"WINE IS A MOCKER."
Theodore, or "Mallery," which was the name grown most familiar to him,
was rushing down town belated and in haste. The business which had
called him out had taken longer than the time which had been assigned to
it, and in consequence the next appointment was likely to suffer. At the
corner he paused and considered. "Let me see--if I go down this block,
and up the track to the next corner, I shall save--one, two, three, four
blocks. Yes, it will pay; I'll do it." On he went, struck the track
presently, and moved rapidly along the iron walk. An unusual sight
suddenly presented itself to his eyes, that of a carriage and two
powerful horses coming around the curve, and making a carriage drive of
the railway track. It took but a moment of time to discover three
things, viz: that it was the Hastings' carriage, that the coachman was
beyond a doubt too much intoxicated to know what he was about, and that
the Buffalo Express was due at the distant depot in just two minutes,
and must pass over the very track on which that carriage was trundling
along. The perspiration came and stood in beads on the young man's pale
face; but there was time for no other show of emotion--he must think and
work rapidly if at all. "Could he possibly get those horses across to
the other track in time?" No, for there was a perfect network of tracks
just here, no place for a carriage at all, and a puffing engine directly
ahead, liable to start at any instant, and ready to frighten the horses,
who would probably rear, plunge, back, do _anything_ but what he wished
of them. There was a wretched gully on this side and a fence, but the
fence was low, and the gully wide enough to receive the carriage if it
could be forced down the embankment. During this planning Mallery was
running with all speed toward the carriage, and then the depot bell
began to ring, and the roar and puff of the coming train could be
distinctly heard. The horses began to plunge, and make ready to break
into a fierce run right into the jaws of the coming monster, when a firm
hand grasped their bridles. Jonas had just sense enough left to try to
resist this proceeding, and Mallery saw, with a throb of thankfulness,
the whip drop from his unsteady hand, thus preventing the horses from
being lashed into greater fury; then he applied all the strength of his
arms and his knowledge of horses to the dangerous experiment of backing
them down into the gully. They snorted and plunged, and were bent on
going forward, and were steadily, and as it seemed with super-human
strength, forced backward; and as the carriage crashed down the hill the
very rearing of the horses drew Theodore's feet from the outer rail, and
the train came thundering by. And now the affrighted horses seemed more
than ever bent on rushing forward to destruction, while the long train
shot onward. Mallery, while he battled with them, became conscious that
from the raised window of the carriage a young face, deathly in pallor,
was bent forward watching the conflict, and he renewed the determination
to save that life thus resting, so far as human help was concerned, in
his hands. Jonas had dropped the reins, and sat aghast, and sobered with
terror. Now the long train had vanished, the puffing engine on the other
track had gathered up its forces and followed after, and Theodore, by a
dint of coaxing, soothing and commanding the terror-stricken animals,
had succeeded in subduing them in part, and guiding the carriage up the
bank and quite across the network of tracks; then gathering the reins
in his hand he came to the carriage window and spoke, using in his
excitement the name familiar to him in the days when she had given him
his first lessons in writing.
"There is no cause for further alarm, Dora. I will see that you reach
home in safety."
Not one word to him did Dora utter; but she clasped her trembling hands,
and said with white lips:
"Thank God."
And the young man added reverently and meaningly: "Amen."
Then he sprang to the driver's seat, and uttered two short firm words to
the cowed and sober driver.
"Get down!"
Never was a command more promptly obeyed. There were five minutes yet
before the next train would be due, time enough to make his way
carefully along the uncertain road built only for iron horses; but the
peril had been too recent for the young man not to make eager haste, nor
did he draw a long full breath of relief until the last hated rail had
been crossed and the corner turned on the broad smooth avenue. It was a
nervous sort of a drive even then, for the horses had a torrent of
pent-up strength, and had not so entirely recovered from their terror
but that they were listening to every sound, looking right and left for
suspicious objects, and apparently on the _qui vive_ for an excuse for
running away. How Theodore blessed Rick, and the livery stable, and the
man who fifty years before had taken for his motto: "Learn everything
you possibly can about everything that can be learned," as with skillful
hand he guided the fidgety span carefully and safely through the maze of
cart and carriage and omnibus wheels that lined the streets. And even
then and there he laughed a half-nervous, half-amused laugh, as he
passed the Euclid House, and saw one of the waiters looking out at him
from a dining-room window; at the thought that that first burning
ambition of his life was at last gratified, and he was actually
occupying the coveted position of driver for the Hastings' carriage. The
contrasts which his life presented again struck him oddly, a few moments
after, when Mr. Hall, waiting to cross the street, recognized and
touched his hat to him, with a wondering, curious glance. Mr. Hall was
an elder in their church and superintendent of their Sabbath-school, and
Theodore had himself cashed a draft for him in Mr. Stephens' private
office not two hours before. He laughed a little now at the thought of
Mr. Hall's bewilderment over his sudden change of business; and then
presently laughed again at the thought that there should be anything
incongruous in his, Tode Mall that was, turning coachman. At last the
carriage turned into the beautiful elm-lined carriage drive that led to
the Hastings' mansion, and drew up presently with a skillful flourish at
the side door. The same John for whom Theodore used occasionally to run
of errands for two cents a trip came forward, and stared furiously as
the young man threw him the reins and opened the carriage door.
Dora's composure had lost itself in a fit of trembling, and her teeth
chattered so that she could not speak as he led her up the broad flight
of steps. They were all in the hall--Mr. Hastings, hat in hand, just
departing for the stables; Mrs. Hastings, in a state of transit from
dining-room to drawing-room; and Pliny lounging on a sofa, his head done
up in wet bandages. He sprang to his feet, however, when Theodore
advanced still supporting his companion, and questioned eagerly:
"What the dickens is to pay?"
That gentleman chose to make things more comfortable before he answered.
He unceremoniously appropriated sofa and cushions for the almost
fainting girl, and said, peremptorily:
"Bring a glass of water. Mr. Hastings, that fan if you please. Don't be
alarmed, Mrs. Hastings, she will be all right in a few moments."
Then there was no resisting the storm of questions that followed, and he
told the story as briefly as possible, only trying to impress one
thought, that liquor was at the bottom of what had so nearly been a
tragedy. Dora revived sufficiently to impress the fact that but for
_him_ she would not have been there to speak; and Mr. Hastings, in his
excitement and exasperation against poor Jonas, whose quarter paid for
the liquor which had almost brought death into their home, and would
help to swell Mr. Hastings' own cash account on this Saturday evening,
recognized in this deliverer of his child poor, ignorant, degraded Tode
Mall, and forgot the lapse of time and possible changes of position, and
seeking to do him honor, and do a safe thing for his family at the same
time, spoke hurriedly:
"Where is that villain of a coachman? I'll discharge him this very hour.
You must be a good driver, Tode, or you never could have got here alive
with _those_ horses after such a time. Don't you want the position of
coachman?"
"Papa," said Dora, sitting erect, and with scarlet cheeks, "Mr. Mallery
is Mr. S. S. Stephens' confidential clerk!"
Then the great man turned and looked on his ex-waiter at the Euclid
House--the erect, well-built, well-dressed young man, standing hat in
hand, with a curious blending of dignity and amusement on his face, and
actually stammered, and muttered something about "not noticing, not
thinking, not meaning, and everlasting obligations," in the midst of
which the ex-coachman glanced at his watch, noticed the lateness of the
hour in some dismay, signaled from the window a passing car, and
hurriedly made his escape.
This lengthy and unexpected interruption made a grievous tangle in his
day's work. Arrived at the store he flew about in eager haste, and then
rushed with more than usual speed to the bank. Just five minutes too
late; the last shutter was being closed as he reached the steps. "The
first failure!" he said to himself in a disappointed tone. "But it can
hardly be said to be my fault this time." His next engagement was an
appointment to dine with Mr. Stephens at four o'clock, and with that,
too, he was a little behind time.
"Well, sir," said Mr. Stephens, meeting him in the hall, "as sure as I'm
alive you are five minutes behind time! I begin to be encouraged. It
seems that you _are_ a compound of flesh and blood after all."
Theodore smiled faintly; his peril was too recent for him to have
regained his usual demeanor.
"Here is your mail," he said, passing over a handful of letters and
papers. "By being ten minutes late I was enabled to get the latest news,
and I see there is a Lyons letter among them."
"Ah," said Mr. Stephens, "that is fortunate for Lyons. Suppose we step
into the library, Mallery, and see what they say for themselves."
So the two passed into the business room and ran over the contents of
the letter in question, as well as several others, conversing together
in a manner which showed that the younger man had a marked knowledge of
the other's business affairs, and that his opinions were listened to as
if they carried weight with them.
"But the mail was not what detained me," said Theodore, presently. "And
Mr. Stephens, I was too late for the bank."
"Well, it will do to-morrow, will it not?" queried the elder gentleman,
composedly.
"Oh yes, sir, it will _do_; but then you know it is not the way in which
we do business."
Mr. Stephens laughed.
"I used to consider myself the most prompt and particular man living,"
he said, gaily; "but I believe you are going to make one several notches
above me. I am really curious to know what has thrown you out of your
orbit this afternoon."
Theodore's face flushed.
"I have been permitted to prevent a murder this afternoon, even after a
father had furnished the weapons for his daughter's destruction," he
said, speaking sharply. He was very savage on that question of
intemperance.
"Horrible!" said Mr. Stephens, looking aghast. "Mallery, what _do_ you
mean?"
And then followed a recital of the afternoon's adventures. Had Theodore
Mallery been the hero of a first-class novel he would have remained
modestly and obstinately silent about a matter in which he had taken so
prominent a part, but being very like a flesh and blood young man, it
did not occur to him to hesitate or stammer--in fact he thought he had
succeeded in doing a good brave deed, and he was very glad and thankful.
Presently they left the library and went toward the parlor.
"Do you know I have another guest to-day?" asked Mr. Stephens, as they
went down the hall together. "A Mr. Ryan, a lawyer. I think you are not
acquainted with him."
"Ryan!" said Theodore, looking puzzled and racking his memory. "The name
sounds familiar, but--oh!" and then he laughed, "Edgar Ryan?"
"The same. Do you know him?"
"Why, yes, sir. I used to know him very well; served him every day at
the Euclid House."
"Did you indeed! Well, I know very little about him, save that his
father was a good friend to me once."
When Mr. Stephens presented his confidential clerk to Mr. Ryan there was
a start, a look of bewilderment and confused recollection, accompanied
by a sudden roguish twinkle of recognition, and then the polished lawyer
became oblivious to the existence of "Tode Mall," and "Habakkuk," and
"bottles," and greeted "Mr. Mallery" in a manner that became a guest of
Mr. Stephens, toward Mr. Stephens' honored clerk. Then they all went out
to dinner. And the dinner progressed finely until the coffee and dessert
were served, and Mr. Stephens had dismissed the waiters and prepared for
a half-way business talk; then suddenly his clerk gave a quick nervous
push from him of the plate on which quivered a tiny mound of jelly, its
symmetry destroyed by just one mouthful, and the crimson blood rolled to
his very forehead. His confusion was too apparent and continued to admit
of being overlooked, and Mr. Stephens asked, with a mixture of curiosity
and anxiety:
"What is the trouble, Mallery?"
"Mr. Stephens," said Theodore, earnestly with just a little tremble of
pain in his voice, "you have made me disregard for the first time in my
life the only prayer that my mother ever prayed for me."
Mr. Stephens, who knew the story of his life, looked bewildered and
troubled, and said gently; "I don't understand, Theodore;" while Mr.
Ryan's eyes had the roguish twinkle in them again, because he did
understand.
Theodore silently inclined his head toward the rejected plate.
"Oh," said Mr. Stephens, looking relieved, "do you object to the wine
jelly? Why, my dear boy, isn't that almost straining a point? I don't
understand the art of interfering with cookery."
"This is an excellent opportunity for me," began Mr. Ryan. "I've been
wishing enlightenment for a long time on an abstruse question connected
with the temperance theory. Mr. Mallery, you are a stanch upholder of
the cause, I believe. May I question you?"
Theodore had regained his composure, and was quietly sipping his coffee.
"You may, sir, certainly," he said, playfully. "I believe nothing is
easier than to ask questions. Whether I can answer them or not is, of
course, another matter."
Mr. Ryan laughed.
"But you used to be, or that is--well, something leads me to think that
you are one of the Bible temperance men. Are you not?"
Theodore fixed a pair of full, earnest, unashamed eyes on the
questioner's face before he said:
"Yes, sir, I entirely agree with Habakkuk on that subject to-day as in
the past."
"Well then," said Mr. Ryan, dashing into the subject, "I'm in need of
enlightenment. Isn't there a story in the Bible about a certain wedding,
at which our Savior countenanced the use of wine not only by his
presence, but by actually furnishing the wine itself by his own
miraculous power?"
"There _is_ such a story," said Theodore, continuing to quietly sip his
coffee.
"Well, how do you account for it?"
"I suppose, sir, you know how great and good men account for it?"
questioned Theodore.
"Oh yes, I know the story by heart, about two kinds of wine--one
intoxicating, the other _not_, and that this wine at the marriage feast
was of the non-intoxicating sort; but that at best is only supposition,
not argument. I have as good a right to suppose it _was_ intoxicating as
you have to suppose it was not."
"Have you?" said Theodore, with elevated eyebrows. "In that we should
differ."
"Then that is the very point upon which I need enlightenment," answered
Mr. Ryan, with a good-humored laugh. "Won't you please proceed?"
"I presume you grant, sir, that it is not superstition but _certainty_
that there _were_ two kinds of wine in those days," said Theodore.
"Oh yes. I'll accept that as fact."
"Well, then, as I am not a Greek nor Hebrew scholar, and I understand
that you are, I will simply remind you of the very satisfactory and
generally accepted statements of learned men concerning the two words
used in those languages to express two distinct kinds of liquid, which
words were not, I am told, used interchangeably. Then I should like to
pass at once to simpler, and, for unlearned people like myself, more
practical arguments. Do you lawyers allow your authors to interpret
themselves, sir?"
"Certainly."
"Which is precisely what we do with the Bible. In a sense, the same
Jesus who made wine of water at the marriage feast, is the author of the
Bible, and if he is divine there must be no discrepancy in its pages.
Now I find that this same Bible says, 'Wine is a mocker,' 'Look not
upon the wine when it is red,' 'Woe to him that giveth his neighbor
drink,' and a long array of similar and more emphatic expressions. Now
how am I to avoid thinking either that Jesus of Nazareth was a mere man,
and a very inconsistent one at that, or else that the wine at the
marriage supper was _not_ the wine with which we are acquainted, and
which we will not use at all until 'it giveth its color in the cup and
moveth itself aright?'"
Mr. Ryan laughed still good-humoredly, and said:
"Have you committed to memory the entire Bible as well as Habakkuk,
Mallery? But I can quote Scripture, too. Doesn't your Bible read, 'Give
wine to those that be of heavy hearts?'"
"Yes, sir; and, according to our translation, the same article is used
as a symbol of God's wrath: 'For thus saith the Lord God of Israel, Take
the wine cup of this fury at my hand.' Does that look probable or
reasonable? It talks, moreover, about 'wine that maketh glad the heart
of man,' and I leave it to your judgment whether we know anything about
any such wine as that?"
"But, Mallery," interposed Mr. Stephens, "I want to question you now
myself. I am a genuine temperance man I have always supposed. I accord
with everything that you have said on the subject, and still I don't
believe I see the connection between wine drinking and using the article
as a condiment, or in my cakes and jellies."
"Well, sir," said Theodore, turning toward him brightly, "the same Bible
reads: 'If meat maketh my brother to offend, I will eat no more meat
while the world stands;' and if we are to interpret the Bible according
to its spirit, why doesn't it read with equal plainness; 'If wine maketh
my brother to offend--'"
"But you surely do not think that an appetite for wine drinking can be
cultivated from an innocent jelly?"
Theodore looked in grave surprise at his questioner as he said:
"That remark proves, sir, that you were not brought up in the atmosphere
which surrounded my younger days, and also that you were never one of
the waiters at the Euclid House; but that it takes much less than that
to cultivate, or worse, to arouse an already cultivated appetite, I
believe all trustworthy statements that have ever been made on the
subject will bear me witness. Mr. Ryan, if you were a reformed drunkard,
seated at this table, would you dare to eat that wine jelly?"
Mr. Ryan spoke dryly, laconically, but distinctly:
"No."
Theodore turned to Mr. Stephens again.
"'And the second is like unto it,'" he said, speaking low and gently.
"'Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.'"
"But my neighbor isn't here," answered Mr. Stephens, playfully. "At
least not the reformed drunkard of whom you speak; if he were I would be
careful."
"But if you meet him on the street to-night," answered Theodore, in the
same manner, "don't, I beg of you, say anything to him about his evil
habits, because he may ask you if you neither touch, taste nor handle
the accursed stuff; and while you are trying to stammer out some excuse
for your condiments, he might suggest to you that you use the poison in
your way and he uses it in his, and there is many a brain that can not
see the difference between the two; in which case it seems to me to
become the old story, 'If meat maketh my brother to offend.'"
Mr. Stephens laughed.
"He ought to have been a lawyer instead of a merchant. Don't you think
so, Ryan?" he asked, glancing admiringly at the flushed young face.
"I told him so several years ago," said Mr. Ryan.
Theodore was roused and excited; he could not let the subject drop.
"I can conceive of another reason why a good man should not harbor such
serpents in disguise," he said, in the pleasant, half-playful tone which
the conversation had latterly assumed.
"Let us have it by all means," answered Mr. Stephens. "I am
court-martialed, I perceive and may as well have all the shots at once."
"Why, sir, what possible right can you have to beguile an innocent youth
like myself to your table, and tempt his unsuspecting ignorance with a
quivering bit of jelly which, had he known its ingredients, such are his
principles and his resolves, and I may add such is his horror of the
fiend, that he would almost rather have had his tongue plucked out by
the roots than to have touched it?"
The sentence, began playfully, was finished in terrible earnestness,
with trembling voice and quivering lip. There was no concealing the fact
that this subject in all its details was a solemn one to him. Mr.
Stephens watched for a moment the flushed earnest face. This man without
wife or children, without home other than his wealth and his housekeeper
furnished him, was fast taking his confidential clerk into his inner
heart. He looked at him a moment, then glanced down at the table. Mr.
Ryan's dish of jelly and his own still remained untouched. He spoke
impulsively:
"Ryan, are you partial to that ill-fated dish beside you?"
"Not at all," answered that gentleman, laughingly. "I have conceived
quite a horror for the quivering, suspicious-looking lump."
Then Mr. Stephens' hand was on the bell.
"Thompson," he said to the servant who answered his summons, "you may
remove the jellies." And the brisk waiter looked startled and confused
as he proceeded to obey the order.
"They are all right," explained Mr. Stephens, kindly, "only we have
decided to dispense with them." And as the door closed upon the
retreating servant the host added, turning to Theodore:
"I will dispense with them as regards my table from this time forth.
This is my concession to your beloved cause."
Such a bright glad look of thanks and admiration and love as his young
clerk bestowed upon him in answer to this Mr. Stephens never forgot.