CHAPTER I.

Transcribed from the [1899] “Hand and Heart” edition by David Price,

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THE ROMANCE

OF

THE LONDON DIRECTORY.

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BY

CHARLES W. BARDSLEY, M.A.,

_Vicar of Ulverston_,

AUTHOR OF “ENGLISH SURNAMES,” ETC.

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“This Booke containes the names of mortall men;

But thear’s a Booke with characters of golde,

Not writ with incke, with pensill, or with pen,

Wheare Gode’s elect for ever are inrolde,

The Booke of Life; wheare labor thou to bee,

Beefore this Booke hath once re-gistred thee.”

_From a Church Register_.

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London:

“HAND AND HEART” PUBLISHING OFFICES,

1, PATERNOSTER BUILDINGS, E.C.

[_The right of translation is reserved_.]

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HAZELL, WATSON, AND VINEY, PRINTERS

LONDON AND AYLESBURY.

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PREFACE.

WHEN the enterprising and energetic editor of _The Fireside_ wrote

suggesting that he should print my articles on the London Directory,

published at various intervals during the last two years in that

magazine, I was somewhat taken aback. I will candidly confess that half

of them, or thereabouts, were written with some degree of care: I will as

honestly admit that the rest were indited amid the press of heavy

ministerial labours, and had to take their chance, as regards manner,

method, and matter. Nevertheless, I may add that, however wanting in

order and sequence several chapters appeared on paper, I was not afraid

for the accuracy of their contents. My only credit for this, supposing

my lack of fear to be well founded, is that which attaches to diligent

research. The only true means of discovering the origin of our surnames

is to find the earliest form of entry. Light upon that, and half the

difficulty vanishes. This is a means which is as open to any of my

readers as myself—more so in the case of those who dwell in the

metropolis.

I take this opportunity of apologising to many readers of _The

__Fireside_, who have written to me asking for information in respect of

their own, or some other name they were interested in. A few I have been

able to answer; the rest have had to lie by, for I have not had the time

or health to attend to them. I only wish there was the possibility of

this preface meeting the eye of my American cousins. I have a large

batch of letters of inquiry, from the other side of the Atlantic, to

scarcely one of which have I been able to make reply. I feel truly

sorry, for I would not seem to be wanting in courtesy to one of them.

These more distant inquiries have resulted rather from the publication of

“English Surnames” (issued by Messrs. Chatto and Windus, Piccadilly),

than the articles in _The Fireside_. And I would take this opportunity

of recommending such of my readers as have become interested in the

science of nomenclature, through a perusal of these elementary papers, to

study that work. I can do this the more readily as I have no pecuniary

interest in the sale thereof!

Not the least of the pleasures attending the writing of these papers has

been the opportunity it gave me of making personal acquaintance with the

Editor. I trust God will bless him in his most useful enterprise.

ST. MARY’S VICARAGE, ULVERSTON.

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CONTENTS.

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CHAPTER I.

INDIVIDUALIZATION AND LOCALIZATION 9

CHAPTER II.

THE DIVISIONS OF LONDON SURNAMES 24

CHAPTER III.

IMMIGRATION AND EMIGRATION 41

CHAPTER IV.

ROBIN HOOD AND THE LONDON DIRECTORY 55

CHAPTER V.

EARLY PET NAMES 68

CHAPTER VI.

THE BIBLE AND NOMENCLATURE 82

CHAPTER VII.

OFFICERSHIP 98

CHAPTER VIII.

THE EMPLOYMENTS OF OUR FOREFATHERS 114

CHAPTER IX.

NICKNAMES 132

CHAPTER X.

NICKNAMES (_continued_) 148

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CHAPTER I.

INDIVIDUALIZATION AND LOCALIZATION.

ALL proverbs are not necessarily true, but that which asserts that “every

man has his hobby” few will gainsay. Nothing in a house so well betrays

this hobby as the owner’s bookcase. It may be large, or it may be small,

but there the secret lies. One man’s hobby is angling, and his shelf

begins with quaint Isaac Walton, and ends with the _Field_ newspaper of

last week. Another has a liking for natural science, and his library is

a _vade mecum_ of its mysteries. A third—oftentimes a lady—loves ferns,

and her study is a little compendium of that curious literature that has

all but wholly sprung up within the present generation. Even the young

lady’s shelf of poems, or novels, or histories, betrays, if not the bent

of her mind, the bias of her education.

My hobby is Nomenclature, and my library betrays my weakness in—what

class of books, do you think?—directories! You would think I was a

postal official. I have London Directories, Provincial Town Directories,

and County Directories. I have even a Paris and a New York Directory.

But herein lies a strange truth. I find as much pleasure in perusing

these directories as any schoolgirl over her first and most sensational

novel. The grand finale of murders, suicides from third-storey windows,

and runaway weddings, all so thrillingly blended, cannot be half so

absorbing to her—not that I recommend her to read such things—as the last

chapter of the London Post Office Directory, from Y to Z, is to me. It

is the conclusion of one of the grandest and most highly wrought romances

ever put together by the ingenuity of man. Oftentimes in the evening I

take it down from my shelf, and I never feel tempted to skip the pages.

Nay, when I have at last got to Z, I can begin at A again with but

freshened interest; for the Directory will bear reading twice.

The London Directory, to every one who has the key that unlocks its

treasures, is at once an epitome of all antiquarian knowledge. In it I

can trace the lives of my countrymen backwards for many a century. In it

is furnished a full and detailed account of the habits and the customs of

my ancestry—the dress they wore, the food they ate, six hundred years

ago; though that it is not so far back as the Welshman’s pedigree, which

hung from his sitting-room ceiling to the floor, and half-way up had a

note to the effect that “about this time Adam was born.” No, I can but

pretend to go up some eighteen or twenty steps of the ladder of my family

nomenclature. Nevertheless, by one glance at your name I can tell

you—unless its spelling be hopelessly corrupted—whether the progenitor of

your race was Scotch, Irish, English, Norman, French, German, or even

Oriental. I can tell you what was his peculiar weakness, or his

particular vocation in life. I can declare the complexion of his hair;

whether he was long or short, straight or crooked, weak or strong. I can

whisper to you what his neighbours thought of him; whether they deemed

him generous or miserly, churlish or courteous. Yes, sometimes I must

tell you unpleasant truths about your great, great, great (_ad

infinitum_) grandfather. For the Directory is remarkably truthful; it

won’t spare anybody, high or low, rich or poor. I have heard people

telling of the greatness of their ancestral name, and the said name on

their visiting card was laughing at them all the time “behind its back.”

I have seen men dwelling in back slums contented with their sphere, and

yet ignorant of the fact that they bore a sobriquet which six centuries

ago would have brought them respect from the king on his throne down to

the humblest cottager in the land. Oh, the ups and downs of life, as

related in this big romance, put to paper by prosaic clerks, who never

smiled at the fun, nor dropped a tear at the distress, simply because

they lacked the manual that should explain its merriment and interpret

its pathos! Hieroglyphics, believe me, are not confined to Egyptian

obelisks or Oriental slabs.

But some reader, perchance, will say, “What do you mean? Is there

anything more in a surname than the individuality it gives to the present

bearer? In itself is it not purely accidental?” Of course it is

accidental. A fossil shell is accidental; but place it in the hand of a

geologist, and he will talk for five days upon it, barring the time he

will want for eating and sleeping. And a surname is a fossil—not

millions of years old, may be, like the shell; only six hundred—still a

fossil, and therefore stereotyping the state and condition of human life

at the period when it came into being. A surname not only gives

individuality to the present bearer, but is a distinct statement of some

condition or capacity enjoyed or endured by the first possessor. An

instance will prove this. Take the name of “Cruikshank.” There must

have been some particular ancestor so designated because he had a

“crooked leg.” That is a fact to start with. Do you want to know where

he lived, and when? Well, there is no great difficulty in the matter.

The very spelling “cruik,” and not “crook,” proves that he was a north

countryman. Is that all? No. The word “shank” shows that he received

this nickname before “leg” had come into ordinary use. _Leg_ is always

used for _shank_ now, yet it is first found in England about the year

1250. It is comparatively modern. Hence there is no surname that I know

of with “leg” as an ingredient. {12} In later days he would have been

called “Bow-leg.” Once more, nickname-surnames are scarcely ever found

to be _hereditary_ before the year 1200. Here then I glean four facts

about “Cruikshank”:—

(1) The first Mr. Cruikshank was bow-legged.

(2) He came from the borders of Scotland, or still more north.

(3) He lived previous to the year 1400.

(4) And not earlier than the year 1200.

I have taken this instance hap-hazard. I might have selected an exacter

illustration, but this will answer my purpose. It is possible my reader

will now say, “But there must be a good substructure of primary knowledge

laid before I can take up the London Directory, and pretend to be

immensely interested in it, and tell my friends what capital reading it

is.” Of course, every true pleasure must be bought, and study will

purchase infinitely higher delights than money can ever do. It is partly

that you may learn how to acquire that necessary elementary knowledge

that I am about to write these short chapters upon the London Directory.

Before I begin, let me say a few words about _personality_ and

_locality_. We should always begin at the beginning. The preacher never

starts at fourthly; soup by some mysterious law ever precedes fish.

Remember, the necessity for individuality has given us our Names. The

need of an address has originated our Directories.

(1) _Individualization_. The word _sur_name means an _added_

name—_i.e._, a sobriquet added to the personal or baptismal name. Why?

Because one was not sufficient to give individuality to the bearer. Adam

and Eve, and Seth, and Abel, and Joseph, and Moses, all were enough while

population was small; but manifestly such simplicity could not last. In

the wilderness there were, say, 2,500,000 Israelites. How could one

suffice there, especially if “Caleb” or “Joshua” had become so popular

that there were, say, 50 or 100 of each in the closely-packed community?

It was not enough: therefore we find a surname adopted, that is, an added

name. “Joshua, the son of Nun”—“Caleb, the son of Jephunneh”—are amongst

the world’s first surnames. In Directory language this is simply “Joshua

Nunson,” or “Caleb Jephunneh.” Simon Barjonas is nothing more than Simon

Johnson. Remember, however, these were not _hereditary_. They died with

their owner, and the child, if there was one, got a surname of his own.

Surnames did not become hereditary in Europe even till the beginning of

the twelfth century, and among the lower classes not till the fourteenth

and fifteenth centuries.

Imagine London with, say, 3,000,000 souls, each possessing but one name.

Picture to yourself to-morrow’s post bringing 1000 letters to “Mr. John,”

or “John, Esquire.” We can’t conceive it. No, a surname became an

imperative necessity when population increased, when men herded together,

and communities began to be formed. It is curious to note that some of

these surnames have become so common that they have failed of their

object, and ceased to give individuality. There are 270,000 “Smiths” in

England and Wales, and as many “Joneses.” They would together form a

town as large as Manchester, or separately as big as Leeds. William

Smith scarcely individualizes the bearer now; so he either gets three

names or four names at the font, or his identity is eked out by a

remarkable single name, perchance “Plantagenet,” or “Kerenhappuck,” or

“Napoleon,” or “Sidney.” The worst of it is that “Sidney” was so

greedily fixed upon after it became famous that there are now hundreds of

“Sidney Smiths,” and thus it has ceased to give proper individuality. It

is the same with “John Jones.” The Registrar-General says that if “John

Jones” were called out at a market in Wales, either everybody would come,

or nobody: either everybody, thinking that you meant each, or nobody,

because you had not added some description which should distinguish the

particular John Jones you wanted. I remember at college two John Joneses

went in for examination for the “little go.” Both belonged to the same

college; one passed, the other did not. The one who got first to the

schools bore away his certificate in triumph. The one who came last

always declared that his _confrère_ had robbed him of his “testamur,” and

I have no doubt will die assured of the same! I believe a day will come

when, either by compulsory enactment or by voluntary arrangement, there

will be a redistribution of surnames in Wales; the sooner the better.

(2) _Localization_. So much for the personality; now for locality. It

is one thing to know the name of the man you want; it is another thing to

know where you can find him. In a word, where does he live? “Go into

the street which is called Straight, and enquire in the house of Judas

for one called Saul, of Tarsus,” says the Divine Book. This would not be

enough in the nineteenth century. There are streets a mile long now.

There are restaurants above the shops, and offices above the restaurants,

and the old woman who cleans the building above them all. How is Mrs.

Betsy Pipps to be found of her friends? Yet a letter from her daughter

in the country about the cows and the turnips has as much right to find

its way to that top room in the murky city as a posted document about

Turkey and Russia to Lord Derby in that big place a little further on.

One of the greatest transformations the streets of London ever saw was

when the signboards were taken down. These were at first adopted purely

to localize the inhabitant of the house pendent from whose wall the

signboard swung. Until the reign of Queen Anne, the streets could

scarcely be seen further than a few yards because of these innumerable

obstructions. They darkened the streets, obscured the view, and

threatened the very lives of the horsemen who rode along. The personal

discomfort to wayfarers was great, for not only did the rain drip

unpleasantly from them, but the wooden spouts, which frequently shot

forward from the roof in order that the signboard might swing from them,

poured their little cataracts upon the devoted heads of the passers-by.

This infliction was patiently endured for several centuries; but the

British ratepayer at last made his voice heard, as in the end he always

does. This time, too, he had right on his side, as he invariably thinks

he has, and an alteration took place. The ruling powers ordered the

obnoxious signs to be placed flat against the walls. The idea of

removing them entirely was reserved for a more brilliant intellect a few

years later on. I have not yet seen the printed regulation for the

metropolis, but no doubt the Manchester document was but a copy of it.

The declaration issued for that town runs as follows: “With the

approbation and concurrence of the magistrates, we, the borough reeve and

constables, request the shopkeepers and innholders of this town, who have

not already taken down their signs, to do the same as soon as possible,

and place them against the walls of their houses, as they have been long

and justly complained of as nuisances. They obstruct the free passage of

the air, annoy the passengers in wet weather, darken the streets,

etc.,—all which inconvenience will be prevented by a compliance with our

request, and be manifestly productive both of elegance and utility.”

Of the utility there could be no doubt. In wet weather, as already

hinted, everybody who had a coat collar had to turn it up to prevent each

swinging sign from dripping the rain-water down the back of the neck.

Umbrellas were still rare, costly, and curious luxuries. In a word, the

swinging sign was voted an intolerable nuisance, was found guilty, and

condemned—not to the gallows, of course, for the charge against it was

that it had been hanging there to the public detriment all its days—but

to oblivion. I daresay London had made away with many of its cumbersome

signboards many years before the provincial towns. It is curious to note

that in a hundred different nooks and corners of old London there still

linger some of the tradesmen’s signs, either flattened against the wall,

or carved upon the now crumbling stonework.

There are endless allusions to the signs of old London in the comic or

semi-comic rhymes of the period. Thomas Heywood, early in the

seventeenth century, says:—

“The gintry to the _King’s Head_,

The nobles to the _Crown_,

The knights unto the _Golden Fleece_,

And to the _Plough_ the clowne.

The Churchman to the _Mitre_,

The shepherd to the _Star_,

The gardener hies him to the _Rose_,

To the _Drum_ the man of war.”

There is a capital collection of these names in a ballad of the

Restoration, which is far too long to quote in full, but of which the

following is a specimen:—

“Through the Royal Exchange as I walked,

Where gallants in sattin doe shine,

At midst of the day they parted away,

To seaverall places to dine.

The ladyes will dine at the _Feathers_,

The _Globe_ no captaine will scorne,

The huntsman will goe to the _Greyhound_ below,

And some will hie to the _Horne_.

The farriers will to the _Horse_,

The blacksmith unto the _Locke_,

The butchers unto the _Bull_ will goe,

And the carmen to Bridewell _Clocke_.

The pewterers to the _Quarte Pot_,

The coopers will dine at the _Hoope_,

The coblers to the _Last_ will goe,

And the bargemen to the _Sloope_.

The goldsmith will to the _Three Cups_,

For money they hold it as drosse;

Your Puritan to the _Pewter-canne_,

And your Papists to the _Crosse_.

Thus every man in his humour,

That comes from the northe or the southe;

But he that has no money in his purse

May dine at the signe of the _Mouth_.”

Again, Pasquin, in his “Night-cap,” says:—

“First there is Maister Peter at the _Bell_,

A linen draper, and a wealthy man;

Then Maister Thomas that doth stockings sell,

And George the grocer at the _Frying Pan_.

And Maister Miles the mercer at the _Harrow_,

And Maister Mike the silkman at the _Plow_,

And Maister Nicke the Salter at the _Sparrow_,

And Maister Dicke the vintner at the _Cow_.”

Another jingling rhyme began:—

“I’m amused at the signs

As I pass through the town,

To see the odd mixture,—

A ‘Magpie and Crown,’

The ‘Whale and the Crow,’

The ‘Razor and Hen,’

The ‘Leg and Seven Stars,’

The ‘Scissors and Pen,’

The ‘Axe and the Bottle,’

The ‘Tun and the Lute,’

The ‘Eagle and Child,’

The ‘Shovel and Boot.’”

These double signs were very common, and are easily explained.

Now-a-days a man who has taken the goodwill of a well-established shop

paints over the door “Snooks, late Jopson, Chemist.” The apprentice in

old days added his own badge to that of his late master, and the

signboard displayed perhaps the “Mermaid and Gridiron,” or the “Leg and

Crow,” the old sign being linked to the new.

The reader may think I have dwelt somewhat long upon this matter; but I

am writing about localization, and these signboards in their day were the

only means of identifying the London tradesman. Names and numbers were

practically useless. How small a proportion of the London population

could read even two hundred years ago! Mr. Baxter might have “Baxter” in

the largest gilt characters over his front; he might further add that he

made and sold that newly-discovered luxury tobacco on the counter

within,—but how many of the passers-by would be any the wiser! But if he

had a large swinging board at the end of a pole, facing the wayfarers,

with a huge Turk’s head with a pipe in its mouth, there was none but

could tell his occupation. Sometimes the real article was exhibited.

The hosier would dangle a pair of stockings from his pole. Thus it was

that every shopkeeper was known by his sign. The housewife would send

little Tom to the “Cock,” or the “Three Cranes,” or the “Ark,” or the

“Hand-in-hand” for her little domestic wants, where now she would bid him

run to “Tomkins’,” or “Sawyer’s,” or “Robinson’s.” In course of time the

sign did not always harmonize with the articles sold within, but it was

quite enough for the neighbours dwelling around. What an array of

creaking posts and grotesque frames must there not have been along the

leading thoroughfares, such as Cheapside, and old London Bridge! and

leaving out the question of discomfort, and the perils of a broken head

if you drove on a coach, what a picturesque scene it must have been!

I dare not say what a large proportion of names in the London Directory

that look like nicknames must be set down as the result of this

old-fashioned custom. The fourteenth century saw London streets looking

as if hung with bannerets, so crowded were they with signs. That was a

period when half of the lower middle class were still without an

hereditary surname. The consequence is, we find such entries as “Hugh

atte Cokke,” or “Thomas atte Ram,” or “Thomas del Hat,” or “Margery de

Styrop.” The reader must see at a glance that we have here the

origination of half our “Cocks” and “Coxes,” “Rams,” “Roebucks,” “Tubbs,”

“Bells,” “Crows.” There are three “Hatts” to forty-one “Heads,” three

“Pates” and two “Crowns” in the London Directory, not to mention three

“Harrows,” two “Plows,” four “Boots,” and ten “Pattens.” All these, and

a hundred other names that appear difficult of origination, are easily

explained when we recall this faded custom of a few centuries ago.

The plan of having numbered doors came into use but very recently. The

signboards were disused in many parts of London before numerals were

instituted. The addresses on letters appeared very strange as a

consequence.

John Byrom, the great epigrammatist, writing to his wife from Cambridge

in 1727, addresses his letter to “Mistress Eliz. Byrom, near the old

Church, in Manchester.” That was the ordinary method, to choose some big

well-known building, and state your friends’ position to it by the

compass. The first Directory ever published, of any pretensions, was

Kent’s, in 1736. “The Directory,” it is called, “sold by Henry Kent, in

Finch Lane, near the Royal Exchange.” It contains about 1200 names, all

the tradesmen and merchants of London. There are such entries as “Samuel

Wilson, hardwareman, in Cannon Street, the corner of Crooked Lane,” or

“John Bradshaw, opposite the Monument, at a barber’s.”

Manifestly this could not go on. In the edition for 1770 occurs the

following: “The Directory . . . with the numbers as they are affixed to

their houses, agreeable to the late Acts of Parliament.” The Legislature

had had to take the matter into hand. London was getting far too big for

indistinct addresses such as these. The first street in the metropolis

to possess numbered doors was New Burlington Street. This was

accomplished in June 1764. Other important throughfares followed suit,

and before ten years had gone by, we find the Directory particularizing

as follows: “John Trelawney, haberdasher, No. 22, Nightingale Lane,” or

“Hamnett Townley, hop merchant, No. 69, Great Tower Street.”

Occasionally a “Vincent Trehearn, hatmaker, behind St. Thomas’s,” comes,

but rarely; and by-and-by such entries disappear altogether. Manchester

began the same practice in 1772, at the request of the borough reeve and

constable, and was the second town in the kingdom to adopt the practice.

It was reserved for the year 1877 to put a climax, I think, to ingenuity

of this kind. In Manchester, probably in London also, there are

lamp-post Directories. You cannot always have a Directory at your elbow.

Even this difficulty is remedied by the lamp-post Directory. The names

of all shopkeepers in that particular street wherein the lamp-post stands

are printed alphabetically on a circular tablet, which revolves round the

post. You turn it round till you find the name you want.

What ingenious creatures we are! Well might our great poet say, “What a

piece of work is man! how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties!”

Well might one greater than William Shakespear declare, “Thou hast made

him a little lower than the angels”! The ingenuity of man has created

the surprises of history.

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