HOLIDAY CATECHISM.

_Mr. P._ Now little Master JACK HORNER, from your corner in Drury Lane,

what plums do you pick out of the Pantomime?

_Master J. H._ The Hansom Cab and King HARRY (NICHOLLS) returning home

confronted by the Queen, then the GRIFFITHS Cow, the Giant's Dinner and his

Servants, and the Dame LENO'S wonderful Fowl.

_Mr. P._ What else?

_Master J. H._ Lots of things, but at the Circus at Covent Garden, the

Shetland Ponies lovely. They come first, so you must be early.

_Mr. P._ Did you see anything else that pleased you?

_Master J. H._ I should think so. Such a game! Mlle. GOU-GOU quite shocked

my little sister POLLY, by her strange conduct. But when it turned out that

he was a man, how we laughed! It _was_ funny.

_Mr. P._ And I suppose you stayed for the Lion?

_Master J. H._ You may be sure we did! POLLY was a little frightened at

first; but when we found that the Royal Dane Boarhound and the Horse didn't

mind him a bit, why we didn't mind either. Isn't it wonderful? Oh, you

ought to go and see them. They are prime!

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