A. B. P.

The more one thinks of the assassination, the more imposing and

tremendous the event becomes. The destruction of a city is a large

event, but it is one which repeats itself several times in a thousand

years; the destruction of a third part of a nation by plague and famine

is a large event, but it has happened several times in history; the

murder of a king is a large event, but it has been frequent.

The murder of an empress is the largest of all large events. One must

go back about two thousand years to find an instance to put with this

one. The oldest family of unchallenged descent in Christendom lives in

Rome and traces its line back seventeen hundred years, but no member of

it has been present in the earth when an empress was murdered, until

now. Many a time during these seventeen centuries members of that

family have been startled with the news of extraordinary events—the

destruction of cities, the fall of thrones, the murder of kings, the

wreck of dynasties, the extinction of religions, the birth of new

systems of government; and their descendants have been by to hear of it

and talk about it when all these things were repeated once, twice, or a

dozen times—but to even that family has come news at last which is not

staled by use, has no duplicates in the long reach of its memory.

It is an event which confers a curious distinction upon every

individual now living in the world: he has stood alive and breathing in

the presence of an event such as has not fallen within the experience

of any traceable or untraceable ancestor of his for twenty centuries,

and it is not likely to fall within the experience of any descendant of

his for twenty more.

Time has made some great changes since the Roman days. The murder of an

empress then—even the assassination of Caesar himself—could not

electrify the world as this murder has electrified it. For one reason,

there was then not much of a world to electrify; it was a small world,

as to known bulk, and it had rather a thin population, besides; and for

another reason, the news traveled so slowly that its tremendous initial

thrill wasted away, week by week and month by month, on the journey,

and by the time it reached the remoter regions there was but little of

it left. It was no longer a fresh event, it was a thing of the far

past; it was not properly news, it was history. But the world is

enormous now, and prodigiously populated—that is one change; and

another is the lightning swiftness of the flight of tidings, good and

bad. “The Empress is murdered!” When those amazing words struck upon my

ear in this Austrian village last Saturday, three hours after the

disaster, I knew that it was already old news in London, Paris, Berlin,

New York, San Francisco, Japan, China, Melbourne, Cape Town, Bombay,

Madras, Calcutta, and that the entire globe with a single voice, was

cursing the perpetrator of it. Since the telegraph first began to

stretch itself wider and wider about the earth, larger and increasingly

larger areas of the world have, as time went on, received

simultaneously the shock of a great calamity; but this is the first

time in history that the entire surface of the globe has been swept in

a single instant with the thrill of so gigantic an event.

And who is the miracle-worker who has furnished to the world this

spectacle? All the ironies are compacted in the answer. He is at the

bottom of the human ladder, as the accepted estimates of degree and

value go: a soiled and patched young loafer, without gifts, without

talents, without education, without morals, without character, without

any born charm or any acquired one that wins or beguiles or attracts;

without a single grace of mind or heart or hand that any tramp or

prostitute could envy him; an unfaithful private in the ranks, an

incompetent stone-cutter, an inefficient lackey; in a word, a mangy,

offensive, empty, unwashed, vulgar, gross, mephitic, timid, sneaking,

human polecat. And it was within the privileges and powers of this

sarcasm upon the human race to reach up—up—up—and strike from its far

summit in the social skies the world’s accepted ideal of Glory and

Might and Splendor and Sacredness! It realizes to us what sorry shows

and shadows we are. Without our clothes and our pedestals we are poor

things and much of a size; our dignities are not real, our pomps are

shams. At our best and stateliest we are not suns, as we pretended, and

teach, and believe, but only candles; and any bummer can blow us out.

And now we get realized to us once more another thing which we often

forget—or try to: that no man has a wholly undiseased mind; that in one

way or another all men are mad. Many are mad for money. When this

madness is in a mild form it is harmless and the man passes for sane;

but when it develops powerfully and takes possession of the man, it can

make him cheat, rob, and kill; and when he has got his fortune and lost

it again it can land him in the asylum or the suicide’s coffin. Love is

a madness; if thwarted it develops fast; it can grow to a frenzy of

despair and make an otherwise sane and highly gifted prince, like

Rudolph, throw away the crown of an empire and snuff out his own life.

All the whole list of desires, predilections, aversions, ambitions,

passions, cares, griefs, regrets, remorses, are incipient madness, and

ready to grow, spread, and consume, when the occasion comes. There are

no healthy minds, and nothing saves any man but accident—the accident

of not having his malady put to the supreme test.

One of the commonest forms of madness is the desire to be noticed, the

pleasure derived from being noticed. Perhaps it is not merely common,

but universal. In its mildest form it doubtless is universal. Every

child is pleased at being noticed; many intolerable children put in

their whole time in distressing and idiotic effort to attract the

attention of visitors; boys are always “showing off”; apparently all

men and women are glad and grateful when they find that they have done

a thing which has lifted them for a moment out of obscurity and caused

wondering talk. This common madness can develop, by nurture, into a

hunger for notoriety in one, for fame in another. It is this madness

for being noticed and talked about which has invented kingship and the

thousand other dignities, and tricked them out with pretty and showy

fineries; it has made kings pick one another’s pockets, scramble for

one another’s crowns and estates, slaughter one another’s subjects; it

has raised up prize-fighters, and poets, and village mayors, and little

and big politicians, and big and little charity-founders, and bicycle

champions, and banditti chiefs, and frontier desperadoes, and

Napoleons. Anything to get notoriety; anything to set the village, or

the township, or the city, or the State, or the nation, or the planet

shouting, “Look—there he goes—that is the man!” And in five minutes’

time, at no cost of brain, or labor, or genius this mangy Italian tramp

has beaten them all, transcended them all, outstripped them all, for in

time their names will perish; but by the friendly help of the insane

newspapers and courts and kings and historians, his is safe to live and

thunder in the world all down the ages as long as human speech shall

endure! Oh, if it were not so tragic how ludicrous it would be!

She was so blameless, the Empress; and so beautiful, in mind and heart,

in person and spirit; and whether with a crown upon her head or without

it and nameless, a grace to the human race, and almost a justification

of its creation; _would _be, indeed, but that the animal that struck

her down re-establishes the doubt.

In her character was every quality that in woman invites and engages

respect, esteem, affection, and homage. Her tastes, her instincts, and

her aspirations were all high and fine and all her life her heart and

brain were busy with activities of a noble sort. She had had bitter

griefs, but they did not sour her spirit, and she had had the highest

honors in the world’s gift, but she went her simple way unspoiled. She

knew all ranks, and won them all, and made them her friends. An English

fisherman’s wife said, “When a body was in trouble she didn’t send her

help, she brought it herself.” Crowns have adorned others, but she

adorned her crowns.

It was a swift celebrity the assassin achieved. And it is marked by

some curious contrasts. At noon last Saturday there was no one in the

world who would have considered acquaintanceship with him a thing worth

claiming or mentioning; no one would have been vain of such an

acquaintanceship; the humblest honest boot-black would not have valued

the fact that he had met him or seen him at some time or other; he was

sunk in abysmal obscurity, he was away beneath the notice of the bottom

grades of officialdom. Three hours later he was the one subject of

conversation in the world, the gilded generals and admirals and

governors were discussing him, all the kings and queens and emperors

had put aside their other interests to talk about him. And wherever

there was a man, at the summit of the world or the bottom of it, who by

chance had at some time or other come across that creature, he

remembered it with a secret satisfaction, and _mentioned _it—for it was

a distinction, now! It brings human dignity pretty low, and for a

moment the thing is not quite realizable—but it is perfectly true. If

there is a king who can remember, now, that he once saw that creature

in a time past, he has let that fact out, in a more or less studiedly

casual and indifferent way, some dozens of times during the past week.

For a king is merely human; the inside of him is exactly like the

inside of any other person; and it is human to find satisfaction in

being in a kind of personal way connected with amazing events. We are

all privately vain of such a thing; we are all alike; a king is a king

by accident; the reason the rest of us are not kings is merely due to

another accident; we are all made out of the same clay, and it is a

sufficiently poor quality.

Below the kings, these remarks are in the air these days; I know it as

well as if I were hearing them:

THE COMMANDER: “He was in my army.”

THE GENERAL: “He was in my corps.”

THE COLONEL: “He was in my regiment. A brute. I remember him well.”

THE CAPTAIN: “He was in my company. A troublesome scoundrel. I remember

him well.”

THE SERGEANT: “Did I know him? As well as I know you. Why, every

morning I used to—” etc., etc.; a glad, long story, told to devouring

ears.

THE LANDLADY: “Many’s the time he boarded with me. I can show you his

very room, and the very bed he slept in. And the charcoal mark there on

the wall—he made that. My little Johnny saw him do it with his own

eyes. Didn’t you, Johnny?”

It is easy to see, by the papers, that the magistrate and the

constables and the jailer treasure up the assassin’s daily remarks and

doings as precious things, and as wallowing this week in seas of

blissful distinction. The interviewer, too; he tries to let on that he

is not vain of his privilege of contact with this man whom few others

are allowed to gaze upon, but he is human, like the rest, and can no

more keep his vanity corked in than could you or I.

Some think that this murder is a frenzied revolt against the criminal

militarism which is impoverishing Europe and driving the starving poor

mad. That has many crimes to answer for, but not this one, I think. One

may not attribute to this man a generous indignation against the wrongs

done the poor; one may not dignify him with a generous impulse of any

kind. When he saw his photograph and said, “I shall be celebrated,” he

laid bare the impulse that prompted him. It was a mere hunger for

notoriety. There is another confessed case of the kind which is as old

as history—the burning of the temple of Ephesus.

Among the inadequate attempts to account for the assassination we must

concede high rank to the many which have described it as a “peculiarly

brutal crime” and then added that it was “ordained from above.” I think

this verdict will not be popular “above.” If the deed was ordained from

above, there is no rational way of making this prisoner even partially

responsible for it, and the Genevan court cannot condemn him without

manifestly committing a crime. Logic is logic, and by disregarding its

laws even the most pious and showy theologian may be beguiled into

preferring charges which should not be ventured upon except in the

shelter of plenty of lightning-rods.

I witnessed the funeral procession, in company with friends, from the

windows of the Krantz, Vienna’s sumptuous new hotel. We came into town

in the middle of the forenoon, and I went on foot from the station.

Black flags hung down from all the houses; the aspects were

Sunday-like; the crowds on the sidewalks were quiet and moved slowly;

very few people were smoking; many ladies wore deep mourning, gentlemen

were in black as a rule; carriages were speeding in all directions,

with footmen and coachmen in black clothes and wearing black cocked

hats; the shops were closed; in many windows were pictures of the

Empress: as a beautiful young bride of seventeen; as a serene and

majestic lady with added years; and finally in deep black and without

ornaments—the costume she always wore after the tragic death of her son

nine years ago, for her heart broke then, and life lost almost all its

value for her. The people stood grouped before these pictures, and now

and then one saw women and girls turn away wiping the tears from their

eyes.

In front of the Krantz is an open square; over the way was the church

where the funeral services would be held. It is small and old and

severely plain, plastered outside and whitewashed or painted, and with

no ornament but a statue of a monk in a niche over the door, and above

that a small black flag. But in its crypt lie several of the great dead

of the House of Habsburg, among them Maria Theresa and Napoleon’s son,

the Duke of Reichstadt. Hereabouts was a Roman camp, once, and in it

the Emperor Marcus Aurelius died a thousand years before the first

Habsburg ruled in Vienna, which was six hundred years ago and more.

The little church is packed in among great modern stores and houses,

and the windows of them were full of people. Behind the vast

plate-glass windows of the upper floors of a house on the corner one

glimpsed terraced masses of fine-clothed men and women, dim and

shimmery, like people under water. Under us the square was noiseless,

but it was full of citizens; officials in fine uniforms were flitting

about on errands, and in a doorstep sat a figure in the uttermost

raggedness of poverty, the feet bare, the head bent humbly down; a

youth of eighteen or twenty, he was, and through the field-glass one

could see that he was tearing apart and munching riffraff that he had

gathered somewhere. Blazing uniforms flashed by him, making a sparkling

contrast with his drooping ruin of moldy rags, but he took no notice;

he was not there to grieve for a nation’s disaster; he had his own

cares, and deeper. From two directions two long files of infantry came

plowing through the pack and press in silence; there was a low, crisp

order and the crowd vanished, the square save the sidewalks was empty,

the private mourner was gone. Another order, the soldiers fell apart

and enclosed the square in a double-ranked human fence. It was all so

swift, noiseless, exact—like a beautifully ordered machine.

It was noon, now. Two hours of stillness and waiting followed. Then

carriages began to flow past and deliver the two or three hundred court

personages and high nobilities privileged to enter the church. Then the

square filled up; not with civilians, but with army and navy officers

in showy and beautiful uniforms. They filled it compactly, leaving only

a narrow carriage path in front of the church, but there was no

civilian among them. And it was better so; dull clothes would have

marred the radiant spectacle. In the jam in front of the church, on its

steps, and on the sidewalk was a bunch of uniforms which made a blazing

splotch of color—intense red, gold, and white—which dimmed the

brilliancies around them; and opposite them on the other side of the

path was a bunch of cascaded bright-green plumes above pale-blue

shoulders which made another splotch of splendor emphatic and

conspicuous in its glowing surroundings. It was a sea of flashing color

all about, but these two groups were the high notes. The green plumes

were worn by forty or fifty Austrian generals, the group opposite them

were chiefly Knights of Malta and knights of a German order. The mass

of heads in the square were covered by gilt helmets and by military

caps roofed with a mirror-like glaze, and the movements of the wearers

caused these things to catch the sun-rays, and the effect was fine to

see—the square was like a garden of richly colored flowers with a

multitude of blinding and flashing little suns distributed over it.

Think of it—it was by command of that Italian loafer yonder on his

imperial throne in the Geneva prison that this splendid multitude was

assembled there; and the kings and emperors that were entering the

church from a side street were there by his will. It is so strange, so

unrealizable.

At three o’clock the carriages were still streaming by in single file.

At three-five a cardinal arrives with his attendants; later some

bishops; then a number of archdeacons—all in striking colors that add

to the show. At three-ten a procession of priests passes along, with

crucifix. Another one, presently; after an interval, two more; at

three-fifty another one—very long, with many crosses, gold-embroidered

robes, and much white lace; also great pictured banners, at intervals,

receding into the distance.

A hum of tolling bells makes itself heard, but not sharply. At

three-fifty-eight a waiting interval. Presently a long procession of

gentlemen in evening dress comes in sight and approaches until it is

near to the square, then falls back against the wall of soldiers at the

sidewalk, and the white shirt-fronts show like snowflakes and are very

conspicuous where so much warm color is all about.

A waiting pause. At four-twelve the head of the funeral procession

comes into view at last. First, a body of cavalry, four abreast, to

widen the path. Next, a great body of lancers, in blue, with gilt

helmets. Next, three six-horse mourning-coaches; outriders and coachmen

in black, with cocked hats and white wigs. Next, troops in splendid

uniforms, red, gold, and white, exceedingly showy.

Now the multitude uncover. The soldiers present arms; there is a low

rumble of drums; the sumptuous great hearse approaches, drawn at a walk

by eight black horses plumed with black bunches of nodding ostrich

feathers; the coffin is borne into the church, the doors are closed.

The multitude cover their heads, and the rest of the procession moves

by; first the Hungarian Guard in their indescribably brilliant and

picturesque and beautiful uniform, inherited from the ages of barbaric

splendor, and after them other mounted forces, a long and showy array.

Then the shining crown in the square crumbled apart, a wrecked rainbow,

and melted away in radiant streams, and in the turn of a wrist the

three dirtiest and raggedest and cheerfulest little slum-girls in

Austria were capering about in the spacious vacancy. It was a day of

contrasts.

Twice the Empress entered Vienna in state. The first time was in 1854,

when she was a bride of seventeen, and then she rode in measureless

pomp and with blare of music through a fluttering world of gay flags

and decorations, down streets walled on both hands with a press of

shouting and welcoming subjects; and the second time was last

Wednesday, when she entered the city in her coffin and moved down the

same streets in the dead of the night under swaying black flags,

between packed human walls again; but everywhere was a deep stillness,

now—a stillness emphasized, rather than broken, by the muffled

hoofbeats of the long cavalcade over pavements cushioned with sand, and

the low sobbing of gray-headed women who had witnessed the first entry

forty-four years before, when she and they were young—and unaware!

A character in Baron von Berger’s recent fairy drama “Habsburg” tells

about that first coming of the girlish Empress-Queen, and in his

history draws a fine picture: I cannot make a close translation of it,

but will try to convey the spirit of the verses:

I saw the stately pageant pass:

In her high place I saw the Empress-Queen:

I could not take my eyes away

From that fair vision, spirit-like and pure,

That rose serene, sublime, and figured to my sense

A noble Alp far lighted in the blue,

That in the flood of morning rends its veil of cloud

And stands a dream of glory to the gaze

Of them that in the Valley toil and plod.

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