Therefore, I swallowed my Chopin scheme without undue fervor and went to

the circus. No matter which one. All circuses are in an attractive key

to me. Thackeray said the same thing about the play, and said it better.

Any circus will serve as a peg for my sawdust symbolism. Any Garden

will do, so that it has a capitalized initial letter. (No allusion to

Magical Mary.) The circus! What a corrective for the astringent Ibsen or

the morbidezza of Sarmatia’s sweet singer, Chopin! The circus! It is a

revelation. One thing I regretted—that I could not be a boy again, with

dirty hands, a shining brow, and a heart brimming over with joy. Peter

Pan! Oh! to recapture that first careless rapture, as Browning or some

other writing Johnny said; surely he must have meant the circus, which is

the one spot on our muddy planet where rapture rhymes with the sawdust

ring.

“Have you ever seen Hedda Gabler?” I asked of the Finland giantess. We

were wedged in front of the long platform at the Garden, upon which were

the Missing Link, the Snake-Enchantress, the Lion-Faced Boy, the English

Fat Girl—so fat—the Human Skeleton, the Welsh Giant, the Lilliputians,

tattooed men, a man with an iron skull, dancers, jugglers, gun-spinners,

“lady” musicians, and the three-legged boy. Eternal types at the circus.

The noise was terrific, the air dense with the aura of unwashed humanity.

This aura was twin to the aura in a monkey house. But I enjoyed my

“bath of multitude,” as Charles Baudelaire names it, and I should not

have bothered the tall creature with such an inept question. She coldly

regarded me:

“No, I haven’t seen Hedda to-day, but I remember George Tesman always

teased her with one question, ‘What do you know about that, Hed?’ Shoo!

Sardou for mine.” “Do you read George Blarney Shaw?” I persisted. “He

ought to be in a cage here. He would draw some crowds. But I’m told he

lives in Germany now on account of the beer.” I backed away quickly as

an East Side family consisting of a baker’s dozen, would allow. Why had

I asked such a question of a perfect stranger? This giantess, I mused

before the rhinoceros with the double prongs, is Finnish. That’s why

she knew the name of Hedda Gabler. Why didn’t I speak of Rosmersholm?

Rebecca West had Finnish blood in her veins. Careful, careful—this

Ibsen obsession must be surmounted, else I shall be inquiring of the

giraffe if neck or nothing is the symbol of Brand. All or Nothing! of

course. How stupid of me. Among the animals I regained my equilibrium.

Their odors evoked memories. Yes, I recalled the old-time circus, with

its compact pitched canvas tent on North Broad Street, Philadelphia:

the pink lemonade, the hoarse voice of the man who entreated us to buy

tickets—there were no megaphones in those days—the crisp crackling of the

roasting peanuts, the ovens revolved by the man from Ravenna, the man

from Ascoli, and the man from Milan. They followed the circus all the way

from Point Breeze, and I swear they were to me far more human than the

policemen who gently whacked us with their clubs when we crawled under

the tent.

The sense of smell is first aid to memory. As I passed the cages saluting

our pre-Adamic relatives, bidding the time of day to the zebu, nodding

in a debonair fashion to the yak, I could not help longing for my first

circus. Again I saw myself sitting in peaceful agony on a splintery

plank; again I felt the slaps and pinches of my tender-hearted Aunt

Sue—now in Paradise, I hope; again my heart tugged like a balloon at its

moorings as the clowns jumped into the ring, grimacing, chortling, and

fascinating us with their ludicrous inhumanity. Again we sat, a lot of

noisy rapscallions, on the stoop of Edwin Forrest’s home—the old Forrest

mansion is still on the west side of Broad Street—and how we tumbled to

the sidewalk when that terrific tragedian opened the door and transfixed

us with his glittering glance. I can still see his leonine head with

its shock of iron-gray curls, his exposed bull-neck, and hear his angry

roar: “Get to blank out of here, you blankety-blanks!” It was the giant’s

voice of Metamora, Coriolanus, Lear that we heard, an echo from the grand

period in the history of the American theatre; but we didn’t know that.

We were mischievous boys, and made mock of the mighty Edwin, no doubt

adding insult to injury by twiddling derisive thumbs at our noses.

Other days, other ways. I sighed as I tore myself loose from the

prehensile trunk of a too friendly baby elephant and passed into the huge

auditorium where Gilmore had played. Ah! the sad, bad, glad, dear, dead,

tiresome, poverty-stricken, beautiful days when we were young imbeciles

and held hands with a fresh “ideal” every week (sometimes two). Ah! the

sentimental “jag” induced by peanut eating, and the chaste, odoriferous

apes.

It is time. We seat ourselves. I look about me. Two resplendent gentlemen

wearing evening clothes at high noon, after the daring manner of our

Gallic cousins, toll a bell. I became excited. Why those three and thirty

strokes? What the symbolism! Chopin, or Ibsen; again, I groaned, and

turned my attention to my neighbors, one of whom I could feel, though

did not see. I raised my voice, employing certain vocables hardly fit

to print. The effect was magical. “Johnny, take your feet out of the

gentleman’s collar. That’s a good boy.” It was the soothing voice of a

mother. Bless her clairvoyance! I sat comfortably back in my seat. Johnny

howled at the interference with his pleasure. I felt sorrow for him.

Childhood is ever individualistic, even pragmatic. But I only had one

collar with me, and it was well the matter thus ended.

Hurrah! Here they come! A goodly band. The clowns! the clowns! Some

hieratic owl of wisdom has called the clown the epitome of mankind. He

certainly stands for something, this “full-fledged fool,” as good old

Tody Hamilton used to write, and “surcharged with the Roe of Fun,” which

phrase beats Delaware shad. Odds fish! There was only one Hamilton. What

a Rabelaisian list of names boast these merry clowns! If the years have

passed over the skulls of these lively rascals, jolly boys do not show

them. The same squeaks, the identical yodling, the funny yet sinister

expression of the eyes, the cruel, red-slitted mouths—not a day older

than ten did I seem as they came tumbling in and began their horse-play,

punctuated with yelling, yahoo gestures, ribald ejaculations, and

knockabout diversions. It must all mean something, this hooting, in

the economy of the universe, else “life is a suck and a sell,” as Walt

Whitman puts it. As in a dream-mirror I saw Solness slowly mount the

fatal tower when Hilda Wangel cries to him: “My—my Master-builder!” She

sings The Maiden’s Wish, and he hears the harps of Chopin hum in the air.

I rub my ears. It is not Hilda who is crying, but a pet pig in a baby

carriage, wheeled by a chalk-faced varlet. How difficult it is to escape

the hallucinations of the critical profession. I couldn’t forget Chopin

or Ibsen even at the circus.

It was with relief, after more bellmanship from the man with the shiny

silk hat and spiked coat, as the elephants majestically entered. Followed

the horses. Tumblers and wire-walkers, women who stood on their heads

and smiled—as they do in life. Something like the “inverted pyramid,”

as James Hinton called modern civilization—plastic poseurs, Oriental

jugglers, the show was let loose at last. Human projectiles were launched

through midair to the tap of a drum. My nerves forbade me to look at

them, so I read a programme advertisement of wall-paper for bathrooms.

Some people like such horrible sights. I do not. They dare not precisely

formulate to themselves the wish that “something” would happen, and when

it does they shudder with sadistic joy. I close my eyes when the Whirl of

Death or any other sensational act is staged. “Something” might happen.

The mad dancers delight our rhythmic sense as they make marvellous

arabesques. The chariot races stir the blood. The crash around curves,

the patters of gleaming metal excite so that you stand up, and,

brushing the feet of inevitable Johnny from your neck (notwithstanding

his remonstrances), you shout with woolly mouth and husky voice.

Instinctively you turn down your thumbs: “Pollice verso,” which Bayard

Taylor translated “the perverse police.” You remember the Gérôme painting?

“This beats Ibsen,” I hilariously exclaimed to Johnny’s mother. (She was

a comely matron.) “His name is John, and when he gets home his father

will beat him,” she tartly replied. With the prevoyance of boyhood Johnny

burst into despairing howls. I at once folded up my mind. A million

things were happening in the haze of the many rings. The New Circus is

polyphonic, or nothing.

Enough! Filled to the eyes with the distracting spectacle, ear-drums

fatigued by the blare and bang of the monster brass band, my collar

quite wilted by Johnny’s shoemaker, my temper in rags because of the

panting, struggling army of fellow-beings, I reached the avenue in

safety, perspiring, thirsty, unhappy. Like Stendhal, after his first

and eagerly longed-for battle of love, I exclaimed: “Is that all?” In

sooth, it had been too much. The human sensorium is savagely assaulted

at the twentieth-century circus. I was in pessimistic enough humor

to regret the single ring, the antique japes of a solitary clown, and

the bewitching horsemanship of Mlle. Léonie, with her gauze skirts and

perpetual rictus. As a matter of fact, we wouldn’t endure for five

minutes the old-fashioned circus and its tepid lemonade. Where are the

mullygrubs of yesteryear? But the human heart is perverse. It always

longs for the penny and the cake in company, while ineluctable destiny

ever separates them. Perhaps my editor was right. Render unto Chopin the

things that are Chopin’s; send Ibsen back to his Land of the Midnight

Whiskers. Smell the sawdust at the Garden, not forgetting that the

chilly, dry days are at hand when even Panem et Circenses shall be taboo;

when pipe and prog and grog will be banned; when these United States

shall have been renamed Puritania; when a fanatically selfish minority

shall take all the joy from life. Ergo, carpe diem! I thank you.

ART AND ALCOHOL

What will be the reactions among artistic men and women summarily

deprived of wine and malt beverages? I asked this of Manager

Gatti-Casazza the other day at the Metropolitan Opera House. He is not

a drinking man, but the contemptuous shrug of his shoulders showed me

his position in the thrice-vexed controversy. Singers, one and all,

are accustomed to mild alcoholic refreshment. If they go beyond bounds

the effect on their voices is soon made manifest, but usually being

foreign-born, they have been in the habit of drinking light wines at

meal time, perhaps beer after a performance, for good beer relaxes

nerve-tension. People don’t drink beer to become intoxicated; they drink

it because it lets down the pressure of a day’s work better than whiskey

or wine. Beer is not an intoxicant; it is a depressant. The cry that “the

workingman must have his beer” is far too exclusive. The professional

man, the brain-worker, needs beer, and the singer or musician—sometimes

singers are not musicians!—after a nerve-exhausting performance finds in

wine or beer a veritable solace. Matthew Arnold wrote that the American

funny man was a national calamity. What would he have said to the plans

of certain misguided females to found “recreation centres” where,

after eight hours’ exhausting daily grind, the workman could listen

to “instructive reading”—ye gods!—and drink non-alcoholic beverages

(super-taxed?). Little wonder Bolshevism is growing apace in an America

that soon will be a vast Dry Tortugas.

In one of her always interesting novels Gertrude Atherton depicts a poet

whose inspiration dried up when he stopped drinking. Swinburne is said

to have been Mrs. Atherton’s model; when the English poet ceased his

cognac his muse did not fly far afterward. If he had not become temperate

in regard to spirituous liquors the greatest Victorian poet would have

died. Walter Savage Landor, and after him Byron, wrote that brandy is a

drink fit only for heroes. The puny physique of Swinburne could ill brook

alcoholic excesses. His friend and protector, Theodore Watts-Dunton,

literally saved the effervescent Algernon Charles from sudden death.

As a rule lyric poets need no stimulant. Youth is the propulsive force

to their lyricism. If Byron drank heavily at times, Shelley was ever a

water-drinker. No rules can be formulated. There is Bernard Shaw, the

“Uncle Gurnemanz” and venerable busybody of international politics. He is

a fierce teetotaler. He has confessed that family reasons prompted him

to become so, although Archdale Reid in Heredity has shown that acquired

traits are not inherited; that the children of drunkards are seldom

drunkards (prohibitionists declare the opposite, but figures can be made

to lie). By the same token the sons of clergymen are not often pious.

Nature abhors uniformity. If Shaw had taken his ale like the British

workmen he harangues, he would not have been the pestiferous nuisance he

is to-day. But, like all “reformers,” “uplifters,” and public nuisances,

he has a weak stomach. Because he is virtuous!—the motto of all these

Malvolios, these tailless foxes. Mind your own business! Ah! that’s the

true golden rule. There would be no wars if this custom prevailed.

The late Lombroso-Levi, formulator of many ingenious and amusing theories

concerning the stigmata of genius, has collected some names of men who

drank, nevertheless who contrived to leave the world in their debt for

their art. Max Nordau followed his “master” with his absurd tome on

Degeneration, and then the system, chiefly framed for imbeciles, quite

collapsed. Professor William James sent the cardboard structure into

thin air when he revealed its numerous inconsistencies. Any stigma

applicable to genius or talent may be found in your shoemaker, butcher,

or policeman, from megalomania to alcoholism, from faun-like ears

with attached lobes to an unholy greed for other people’s money. Let

us look at Lombroso’s list of alcoholic men of genius. He writes that

Alexander died after having emptied ten times the goblet of Hercules

(some thirst!). Julius Cæsar was often carried home on the shoulders

of his friends—so was a certain highest dignitary in the United States

during the last century, and a mediocrity he was. Socrates, Seneca,

Alcibiades, Cato, Peter the Great, the Czarina Catherine were notorious

boozers. Tiberius Nero was nicknamed Biberius Mero. Septimius Severus and

Mahomet II died in delirium tremens. Jan Steen and Frans Hals were heavy

imbibers. Hals, who lived to an advanced age and painted masterpieces to

the last, was drunk every night. So was Monticelli, absinthe proving his

ruin. George Morland drank, and Turner, too; both drank to excess. As

for the poets and literary men, the litany is long. Henry Murger, Gerard

de Nerval, Alfred de Musset, Kleist, Poe, Hoffmann, Addison, Steele,

Carew, Sheridan, Burns, Charles Lamb, James Thomson, Hartley Coleridge,

James Clarence Mangan, Ernest Dowson, Swinburne—Rossetti, who drugged—and

Coleridge, De Quincey and Mme. de Staël abused opium.

In the domain of music examples are as thick as bombs were at Verdun.

Handel swallowed a mighty amount of firewater, for he was a mighty man.

Gluck drank far more than was good for him. It was a pleasing habit of

his to have a harpsichord placed in some pretty rural spot, where, with

a regiment of bottles, he played and composed. He died, so it is said,

of brandy. Tasso drank, Baudelaire drugged and drank, and Lenau, poet,

died from alcohol. Mozart and Beethoven abused wine. Beethoven was often

“a little how come ye so!” Modern instances multiply. Singers, players,

actors, authors, composers—how many there are about whose heads is the

aura of alcoholism! Alcohol has been the nursing bottle of genius, and of

many commonplace citizens may not the same be said? Woe to him who abuses

the priceless gift. He is doomed. And doomed, too, is the prohibitionist

who overindulges in flapjacks and fried steak. Native cookery has slain

more than the rum mills of the universe. And notwithstanding our vaunted

cosmopolitanism, a natural outcome of the great war, the village pump is

to be our national Totem. Butchered to make a prohibitionist holiday;

that prohibition which has elevated “legislation” to the dignity of a

sport.

Richard Wagner possessed an irritable stomach, but was comforted by a

glass of good wine (as apparently was St. Paul). Walt Whitman neither

smoked nor drank. Poor Guy de Maupassant began with wine, and, in the

wake of erotic excesses, he resorted to opium, even to ether, which he

would put on his handkerchief and apply to his nostrils. Such a hatred of

reality was his! He well deserved the appellation of “Taureau triste,” as

he was surly toward the end of a brilliant career. Flaubert, like Zola,

was chary of excess, except in literary work. Be chaste in your life that

you may be violent in your art! he enjoined de Maupassant. Turgénieff,

Daudet, Huysmans, Gounod, Goncourt, were not alcoholic. Bizet, it is

said, died of absinthe, not of disappointment over the failure of Carmen;

which didn’t fail, as Philip Hale has shown us. Goethe was wild in his

youth, drank wine, pursued the golden girl, yet he cannot by any stretch

of imagination be placed in the ranks of the drunkards. The alcoholic

neurosis exists in the individual, who drinks because he is neurotic,

and is not necessarily neurotic because he is a drunkard. As usual, the

prohibitionists have put the cart before the horse, being ignorant, or

pretending to be, of facts disclosed by modern biological research. These

fanatics suffer from what might be called psychical dandruff.

What am I trying to prove? Nothing. Alcohol inspired or spurred on

these men, and we are the inheritors of their visions. Naturally, to

the boneheads who engineer reforms, all art is dangerous, is immoral.

Art, like religion, is also an opiate. God made the dawn, but the devil

invented the evening. The Seven Arts are the invention of men in revolt

against the tedium of life. Killing time is only killing one’s self,

for we are crucified at the crossroads of Time and Space (with the

Button-Moulder lurking around the corner). To escape the eternal ennui

man created the arts, and music, the most soothing of the seven, has

drugged his dreams and made fantastic the rude angles of concrete life.

Perhaps music is only a majestic noise. Sometimes it bruises the soul

as do bells the air. It can retire majestically into the recesses of the

imagination, like the faint roar of surf withdrawn on the beach of Time.

It may be a ballet for triphammers or as splendidly sonorous as the color

chords of Picasso or the tortured mechanisms of Marcel Duchamps. But

always an opiate, a consoler.

The truth is that our existence without some buffer between our naked

souls and the chill wind of empty spiritual space would be inconceivable.

Man devised Time and Space—symbols of his terrifying ignorance in the

presence of eternity—and religion and the arts wherewith he might cloak

his nakedness. All the rest is vanity. Prohibition is only a symptom of

the everlasting propensity of intolerant minds to fashion others after

their own mean image. There is no need to worry over it. Like other

tyrannical devices to enslave the will of mankind, it will be tested,

found wanting, and dropped. And the best way to hasten the decease is

to enforce rigidly the law. But come what may, art and alcohol are

inseparably wedded, as in the Greek myth Apollo and Dionysos imaged

beauty and ecstasy.

THE TRAGIC CHOPIN

Chopin has bequeathed to us six scherzos. The four that comprise a group

are opus 20, in B minor; opus 31, B flat minor; opus 39, C sharp minor,

and opus 54, E major. The two remaining scherzos are in the second

sonata, opus 35, and in the third sonata, opus 58. They are in the

respective keys of E flat minor and E flat major. These six compositions

are evidences of the power, originality, variety, and delicacy of Chopin.

The scherzo is formally not his invention. Beethoven and Mendelssohn

anticipated him. But he remodelled the form and filled it with a

surprisingly novel content, though not altering its three-four measure.

With the Beethoven scherzo we realize the swing, the robustiousness and,

at times, the rude jollity. In the Mendelssohn scherzo we enjoy the

velocity and finish. Light without heat, true scherzando moods; indeed,

more scherzo-like than Chopin’s, Mendelssohn’s sense of elfin joy stemmed

from the early Italian masters of the pianoforte. Rossini voiced this

belief after hearing the scherzo a capriccio from the nimble fingers of

Felix himself, and said to the composer: “That smells of Scarlatti.”

And it does recall Domenico Scarlatti, whose compositions, slight as to

structure, are replete with gracious vitality and a surface skimming of

sentiment like the curved flight of a thin bird over shallow waters.

* * * * *

A terrible though beautiful domain is the Chopin scherzo. Only two have

the lightness of touch, clarity in atmosphere and bustling gaiety of the

conventional scherzo: the other four are fierce, grave, ironic, sardonic,

fiery, passionate, even hysterical, and most melancholy. In several the

moods are pathologic; in all, magical. The scherzo in E, opus 54, may be

best described by the thrice commonplace word, delightful. It is sunny

music, and its sweep and swiftness are compelling. The five preluding

bars of half-notes, unison, strike the keynote of optimism. What follows

is like the ruffling of tree-tops by warm southern winds. The little

upward flight in E, beginning at the seventeenth bar, in major thirds

and fourths, has been cleverly utilized by Saint-Saëns in the scherzo

of his G minor piano concerto, opus 22. The fanciful embroidery of the

single finger passages is never opaque; a sparkling, bubbling freedom and

freshness characterize this Chopin scherzo, a composition not heard too

often in public, possibly because there are few pianists, like Joseffy

or De Pachmann, to play it. Its emotional content is not deep; it lies

well within the category of the elegant, the capricious. Its fourth page

contains an episode which at first blush suggests the theme of the A flat

valse, opus 42, with its comminglement of duplex and triple rhythms.

Although the piu lento is in C sharp minor, it betrays little sadness; it

is but the blur of a passing cloud that shadows with its fleecy edges the

wind-swept moorland.

This scherzo in E is a mood of joyousness; as joyous as the witty,

sensitive, umbrageous composer ever allowed himself to become. Its coda

is not so forcible as the usual Chopin coda. There is a dazzling flutter

of silvery scale at the close. Altogether a charming work. Closely

allied to it in general sentiment is the E flat scherzo from the B minor

sonata. It is largely arabesque and its ornamentation is genial though

not surprisingly ingenious. It somewhat savors of Weber. It might go

on forever. The resolution is not intellectual; it is purely one of

tonality. The thought is tenuous. But it is highly embroidered relief

after the first movement of the sonata. Nor is the trio in B particularly

noteworthy. Truly a salon scherzo, which challenges Mendelssohn on his

native heath. It may be considered as an intermezzo, also as a prelude to

the lyric measures.

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