A SHAREHOLDER. We know all this, but how about the dividend? (_Cheers._)

The CHAIRMAN regretted the interruption. However, as the meeting wished

to enter into the subject of finance--(_cheers and cries of_ "We

do")--he might say, that no dividend would be declared this half-year,

but----

At this point of the proceedings there was a rush for the platform, and,

shortly afterwards, the meeting noisily separated.

We are informed, that the inquest upon the bodies of the Chairman and

his co-Directors, will be held early next week.

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[Illustration: SYMPATHETIC ANSWERS TO KIND INQUIRIES.

_Young Masham (leaving Cards)._ "IS ANYONE ILL HERE NOW?"

_Footman (fresh from the Country)._ "I'M DOING PRETTY WELL AT PRESENT,

THANK YOU; BUT 'ER LADYSHIP HASN'T YET SHOOK OFF HER GRIP."]

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