10. DOG-POST-DAY.

The Bee-Master.--Zeusel's Oscillation.--Arrival of the Princess.

Since the last Post-day our hero has been sleeping. The German

_Reviewers_ should do me the favor to start him up.

But they are knaves, these headsmen and partners of the censors; they

wake up neither readers nor princes, but only Homeric sleepers. The sun

already hangs low, and peers horizontally into his Dr. Graham's-bed,

and he still lies there glowing in the face of it....

The sheep had to do it with their bleating and bells. When the

belfry-bell of Great Kussewitz, with the accompaniment of sheep-bells,

wafted into his opening ears an evening prayer set to music,--when into

his opening eyes the red outline of the departed sun which had

illuminated his to-day's paradises entered, and the evening glow, whose

gold leaves the evening wind breathed upon the clouds,--when the air,

bedewed like his nosegay, refreshed his bosom,--then was to-day's

sultry afternoon rolled back a whole week; Victor had dropped upon a

new island of the blest; new-born and rejoicing, he crept back out of

his piece of travelling property. "O mad me!" he said; "but I do not

rejoice extraordinarily in the fact that half an ounce of grains of

sleep can eat away clean out of man a whole glowing world, and that the

turning over of the body is the sinking of his paradise and his hell."

On the high road two sedan-bearers went jogging off at a short gallop

between the supporting poles of their leather die.[112] He made after

them,--their load, he thought, must be far lighter to them than a whole

country and its sceptre, both which, however, a regent knows how to

balance, as a juggler does a sword, dancing, on the nose, on the teeth,

everywhere. They bore, however, the heaviest thing in the world,

beneath which cities, thrones, and continents have often broken down.

"What are you moving round with at such a rate?" he asked. "With our

most gracious Lord!" It was January,--it is, however, quite in

accordance with the æsthetic and artistic tricks wherewith an author so

extraordinarily excites the expectation of his readers, that I do not

divulge what it was of January that sat in the bounding litter, until I

utter the next word.

It was his image. The bust always travelled ahead before the bride, in

order to arrive in season at her bedchamber, and hang itself up by a

nail to the wall. On the whole _sentimental journey_ the _cubic

contents_ of the bride had slept only in chambers, on which the

_superficial area_ of the bridegroom hung down like a garden-spider all

night long....

As I do not mean in any manner to cut myself of, by the barrier-treaty

which I have concluded with my cousin the reader, from the right of

making, beside the Intercalary Days, extra-leaves, extra-leaflets, and

pseudo-extra-leaves, inasmuch as I have, the rather, by certain secret

and separate articles, which I have made merely in my own head, as the

Pope does certain cardinals, reserved to myself the privilege, I will

now exercise the right which my self-made By-Recess offers me on the

spot.

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