains of

the former ceremony preserved, among a few of the principal gentry; who,

on certain days, expect to see their friends, and such others as may

wish to consult them. Some have two levees, if we may so designate them,

weekly; one for Europeans, and one for natives; but such cannot be

considered official.

A breakfast in India bears a strong resemblance to the same meal in

Scotland, with the exception of whiskey; the introduction of which, (if

to be had,) or of any other spirits, would be considered both nauseous

and vulgar. The general bill of fare, at this time, consists of tea,

coffee, toast, bread, butter, eggs, rice, salt-fish, _kitchery_, (a kind

of olio,) various sweetmeats prepared in the country, especially

preserved ginger, and orange marmalade, honey, &c.; and, after hunting

or shooting, occasionally cold meat, with proper accompaniments.

During a great portion of the year, breakfast may be considered rather a

substantial meal. The generality of European gentlemen rise about

day-break, and either proceed to the parade, to their field diversions,

or to ride on horseback, or on elephants; thus enjoying the cool air of

the morning. From the middle of March to the middle of October, the sun

is very powerful, even when the atmosphere is overcast with clouds of

great density. This induces all who ride for health, or for pleasure, to

avoid violent exercise; they proceeding, generally in small parties,

each gentleman being attended by his _syce_, who carries a whisk made of

horse-hair, fastened to a short lacquered stick, for the purpose of

driving away the flies, which are generally very troublesome both to the

horses and to their riders. It is not uncommon to see the backs of the

latter covered with these noxious parasites, which, by their buzzing,

and their attempts to alight on the face, produce extreme irritation.

During some part of the year, when scarce a leaf is in motion, and the

clouds hang very low, exercise, even so early in the morning, is often

found more injurious than refreshing: at such seasons, nothing but the

abundant perspiration which then relaxes the whole frame, and absolutely

oozes through the light cloathing in common use, could prevent the

occurrence of diseases highly inflammatory. Many feel so uneasy, in

consequence of this unpleasant exudation, as to be induced to change

their linen three or four times within the day; but, however refreshing

such a change may prove, it is by no means to be commended; experience

proving that considerable prostration of strength is the inseparable

consequence of so ill-judged an indulgence. The best plan is, to have

night apparel, and to ride out in the linen worn during the preceding

evening; changing for a clean suit on returning, so as to sit down to

breakfast in comfort.

Those who are subject to bile cannot be too cautious in regard to their

diet; which should be rather sparing, and confined to viands dressed in

a simple manner. Many gentlemen of the faculty, in England, entertain an

opinion, that eggs, moderately boiled, are rather beneficial, than

otherwise, in bilious cases: the idea they entertain is, that the yolk

assimilates with the bile, and carries it off. But practice is better

than theory; and it is to be wished, that such as maintain the above

hypothesis could view the number of patients who may be said to owe

their pains and sorrows merely to the practice of eating eggs for

breakfast. In this climate, to a person possessing a robust

constitution, and whose stomach might vie with that of an ostrich, eggs

may be innocent; but, in the East, where relaxation weakens the powers

of digestion, they are by no means a proper article of diet. If, as

physicians assert, assimilation takes place, it assuredly is on the

wrong side of the question; for I believe all oriental practitioners

will allow, that the bile is considerably augmented, but not carried

off, by eggs.

However grateful many of the other items, such as salt-fish, &c., may

be, they certainly cannot tend much to the preservation of health;

therefore, should be discarded from the breakfast table. I speak

feelingly; for, although I did not possess sufficient resolution to

withstand what then appeared a very alluring temptation, I have now the

candor to confess, that thirst, heat, and uneasiness were generally

attendant upon my imprudence, and no doubt occasioned me to swallow many

a nauseous dose, which might have been avoided by a moderate share of

discretion. Therefore, let me strongly recommend to those of my juvenile

readers who may be about to proceed to India, not to indulge in

breakfasts such as I have described.

The tea used in India is generally what we call green, or hyson; very

little bohea being drank. It is very rarely that either kind can be

obtained good; indeed, the climate speedily renders tea unfit for use,

if at all exposed to the air: on this account, leaden catties of various

sizes, but generally containing from four to ten pounds, are employed

for preserving it. These catties fit in pairs, or, if large, singly,

into neat boxes provided with locks. But little tea being sold retail,

it is usual for a few friends, perhaps three or four, to club, and buy a

chest; which may be had for about 150, or even so high as 200 rupees

(£25). This, however, is not the price of the best teas, which

occasionally sell for nearly double the latter sum, unless there may be

a very large supply at market; when, as it is a very perishable

commodity, the prices sometimes fall even below prime cost. To say the

truth, it rarely matters much whether the tea be good, or bad; for it is

always made at a side-table by some menial who knows nothing of the

matter, and who never tastes it himself: hence, a cup of good tea is

really a rarity; which must appear extraordinary, when it is recollected

that many vessels import at Calcutta in five or six weeks only from

China.

The Arabs now convey immense quantities of fine coffee from Mocha to

every part of India; but they sell it at a high price, generally from

forty to sixty rupees, or even more, per maund of 82lb.; which brings

it, at the latter rate, to 3_s._ 9_d._ per lb. in its raw state. Bourbon

and the Mauritius raise coffee, but of an inferior quality; and, within

these few years, considerable plantations have been formed at

Chittagong; but the produce, though abundant, cannot compare with even

the French coffee.

I have often had coffee that tasted very salt, and rather bitter, the

cause of which was then unknown to me; but a gentleman, who was ‘up to

the trick,’ assured me it was occasioned by the _frazils_ (or baskets)

being immersed in seawater, in order to give the berries that greenish,

horny appearance, which is supposed to be the indication of a superior

quality.

Sugar-candy is always used for making tea, coffee, and, indeed, for all

such purposes: it is to be had of various degrees of purity, and either

of indigenous manufacture, or imported from China. The former kind is

sold by the maund, and may be estimated at from twenty to forty rupees;

the latter in tubs made of thin deal, and other light wood, in which the

candy is packed among dried bamboo-leaves. The price of a tub is usually

about twenty rupees, (more or less, as the markets may stand,) for which

about sixty pounds weight are obtained.

Although the sugar-cane is, by many, supposed to be indigenous in India,

yet it has only been within the last fifty years that it has been

cultivated to any great extent: since the failure which took place some

twenty years back in the West Indies, it has become a most important

article of commerce. Strange to say, the only sugar-candy used until

that time was received from China; latterly, however, many gentlemen

have speculated deeply in the manufacture, and, by serving themselves

richly, have rescued the country from a very impolitic branch of

imposition. We now see sugar-candy, of the first quality, manufactured

in various parts of Bengal, and, I believe it is at length admitted,

that the raw sugars from that quarter are pre-eminently good. I have

lately had occasion to purchase some of a very superior fineness, called

_Soonamooky_, from a place of that name in the Burdwan district, which

was as high as eleven-pence per pound.

About thirty-two years ago, the common raw sugar, known by the name of

_g’hoor_, was to be had at three rupees per maund of 96lb. in the upper

provinces: this was about three farthings per pound; for a _Sonaut_ or

_Tersooly_ rupee then was exchanged at about two shillings, or even so

low as one shilling and ten-pence. In consequence of the great demand

for the article, it rose gradually, but in comparatively a very short

time, to eight rupees the maund of 72lb.; and it has been so high as

twelve rupees, but not, I believe, for any length of time: partial

instances could be quoted, of even fourteen rupees being given.

The superior kind, which may often be had nearly white, at least of a

dove color, perfectly dry, and sharp grained, under the name of

_cheeny_, was formerly about seven, or eight, rupees per maund (of

96lb.); of late, it has risen to full fifteen; and has been up to

twenty.

The sugar-candy made in India, where it is known by the name of

_miscery_, bears a price suited to its quality: some may be had at

twenty, and some up as high as forty, rupees per maund (82lb). It is

usually made in small conical pots, whence it concretes into masses,

weighing from three to six pounds each.

For further information, I must refer my readers to Mr. Colebrooke’s

excellent Essay on the Husbandry of Bengal.

Bread is not made of flour, but of the heart of the wheat, which is very

fine, ground into what is called _soojy_; a kind of meal, so far from

being pulverized, as to bear a strong resemblance to rather coarse sand.

_Soojy_ is kneaded the same as is done with flour, but there being no

yeast in the country, (I mean such as we know by that name,) it is

leavened by means of _toddy_; which is the juice obtained by making

incisions into the _taul_, (or palm-tree,) already described. In many

parts of India, _taul_ trees are very scarce, and are carefully

preserved for the sake of the _toddy_, which is sold to the _nonbaies_,

(or bakers,) at a high price. In Bahar these trees are peculiarly

abundant: there we often see groves, of hundreds upon hundreds, let out

to the _kulwars_, or distillers, to great advantage. These venders of

misery have the art of rendering the _toddy_ peculiarly potent, by

causing it to work upon the kernels of the _datura_, that grows wild in

every part of India, and possesses in every part, whether the stem,

root, leaf, or nut, a most deleterious property. _Toddy_, that has been

strongly impregnated with _datura_, (which is the name it bears in the

East,) acts very rapidly on the brain; producing mania, and, not

unfrequently, apoplexy, when drank to excess.

The bread is usually made into small loaves, weighing about a pound

each; these are called ‘single-loaves’ and may generally sell from

fifteen, to twenty, for a rupee; which brings the bread to about three

half-pence, to two-pence, per pound. ‘Double loaves’ include double the

weight, and sell in proportion. A large portion, of both sizes, is baked

in tin moulds, of a brick form; these are generally preferred, on

account of their rarely scorching, and not requiring to be rasped, as

all the other bread, baked in the form of heavy cakes, generally does.

_Soojy_, (the basis of the bread,) is frequently boiled into

‘stir-about’ for breakfast; and eaten with milk, salt, and butter;

though some of the more zealous may be seen to moisten with porter; a

curious medley, by no means to my taste! Nor is much to be said of its

qualities; as few stomachs are suited to its reception.

The camp-oven in common use, consists merely of a very large _naud_, or

pot, capable of containing from thirty to fifty gallons, and of rather a

conical form. This vessel is prepared for the purpose, by having a hole

punched through its bottom, large enough to admit a man’s arm; it is

then placed, mouth downwards, over a corresponding cavity, dug out of

the soil, so as to fit close every way; but, in order to allow a proper

draught of air, two, or more, sloping apertures are left, passing under

the circumference of the _naud_. The vessel is next well covered with

turf, &c., and thus rendered capable of retaining considerable heat,

long enough to bake small bread. The interior being filled with chips of

wood, charcoal, _gutties_, (_i.e._ dried cow-dung,) or any other kind of

fuel that may be at hand, a strong fire is kept up in it, until the

_naud_ appears to be nearly at a red heat. The hole, which served for a

chimney, is then closed; and, the embers being withdrawn, the bread is

introduced upon pieces of iron plate, or of tin, or boards, or leaves,

&c., &c.

I should here remark, that the natives invariably eat unleavened bread,

generally made of wheaten, or of barley-meal; which, being made into a

good dough, is flattened into cakes, called _chow-patties_, between the

hands, with very great dexterity. Such cakes are then either put at the

edges of the heated _choolah_, or fire-place, or they are baked upon a

convex plate of iron, circular, and about ten inches, or a foot, in

diameter. This plate, called a _towah_, is precisely the same as the

_girdle_ made in Scotland for baking their oaten bread, and is used in

the same manner.

Milk is to be had in abundance throughout India, especially among the

Hindus, who venerate the cow, and follow all occupations relating to the

dairy; but, owing to the general custom of smoking the insides of

whatever vessels are allotted to its reception, will not be obtainable

in such a state as suits the palate of an European, unless a clean

pitcher, &c., be sent to the _gwallah_, or cow-keeper, that the cow may

be milked into it.

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