And I am ashamed to confess that I know Jews who themselves are ashamed

of having been born Jews. Incredible! In Vienna I have seen St.

Stefan’s Cathedral crowded at the 11 o’clock high mass by most fervent

worshippers, the majority of whom seemed Semitic, which prompted me to

propound the riddle: When is a Jew not a Jew? Answer: When he is a Roman

Catholic in Vienna. But you never can tell. As Joseffy used to say when

some musician with a nose like the Ten Commandments was introduced, as,

for example, Monsieur Fontaine, “He means Brunnen, or, in Hebrew, Pischa.

He is not a Jew, but his grandmother wore a ‘scheitel’” (the wig still

worn by orthodox Jewish women). The truth is that among the virtuosi,

singers, actors, the Jew holds first place. Liszt and Paganini are the

exceptions, and Paganini could easily pass in an east side crowd as

Jehudah. As to the Wagner controversy, not started by Nietzsche, but by

Rossini and Meyerbeer, who referred to Wagner as Jewish, that was settled

by O. G. Sonneck in his little book, Was Wagner a Jew? but only after I

had introduced to the columns of the _New York Times Sunday Magazine_ in

1913, a book by Otto Bournot, entitled Ludwig Geyer. Geyer was, as you

may remember, the stepfather of Richard Wagner. Bournot had access to the

Baireuth archives and delved into the newspapers of Geyer’s days. August

Böttiger’s Necrology had hitherto been the chief source. Mary Burrell’s

Life of Wagner was the first to give the true spelling of the name of

Wagner’s mother, which was Bertz, which may be Jewish or German, as you

like.

The Geyers as far back as 1700 were pious folk. The first of the

family mentioned in local history was a certain Benjamin Geyer, who

about 1700 was a trombone player and organist. Indeed, the Geyers were

largely connected with the evangelical church. Ludwig Geyer, virtually

acknowledged by Baireuth as the real father of Richard Wagner, looked

Jewish (which proves nothing, as I have seen dark, Semitic fisher-folk on

the coast of Galway) and displayed Jewish versatility. For that matter

the composer von Weber looked like a Jew, as does Camille Saint-Saëns.

When I ventured to write of this racial trait—much more marked in his

youth—the French composer sent me a denial, sarcastically asking how

a man with such a “holy” name as “Saint-Saëns” could be Jewish. But

Leopold Godowsky, who was intimate with him, has told me that he took

his mother’s name. As to Wagner, a little story may suffice. In 1896 I

attended the Wagner festival at Baireuth. Between performances I tramped

the Franconian hills. My toes hurt me. Looking for a corn-cutter, I

found one not far from the Wagner house. The old chap seated me in his

doorway, probably to get better light, and as he crouched over my feet

in the street I asked him if he had known Richard Wagner. “Know Wagner!”

he irascibly replied. “He passed my shop every day. Many the times I

cut his corns. Oh, no! not here; over yonder”—he jerked his head in the

direction of Wahnfried. I inquired what kind of a looking man was Wagner.

“He was a little bow-legged Jew, and he always wore a long cloak to hide

his crooked legs.” Enfin! the truth from the mouth of babes. This beats

Nietzsche and his “Vulture” Geyer.

Not religion, not nationality, but race, counts in the individual. Wagner

looked like a Jew. And there are many red-haired Jews with pug noses

and light blue eyes. Renan in Le Judaisme has shown us how non-Jewish

elements were in the course of time incorporated within the race. The

Chazars of eastern Europe are Jews, only a thousand years old. Dr.

Brandes in a confession of his views on the subject has said—in _The

Journal for Jewish History and Literature_, published at Stockholm

(_Teldscript for Judisk Historia_), and quoted by Bernard G. Richards in

a capital study of Brandes—“from the fifteenth to the sixteenth year of

my life I regarded Judaism purely as a religion.” But when he was abused

as a Jew then Georg Brandes felt himself a genuine Jew. Many a man has

found himself in a similar position. Atavistic impulses, submerged in

subconsciousness, may explain why certain men, Gentiles, scholars, by

nature noncombatants, have left their peaceful study, jeopardized their

life, ruined their reputation, to battle for an obscure Jew Dreyfus.

Zola, of Greek-Levantine origin, perhaps Italian and Jew, was one of

those valiant souls who fought for the truth. Anatole France, born

Thibault, another. Count Thibault, at the time of the Dreyfus uproar,

challenged the great writer who signs himself Anatole France to prove

his right to that distinguished Roman Catholic name. That the gentle

Anatole is the very spit and spawn of a Jew, so far as appearance goes;

that since Heine (baptized a Christian) no such union of mocking irony

and tender, poetic emotion can be noted in the work of any writer, are

alike valueless as testimony. Nevertheless, many believe in this Hebraic

strain; just as they feel it in the subtlety of Cardinal Newman’s

writing—he was of Dutch stock—and in the humor of Charles Lamb. Both

Englishmen are credited with the “precious quintessence,” as Du Maurier

would say.

I have had to stand a lot of good-natured fun poked at me for my Jewish

propensity. I can stand it, as I have a solid substratum of history for

my speculations. Some years ago _The Contemporary Review_ printed an

article entitled “The Jew in Music,” with this motto from Oscar Wilde’s

Salome: “The Jews believe only in what they cannot see.” The writer’s

name was signed: A. E. Keeton. Not even the assertion that Beethoven was

a Belgian is half so iconoclastic as some of the assumptions made in

this study. When Mozart first appeared as a prodigy before the future

Queen of France, Marie Antoinette, she announced that ‘a genius must not

be a Jew.’ The original name, Ozart, was changed. Mozart was baptized!

Which anecdote makes the scalp to freeze, though not because of its

verisimilitude. Beethoven and Rubinstein looked alike; ergo! But then

they didn’t. In the case of Chopin he was certainly Jewish-looking,

especially in the Winterhalter and Kwiatowski portraits. His father came

from Nancy, in Lorraine, thickly populated by Jews. The original name,

Szopen, or Szop, is Jewish. His music, especially the first Scherzo in

B minor, has a Heine-like irony, and irony is a prime characteristic of

the Chosen (or Choosing as Zangwill puts it) race! But all this is in the

key of wildest surmise. Wagner was born in the ghetto at Leipsic; yet

that didn’t make him Jewish, any more than the baptism of Mendelssohn

made him Christian. Georges Bizet was of Jewish origin, he looked Jewish;

but the fact that he married the daughter of Halévy (Ha-Levi), the

composer of La Juive, didn’t make the composer of Carmen a Jew. Neither

religion nor nationality are any more than superficial factors in the

nature of men and women. Race alone counts.

Once upon a time I wrote a Jewish story, The Shofar Blew at Sunset.

Maggie Cline liked it; so did Israel Zangwill. I preserve a letter from

Mr. Zangwill telling me of his liking. The story appeared in M’lle New

York, now defunct. It was afterward translated into Yiddish, though it

did not give general satisfaction in either camp, Jewish or Christian.

It revelled in the cantillations and employed as leading motive the

Shofar, or ram’s-horn blown in the synagogues on Yom Kippur or the Day of

Atonement. The scroll of the Torah also appeared. But these liturgical

references didn’t offend; it was my surprising denunciation of Jewish

materialism in New York that was the rock of offence. I say surprising,

for what is a Christian-born doing in another field and finding fault?

I’m sure I can’t say why, unless that in writing the tale I unconsciously

dramatized myself as a reproaching voice. There was much in my strictures

of that son of Hanan who prowled through the streets of the Holy

City in the year A. D. 62, crying aloud: “Woe, woe upon Jerusalem!” I

remember that I predicted because of the luxury of the American Jew the

lofty Jewish idealism might be submerged in a flood of indifference and

disbelief. Prosperity would prove the snag. In the heart of the Jew is

the true Zion, not in success nor in some far-away land. Naturally, that

didn’t please the Zionists. One professional Jewish publication, no

longer in existence, said that I preached like a Rabbi (Reb), but thought

like a goi. The word “Chutzpah” was also used. Yet, wasn’t I right? It

is the spiritual Ark of the Covenant, the spirit of the law, and not the

letter that killeth, which should be enshrined in the heart of the Jew.

He may dream of Palestine, of its skies of the “few large stars,” a land

overflowing with milk and honey; but in the depths of his soul it is the

living God to whom he must go for spiritual sustenance. God the eternal

reservoir of our earthly certitudes! Schma’ Ysroel!

SOCIALISM AND MEDIOCRITY

In these piping times of peace when the body politic is afflicted with

socialism, bolshevism, and other cutaneous disorders, it is a pleasing

and a profitable task to reread Socialistic Fallacies, by M. Yves

Guyot, who for years has been a determined and consistent opponent of

the bleak and dismal “science” and the author of a number of books

on the subject. Luckily for those who can’t read French, Socialistic

Fallacies has been translated and should prove a manual to combat and

confute the sophistries of socialism with the writer’s arsenal of

arguments. M. Guyot has been a deputy, a municipal councillor, minister

of public works. He advocated the revision of the Dreyfus case, and he

was political editor of _Le Siècle_ (1892-1903). He is also editor of

_Journal des Economistes_ (since 1909) and editor of _L’Agence Economique

et Financières_ (since 1911). He has written much about the great war

and its causes (also translated) and kindred themes. Therefore a man who

knows what he is talking about.

In his drastic attack on socialistic fallacies he thus concludes: “There

are three words which socialism must erase from the façades of our public

buildings, the three words of the republican motto: Liberty, Equality,

Fraternity. Liberty, because socialism is a rule of tyranny; equality,

because it is a rule of class; fraternity, because its policy is that of

class war.” M. Guyot might have quoted Napoleon, a realist, a cynic in

politics, for he knew its seamy side, who said: “Tell men they are equal

and they won’t bother about liberty.” And in this matter men may change,

mankind never.

Socialism, that word of so many meanings, has itself become meaningless.

Guyot shows us each variety, analyzes its particular fallacy, and though

not a victim to the craze for statistics, he furnishes many pages of

figures to match those of his adversaries. He attacks Karl Marx on

his weakest flank, and, incidentally, proves him not to have been a

proletarian, but the son-in-law of a Prussian Junker. The selfishness of

Marx, his tyrannical behavior, his unphilosophical wrath when opposed

by two such intellectual giants as Bakunine and Lassalle; his jealous

attitude toward Ferdinand Lassalle, especially after his tragic death,

are all well known. These traits do not reveal a man overflowing with

true brotherly love. Able, but frequently unscrupulous, men amuse the

idle and attract the multitude—such are the leaders of the cause which

has made such headway in Germany, adds Guyot, whose words in the light

of contemporaneous history are positively prophetic. These leaders

are plagiarists, with some variations, of all the communist romances

originally inspired by Plato. Their greatest pundits, Marx and Engels,

have built up their theories upon a sentence of Saint-Simon and three

phrases of Ricardo’s. Our author gives these examples: “German socialism

is derived from two sources: (1) The French doctrine of Saint-Simon, ‘The

way to grow rich is to make others work for one,’ which in Proudhon’s

mouth becomes ‘the exploitation of man by man.’ (2) Three formulas of

Ricardo, viz.: (_a_) labor is the measure of value; (_b_) the price of

labor is that which provides the laborer in general with the means of

subsistence, and of perpetuating his species without either increase or

diminution; (_c_) profits decrease in proportion as wages increase.”

Formula (_b_) became the “iron law of wages” enunciated by Lassalle.

Inverted dogmatism all these stale subterfuges.

The French doctrines and Ricardo’s three formulas were transformed into

the theory of Rodbertus, “the normal time of labor,” and the “surplus

labor” theory of Karl Marx and Engels. Guyot calmly demonstrates the

fallacies of these sonorous assumptions. He asks the whereabouts of the

Utopias of Fourier, of Cabet, of Louis Blanc’s organization of labor, or

of Proudhon’s bank of exchange—that Proudhon who has been permanently

saddled with Brissot’s famous phrase: “Property is theft.” (Philosophical

Examination of Property and Theft, 1780.) No Socialist has succeeded

in explaining the conditions for the production, the remuneration, and

the distribution of capital in a collectivist system. No Socialist has

succeeded in determining the motives for action which an individual would

obey. When pressed for an answer, they allege that human nature shall be

metamorphosed, but that the individual remains a constant quantity! Rank

materialism all this, and absolutely without vision.

Socialism is a hierarchy on a military basis imported from Germany. Karl

Marx did not concern himself with the incentives to action which are to

be placed before men in communistic society, and his followers carefully

evade the question. When they do attempt to deal with it, they fall into

grotesque errors, as did the late French leader, Jaurès. Kautsky asks

how the workman is to be made to take an interest in his work, and he

can find no incentive other than the force of habit. Like mechanical

toys, men will do the same thing every day because they did it the day

before. This is merely teaching tricks to animals, the organization

of reflex action causing the individual mechanically to do to-morrow

what he did yesterday. Nor is this a discovery of scientific socialism;

the organizers of churches, of armies, discovered the trait long ago,

employing it as a means of discipline under the sanctions of allurement

and coercion; allurement, by preferments, decorations, and honorary

distinction; coercion, by means of more or less cruel and rigorous

punishments. Bebel declared that “a man who will not work has not the

right to eat.” This is being condemned to death by starvation; and a man

who does less work than, in the opinion of the executive, he ought to

do, shall be put upon a restricted diet; so, after all, the collectivist

ideal ends in servile labor. To replace a king or a president there will

be an “executive,” which means several instead of one tyrant. Good old

King Log is always a better ruler than King Stork. For one thing, he is

not so voracious as the ferociously hungry feathered biped. Socialism,

then, is only one more strait-jacket to torture the individual.

It may be said that man is ready for every form of sacrifice save one:

nowhere and at no time has he been found to labor voluntarily and

constantly from a disinterested love for others. Man is only compelled

to productive labor by necessity, by the fear of punishment, or by

suitable remuneration. The Socialists of to-day, like those of former

times, constantly denounce the waste of competition. Competition involves

losses, but biological evolution, as well as humanity, proves that they

are largely compensated by gain. Furthermore, there is no question of

abolishing competition in socialistic conceptions; the question is

merely one of the substitution of political for economic competition. If

economic competition leads to waste, and claims its victims, it is none

the less productive. Political competition has secured enormous plunder

to great conquerors, such as Alexander, Cæsar, Tamerlane, and Napoleon;

it always destroys more wealth than it confers upon the victor. The

Socialist formulates a theory of robbery and calls it “restitution to

the disinherited.” Disinherited by whom? Disinherited of what? Let them

produce their title-deeds! They call it expropriation, but that is a

misnomer; what they set out to practise is confiscation. Georges Bernard

says that “socialism will be a régime of authority.” On this point

Guyot grimly agrees with him. In reality it will be the most oppressive

spiritual and material system ever invented by man.

Socialist action has a depressing effect on all fixed capital, and, he

continues, “in order to carry on a policy of preserving the political

equilibrium, of giving a few bones to the demagogues to gnaw, concessions

are made to the policy of spoliation.” What, then, remains of socialism

when we come to close quarters with it? And what are the prospects of

this spoliation and tyranny? The socialistic party cannot balance up a

governmental majority without destroying government itself, for it cannot

admit that government fulfils the minimum of its duties (this was written

before 1914). When a strike breaks out the intention of the strikers is

that security of person and property shall not be guaranteed. Socialist

policy represents contempt for law, and all men, whether rich or poor,

have an interest in liberty, security, and justice, as the private

interest of each individual is bound up with these common blessings. But

Socialists despise them all. “The socialism of Karl Marx’s disciples

betrays a long apprenticeship to servitude,” declares M. Reinach.

A law, the object of which is to protect each man’s property, is

supported by all who possess anything, and where is the man in advanced

societies who is incapable of being robbed because he possesses nothing?

A law of spoliation may be passed and carried into effect, but in the

event of its results becoming permanent it runs the risk of destroying

the government which has assumed the responsibility of it. Socialist

policy is a permanent menace to the liberty and security of citizens,

and, therefore, cannot be the policy of any government, the primary duty

of which is to exact respect for internal and external security. If it

fail therein it dissolves and is replaced by anarchy; and, inasmuch as

every one has a horror of that condition, which betrays itself by the

oppression of violent men banded together solely by their appetites,

an appeal is made to a strong government and to a man with a strong

grip, and then the risk is incurred of relapsing into all the disgraces

and disasters of Cæsarism. In several sections of this admirable work,

M. Guyot scrutinizes the various Utopias from Plato to Proudhon: Sir

Thomas More, the Kingdom of the Incas, Campanella, the Jesuits in

Paraguay, Moselly, Robert Owen, Fourier, the American Phalanx, the Oneida

Community, Cabet, the Icarians, and other unsuccessful experimenters.

Utopia is always within sight, but never reached. It is, in the charming

parlance of the hour, a pipe-dream; these Utopias always cut their

throats to spite their thirst. And precisely where socialism was expected

to be a buffer against world wars, it dismally failed.

From time to time the everlasting busybody asks himself why a plea for

mediocrity is not a fitting theme to interest ambitious essayists.

Supermen and supper-rogues have been done to the death in print, yet few

words are accorded to the garden variety of the human plant. Instead we

are keyed to the loftiest pitch; exaggeration is a national neurosis. We

are all professional altruists, and, as every one knows, altruism is the

art of making our neighbor unhappy because of our oppressive happiness.

And yet not a word for mediocrity, which is the backbone of our nation,

the staple of its political, artistic, and literary productions. Not a

word for the man in the street, whose collective opinion—King Opinion,

the most despotic of tyrants—rules us, whose vote counts heavier than the

vote of the “exceptional” being perched on the house-top. (A majority of

exalted souls would turn America into a wilderness.) And all because the

excellent word “mediocrity” is become debased in meaning. At one time it

stood for the golden mean, for a happy equilibrium of forces, moral and

physical. It spelled happiness to its possessor—we refer to the mediocre

temperament—and if a man had enough money to keep the wolf from the

door he was content. That is the precise word—content; to be contented

is a gift of the gods. But to us nowadays it means that you are merely

commonplace, without social ambitions, without intellectual eminence. And

this is not well.

Notwithstanding the fact that we are a united nation of over one hundred

millions of people, we are each in his own fashion endeavoring to escape

the imputation of mediocrity. Alas! in vain. Number is mediocrity.

We think and drink to order, vote as we are bidden by our wives, and

wear the clothes given us by destroyers of sartorial taste. Wherefore,

then, this mad desire to be exceptional? Whence this optimism that

shudders in the presence of genuine art and espouses the vulgar because

it better agrees with fat nerves? Let us acknowledge the truth. It is

because, happily for us, we are all mediocre; because genius is not a

normal condition of humanity, and that talent is much less rare than

our national vanity admits. However, let us pluck up courage. The

future—which is said by some to belong to socialism—will work out the

problem of mediocrity, especially if socialism is involved; mediocrity

and socialism are not poles asunder. Concrete houses filled with people

who will eat, drink, and think alike will cover the land. Everything will

be of concrete, even our political opinions. In his concrete Capitol a

concrete President will devise concrete laws. Art, music, and literature

will be so concrete that our native Gradgrinds, hungry for hard facts,

will be ravished into the seventh concrete heaven. Made a law, mediocrity

will do away with our present mortifying doubts, deceptions, and

pretensions. O Happy Time! And this coming age of concrete, wherein all

must walk and look alike, is it not a dream compared with which Dante’s

Inferno would be a Garden of Armida?

Said a great poet-philosopher: “And many a man has gone into the desert

and suffered from thirst with the camels rather than sit about the

cistern with dirty camel drivers.” No wonder William James wrote that

“the whole atmosphere of present-day Utopian literature tastes mawkish

and dish-watery to people who still keep a sense of life’s more bitter

flavors.” And how much more that is insipid and mawkish will follow

under socialistic regimentation! “Is it not the chief disgrace in the

world not to be a unit; to be reckoned one character; not to yield that

peculiar fruit which each man was created to bear, but to be reckoned in

the gross, in the hundreds of thousands, of the party, of the section to

which we belong, and our opinion predicted geographically as the North or

the South?” These words were not uttered by a Socialist; they emanated

from the crystal-clear intellect of our greatest Individualist, Ralph

Waldo Emerson.

CHOPIN OR THE CIRCUS?

Rather hotly I argued the question with my editor: “After all, music

critics are men and brethren,” I said. “Except when they are sisters,”

he ironically interposed. I sternly resisted a temptation to blush,

and continued: “Because I love Chopin must I forever write of his

music—toujours perdrix! It’s an indigestion of strawberries, clotted

cream, and green-eyes. I’m suffering from spring-fever. Let me write a

story about the circus.” “Why not Ibsen?” interposed my editor, who is

subtle or nothing. “He was a grand man,” I assented, “but in the present

case he is only a red-herring across the trail. Suppose I mix up Chopin

with sawdust merely for the sake of the mélange?” My chief assented,

wearily. There are more important problems on the carpet than Chopin.

Had I ever been to the circus? What a singular question! Yet, yet—!

No, I confessed to myself, I had not been to the circus for at least

three decades. Critics are tame cats away from their regular guests.

In the concert room or at the play, armed with our little hammers, we

are as brave as plumbers; but on a roof garden, in church, at a circus,

or innocently slumbering, we are the mildest gang of pirates that ever

scuttled an American sonata or forced ambitious leading ladies to walk

the plank. We may go alone to the theatre with impunity and another

fellow’s girl, but at the circus we need a nurse to show us the ropes and

keep us from falling under the elephants’ hoofs. I know, because I went

one Sunday night to the Hippodrome and liked John McCormack’s singing

immensely; so much indeed that I forgot to criticise and nearly fell over

the edge of the box, so uncritically did I applaud. A private nurse—not

necessarily old—say I is the only safety for a critic out of his element;

otherwise a sense of the dignity of our calling is not maintained.

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