Chapter XVII

Groningen to Zutphen

Fresh tea--Dutch meals--The Doelens--Groningen--Roman

Catholic priests--The boys' penance--Luther and

Erasmus--The peat country--Folk lore--Terburg--Thomas à

Kempis--Zwolle--The wild girl--Kampen--A hall of justice

indeed--An ideal holiday-place--The wiseacres--Urk--Sir Philip

Sidney--Zutphen--The scripture class--The wax works--Dutch

public morality.

I remember the Doelen at Groningen for several reasons, all of them

thoroughly material. (Holland is, however, a material country.) First

I would put the very sensible custom of providing every guest who

has ordered tea for breakfast with a little tea caddy. At the foot

of the table is a boiling urn from which one fills one's teapot,

and is thus assured of tea that is fresh. So simple and reasonable a

habit ought to be the rule rather than the exception: but never have

I found it elsewhere. This surely is civilisation, I said.

The Doelen was also the only inn in Holland where an inclusive bottle

of claret was placed before me on the table; and it was the only inn

where I had the opportunity of eating ptarmigan with stewed apricots--a

very happy alliance.

Good however as was the Groningen dinner, it was a Sunday dinner at the

Leeuwarden Doelen which remains in my memory. This also is a friendly

unspoiled northern inn, where the bill of fare is arranged with a

nice thought to the requirements of the Free Frisian. I kept no note

of the meal, but I recollect the occurrence at one stage of plovers'

eggs (which the Dutch eat hot, dropping them into cold water for an

instant to ensure the easy removal of the shell), and at another,

some time later, of duckling with prunes.

The popularity of the name Doelen as a Dutch sign might have a word

of explanation. Doelen means target, or shooting saloon; and shooting

at the mark was a very common and useful recreation with the Dutch

in the sixteenth century. At first the shooting clubs met only to

shoot--as in the case of the arquebusiers in Rembrandt's "Night Watch,"

who are painted leaving their Doelen; later they became more social

and the accessories of sociability were added; and after a while

the accessories of sociability crowded out the shooting altogether,

and nothing but an inn with the name Doelen remained of what began

as a rifle gallery.

At Groningen, which is a large prosperous town, and the birthplace

both of Joseph Israels and H.W. Mesdag, cheese and dairy produce are

left behind. We are now in the grain country. Groningen is larger

than Leeuwarden--it has nearly seventy thousand inhabitants--and its

evening light seemed to me even more beautifully liquid. I sat for a

long time in a cafe overlooking the great square, feeding a very greedy

and impertinent terrier, and alternately watching an endless game of

billiards and the changing hue of the sky as day turned to night and

the clean white stars came out. In Holland one can sit very long in

cafes: I had dined and left a table of forty Dutchmen just settling

down to their wine, at six o'clock, with the whole evening before me.

Groningen takes very good care of itself. It has trams, excellent

shops and buildings, a crowded inland harbour, and a spreading park

where once were its fortifications. The mounds in this park were the

first hills I had seen since Laren. The church in the market square is

immense, with a high tower of bells that kept me awake, but had none of

the soothing charm of Long John at Middelburg, whose praises it will

soon be my privilege to sound. The only rich thing in the whitewashed

vastnesses of the church is the organ, built more than four hundred

years ago by Rudolph Agricola of this province. I did not hear it.

At Groningen Roman Catholic priests become noticeable--so different

in their stylish coats, square hats and canes, from the blue-chinned

kindly slovens that one meets in the Latin countries. (In the train

near Nymwegen, however, where the priests wear beavers, I travelled

with a humorous old voluptuary who took snuff at every station and was

as threadbare as one likes a priest to be.) Looking into the new Roman

Catholic church at Groningen I found a little company of restless boys,

all eyes, from whom at regular intervals were detached a reluctant

and perfunctory couple to do the Stations of the Cross. I came as

something like a godsend to those that remained, who had no one to

supervise them; and feeling it as a mission I stayed resolutely

in the church long after I was tired of it, writing a little and

examining the pictures by Hendriex, a modern painter too much after

the manner of the Christmas supplement--studied the while by this

band of scrutinising penitents. I hope I was as interesting and

beguiling as I tried to be. And all the time, exactly opposite the

Roman Catholic church, was reposing in the library of the University

no less a treasure than the New Testament of Erasmus, with marginal

notes by Martin Luther. There it lay, that afternoon, within call,

while the weary boys pattered from one Station of the Cross to another,

little recking the part played by their country in sapping the power

of the faith they themselves were fostering, and knowing nothing of

the ironical contiguity of Luther's comments.

By leaving Groningen very early in the morning I gained another proof

of the impossibility of rising before the Dutch. In England one can

easily be the first down in any hotel--save for a sleepy boots or

waiter. Not so in Holland. It was so early that I am able to say

nothing of the country between Groningen and Meppel, the capital of

the peat trade, save that it was peaty: heather and fir trees, shallow

lakes and men cutting peat, as far as eye could reach on either side.

Here in the peat country I might quote a very pretty Dutch proverb:

"There is no fuel more entertaining than wet wood and frozen peat:

the wood sings and the peat listens". The Dutch have no lack of folk

lore, but the casual visitor has not the opportunity of collecting very

much. When there is too much salt in the dish they say that the cook is

in love. When a three-cornered piece of peat is observed in the fire,

a visitor is coming. When bread has large holes in it, the baker is

said to have pursued his wife through the loaf. When a wedding morning

is rainy, it is because the bride has forgotten to feed the cat.

I tarried awhile at Zwolle on the Yssel (a branch of the Rhine),

because at Zwolle was born in 1617 Gerard Terburg, one of the greatest

of Dutch painters, of whom I have spoken in the chapter on Amsterdam's

pictures. Of his life we know very little; but he travelled to Spain

(where he was knighted and where he learned not a little of use in

his art), and also certainly to France, and possibly to England. At

Haarlem, where he lived for a while, he worked in Frans Hals' studio,

and then he settled down at Deventer, a few miles south of Zwolle,

married, and became in time Burgomaster of the town. He died at

Deventer in 1681. Zwolle has none of his pictures, and does not

appear to value his memory. Nor does Deventer. How Terburg looked

as Burgomaster of Deventer is seen in his portrait of himself

in the Mauritshuis at The Hague. It was not often that the great

Dutch painters rose to civic eminence. Rembrandt became a bankrupt,

Frans Hals was on the rates, Jan Steen drank all his earnings. Of all

Terburg's great contemporaries Gerard Dou seems to have had most sense

of prosperity and position; but his interests were wholly in his art.

Terburg is not the only famous name at Zwolle. It was at the monastery

on the Agneteberg, three miles away, that the author of _The Imitation

of Christ_ lived for more than sixty years and wrote his deathless

book.

I roamed through Zwolle's streets for some time. It is a bright town,

with a more European air than many in Holland, agreeable drives and

gardens, where (as at Groningen) were once fortifications, and a very

fine old gateway called the Saxenpoort, with four towers and five

spires and very pretty window shutters in white and blue. The Groote

Kerk is of unusual interest. It is five hundred years old and famous

for its very elaborate pulpit--a little cathedral in itself--and an

organ. Zwolle also has an ancient church which retains its original

religion--the church of Notre Dame, with a crucifix curiously protected

by iron bars. I looked into the stadhuis to see a Gothic council room;

and smoked meditatively among the stalls of a little flower market,

wondering why some of the costumes of Holland are so charming and

others so unpleasing. A few dear old women in lace caps were present,

but there were also younger women who had made their pretty heads

ugly with their decorations.

At Zwolle M. Havard was disappointed to find no wax figure of the

famous wild girl found in the Cranenburg Forest in 1718. She roamed

its recesses almost naked for some time, eluding all capture, but was

at last taken with nets and conveyed to Zwolle. As she could not be

understood, an account of her was circulated widely, and at length

a woman in Antwerp who had lost a daughter in 1702 heard of her,

and on reaching Zwolle immediately recognised her as her child. The

magistrates, accepting the story, handed the girl to her affectionate

parent, who at once set about exhibiting her throughout the country

at a great profit. The story illustrates either the credulity of

magistrates or the practical character of some varieties of maternal

love.

Kampen, nearer the mouth of the Yssel, close to Zwolle, is

exceedingly well worth visiting. The two towns are very different:

Zwolle is patrician, Kampen plebeian; Zwolle suggests wealth and

light-heartedness; at Kampen there is a large fishing population and no

one seems to be wealthy. Indeed, being without municipal rates, it is,

I am told, a refuge of the needy. Any old town that is on a river, and

that river a mouth of the Rhine, is good enough for me; but when it is

also a treasure house of mediæval architecture one's cup is full. And

Kampen has many treasures: beautiful fourteenth-century gateways,

narrow quaint streets, a cheerful isolated campanile, a fine church,

and the greater portion of an odd but wholly delightful stadhuis in

red brick and white stone, with a gay little crooked bell-tower and

statues of great men and great qualities on its facade.

For one possession alone, among many, the stadhuis must be visited--its

halls of justice, veritable paradises of old oak, with a very wonderful

fireplace. The halls are really one, divided by a screen; in one half,

the council room, sat the judges, in the other the advocates, and,

I suppose, the public. The advocates addressed the screen, on the

other side of which sat Fate, in the persons of the municipal fathers,

enthroned in oak seats of unsurpassed gravity and dignity, amid all

the sombre insignia of their office. The chimney-piece is an imposing

monument of abstract Justice--no more elaborate one can exist. Solomon

is there, directing the distribution of the baby; Faith and Truth, Law,

Religion and Charity are there also. Never can a tribunal have had a

more appropriate setting than at Kampen. The Rennes judiciaries should

have sat there, to lend further ironical point to their decision.

The stadhuis has other possessions interesting to anti-quaries:

valuable documents, gold and silver work, the metal and leather squirts

through which boiling oil was projected at the enemies of the town;

while an iron cage for criminals, similar, I imagine, to that in

which Jan of Leyden was exhibited, hangs outside.

Travellers visit Kampen pre-eminently to see the stadhuis chimney-piece

and oak, but the whole town is a museum. I wish now that I had arranged

to be longer there; but unaware of Kampen's charms I allowed but a

short time both for Zwolle and itself. On my next visit to Holland

Kampen shall be my headquarters for some days. Amid the restfulness

of mediævalism, the friendliness of the fishing folk and the breezes

of the Zuyder Zee, one should do well. A boat from Amsterdam to Kampen

sails every morning.

Despite its Judgment Hall and its other merits Kampen is the Dutch

Gotham. Any foolishly naive speech or action is attributed to

Kampen's wise men. In one story the fathers of the town place the

municipal sundial under cover to protect it from the rays of the

sun. In another they meet together to deliberate on the failure of

the water pipes and fire engines during a fire, and pass a rule that

"on the evening preceding a fire" all hydrants and engines must be

overhauled. M. Havard gives also the following instance of Kampen

sagacity. A public functionary was explaining the financial state of

the town. He asserted that one of the principal profits arose from

the tolls exacted on the entrance of goods into the town. "Each

gate," said the ingenious advocate, "has brought in ten million

florins this year; that is to say, with seven gates we have gained

seventy million florins. This is a most important fact. I therefore

propose that the council double the number of gates, and in this way

we shall in future considerably augment our funds." The Irishman who,

when asked to buy a stove that would save half his fuel, replied that

he would have two and save it all, was of the same school of logic.

From Kampen the island of Urk may be visited: but I have not been

there. In 1787, I have read somewhere, the inhabitants of Urk decided

to form a club in which to practise military exercises and the use of

arms. When the club was formed it had but one member. Hence a Dutch

saying--"It is the Urk club".

Nor did I stay at Deventer, but hastened on to Zutphen with my thoughts

straying all the time to the grey walls of Penshurst castle in Kent

and its long galleries filled with memories of Sir Philip Sidney--the

gentle knight who was a boy there, and who died at Arnheim of a

wound which he received in the siege of Zutphen three and a quarter

centuries ago.

At Naarden we have seen how terrible was the destroying power of the

Spaniards. It was at Zutphen that they had first given rein to their

lust for blood. When Zutphen was taken by Don Frederic in 1572, at the

beginning of the war, Motley tells us that "Alva sent orders to his son

to leave _not a single man alive in the city_, and to burn every house

to the ground. The Duke's command was almost literally obeyed. Don

Frederic entered Zutphen, and without a moment's warning put the whole

garrison to the sword. The citizens next fell a defenceless prey; some

being stabbed in the streets, some hanged on the trees which decorated

the city, some stripped stark naked, and turned out into the fields

to freeze to death in the wintry night. As the work of death became

too fatiguing for the butchers, five hundred innocent burghers were

tied two and two, back to back, and drowned like dogs in the river

Yssel. A few stragglers who had contrived to elude pursuit at first,

were afterwards taken from their hiding-places, and hung upon the

_gallows by the feet_, some of which victims suffered four days and

nights of agony before death came to their relief."

On the day that I was in Zutphen it was the quietest town I had

found in all Holland--not excepting Monnickendam between the arrival

of the steam-trams. The clean bright streets were empty and still:

another massacre almost might just have occurred. I had Zutphen to

myself. I could not even find the koster to show me the church;

and it was in trying door after door as I walked round it that I

came upon the only sign of life in the place. For one handle at last

yielding I found myself instantly in a small chapel filled with many

young women engaged in a scripture class. The sudden irruption of an

embarrassed and I imagine somewhat grotesque foreigner seems to have

been exactly what every member of this little congregation was most

desiring, and I never heard a merrier or more spontaneous burst of

laughter. I stood not upon the order of my going.

The church is vast and very quiet and restful, with a large plain

window of green glass that increases its cool freshness; while

the young leaves of a chestnut close to another window add to this

effect. The koster coming at last, I was shown the ancient chained

library in the chapter house, and he enlarged upon the beauties of a

metal font. Wandering out again into this city of silence I found in

the square by the church an exhibition of wax works which was to be

opened at four o'clock. Making a note to return to it at that hour,

I sought the river, where the timber is floated down from the German

forests, and lost myself among peat barges and other craft, and walked

some miles in and about Zutphen, and a little way down a trickling

stream whence the view of the city is very beautiful; and by-and-by

found myself by the church and the wax works again, in a town that

since my absence had quite filled with bustling people--four o'clock

having struck and the Princess of the Day Dream having (I suppose)

been kissed. The change was astonishing.

Wax works always make me uncomfortable, and these were no exception;

but the good folk of Zutphen found them absorbing. The murderers stood

alone, staring with that fixity which only a wax assassin can compass;

but for the most part the figures were arranged in groups with dramatic

intent. Here was a confessional; there a farewell between lovers;

here a wounded Boer meeting his death at the bayonet of an English

dastard; there a Queen Eleanor sucking poison from her husband's

arm. A series of illuminated scenes of rapine and disaster might be

studied through magnifying glasses. The presence of a wax bust of

Zola was due, I imagine, less to his illustrious career than to the

untoward circumstances of his death. The usual Sleeping Beauty heaved

her breast punctually in the centre of the tent.

In one point only did the exhibition differ from the wax works of

the French and Italian fairs--it was undeviatingly decent. There

were no jokes, and no physiological models. But the Dutch, I should

conjecture, are not morbid. They have their coarse fun, laugh,

and get back to business again. Judged by that new short-cut to

a nation's moral tone, the picture postcard, the Dutch are quite

sound. There is a shop in the high-spirited Nes Straat at Amsterdam

where a certain pictorial ebullience has play, but I saw none other

of the countless be-postcarded windows in all Holland that should

cause a serious blush on any cheek; while the Nes Straat specimens

were fundamentally sound, Rabelaisian rather than Armand-Sylvestrian,

not vicious but merely vulgar.

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