Several persons were named, and for that reason not agreed to. At

length one mentioned me, with the observation that I was merely an

honest man and of no sect at all, which prevailed with them to choose

me. The enthusiasm which existed when the house was built had long

since abated, and its trustees had not been able to procure fresh

contributions for paying the ground rent and discharging some other

debts the building had occasioned, which embarrassed them greatly.

Being now a member of both sets of trustees, that for the building and

that for the academy, I had a good opportunity of negotiating with

both, and brought them finally to an agreement, by which the trustees

for the building were to cede it to those of the academy, the latter

undertaking to discharge the debt, to keep forever open in the

building a large hall for occasional preachers, according to the

original intention, and maintain a free school for the instruction of

poor children. Writings were accordingly drawn, and on paying the

debts the trustees of the academy were put in possession of the

premises; and by dividing the great and lofty hall into stories, and

different rooms above and below for the several schools, and

purchasing some additional ground, the whole was soon made fit for our

purpose, and the scholars removed into the building. The care and

trouble of agreeing with the workmen, purchasing materials, and

superintending the work, fell upon me; and I went through it the more

cheerfully as it did not then interfere with my private business,

having the year before taken a very able, industrious, and honest

partner, Mr. David Hall, with whose character I was well acquainted,

as he had worked for me four years. He took off my hands all care of

the printing office, paying me punctually my share of the profits.

This partnership continued eighteen years, successfully for us both.

The trustees of the academy after a while were incorporated by a charter

from the government; their funds were increased by contributions in

Britain and grants of land from the proprietaries, to which the Assembly

has since made considerable addition; and thus was established the

present University of Philadelphia. I have been continued one of its

trustees from the beginning, now near forty years, and have had the very

great pleasure of seeing a number of the youth who have received their

education in it distinguished by their improved abilities, serviceable

in public stations, and ornaments to their country.

When I disengaged myself as above mentioned from private business, I

flattered myself that, by the sufficient though moderate fortune I had

acquired, I had secured leisure during the rest of my life for

philosophical studies and amusements. I purchased all Dr. Spence's

apparatus, who had come from England to lecture here, and I proceeded

in my electrical experiments with great alacrity. But the public, now

considering me as a man of leisure, laid hold of me for their

purposes, every part of our civil government, and almost at the same

time, imposing some duty upon me. The governor put me into the

commission of the peace, the corporation of the city chose me of the

common council and soon after an alderman, and the citizens at large

chose me a burgess[140] to represent them in Assembly. This latter

station was the more agreeable to me, as I was at length tired with

sitting there to hear debates in which, as clerk, I could take no

part, and which were often so unentertaining that I was induced to

amuse myself with making magic squares[141] or circles, or anything to

avoid weariness; and I conceived my becoming a member would enlarge my

power of doing good. I would not, however, insinuate that my ambition

was not flattered by all these promotions. It certainly was, for,

considering my low beginning, they were great things to me, and they

were still more pleasing as being so many spontaneous testimonies of

the public good opinion, and by me entirely unsolicited.

The office of justice of the peace I tried a little by attending a few

courts and sitting on the bench to hear causes; but finding that more

knowledge of the common law than I possessed was necessary to act in

that station with credit, I gradually withdrew from it, excusing

myself by my being obliged to attend the higher duties of a legislator

in the Assembly. My election to this trust was repeated every year for

ten years without my ever asking any elector for his vote, or

signifying, either directly or indirectly, any desire of being chosen.

On taking my seat in the House my son was appointed their clerk.

The year following, a treaty being to be held with the Indians at

Carlisle, the governor sent a message to the House, proposing that

they should nominate some of their members, to be joined with some

members of council, as commissioners for that purpose. The House named

the speaker (Mr. Norris) and myself; and, being commissioned, we went

to Carlisle and met the Indians accordingly.

As those people are extremely apt to get drunk, and when so are very

quarrelsome and disorderly, we strictly forbade the selling any liquor

to them; and when they complained of this restriction, we told them

that if they would continue sober during the treaty, we would give

them plenty of rum when business was over. They promised this, and

they kept their promise, because they could get no liquor, and the

treaty was conducted very orderly, and concluded to mutual

satisfaction. They then claimed and received the rum.

This was in the afternoon; they were near one hundred men, women, and

children, and were lodged in temporary cabins, built in the form of a

square, just without the town. In the evening, hearing a great noise

among them, the commissioners walked out to see what was the matter.

We found they had made a great bonfire in the middle of the square.

They were all drunk, men and women, quarreling and fighting. Their

dark colored bodies, half naked, seen only by the gloomy light of the

bonfire, running after and beating one another with firebrands,

accompanied by their horrid yellings, formed a scene the most

resembling our ideas of hell that could well be imagined, There was no

appeasing the tumult, and we retired to our lodging. At midnight a

number of them came thundering to our door, demanding more rum, of

which we took no notice.

The next day, sensible they had misbehaved in giving us that

disturbance, they sent three of their old counselors to make their

apology. The orator acknowledged the fault, but laid it upon the rum;

and then endeavored to excuse the rum by saying: "The Great Spirit,

who made all things, made everything for some use, and whatever use he

designed anything for, that use it should always be put to. Now when

he made rum he said, 'Let this be for the Indians to get drunk with,'

and it must be so." And, indeed, if it be the design of Providence to

extirpate these savages in order to make room for cultivators of the

earth, it seems not improbable that rum may be the appointed means. It

has already annihilated all the tribes who formerly inhabited the

seacoast.

In 1751 Dr. Thomas Bond, a particular friend of mine, conceived the idea

of establishing a hospital in Philadelphia (a very beneficent design

which has been ascribed to me but was originally his) for the reception

and cure of poor sick persons, whether inhabitants of the province or

strangers. He was zealous and active in endeavoring to procure

subscriptions for it, but the proposal being a novelty in America, and

at first not well understood, he met with but small success.

At length he came to me with the compliment that he found there was no

such thing as carrying a public-spirited project through without my

being concerned in it. "For," says he, "I am often asked by those to

whom I propose subscribing, 'Have you consulted Franklin upon this

business? And what does he think of it?' And when I tell them that I

have not (supposing it rather out of your line), they do not

subscribe, but say they will consider of it." I inquired into the

nature and probable utility of his scheme, and receiving from him a

very satisfactory explanation, I not only subscribed to it myself, but

engaged heartily in the design of procuring subscriptions from others.

Previously, however, to the solicitation, I endeavored to prepare the

minds of the people by writing on the subject in the newspapers, which

was my usual custom in such cases, but which he had omitted.

The subscriptions afterward were more free and generous; but,

beginning to flag, I saw they would be insufficient without some

assistance from the Assembly, and therefore proposed to petition for

it, which was done. The country members did not at first relish the

project. They objected that it could only be serviceable to the city,

and therefore the citizens alone should be at the expense of it; and

they doubted whether the citizens themselves generally approved of it.

My allegation on the contrary, that it met with such approbation as to

leave no doubt of our being able to raise two thousand pounds by

voluntary donations, they considered as a most extravagant supposition

and utterly impossible.

On this I formed my plan; and, asking leave to bring in a bill[142]

for incorporating the contributors according to the prayer of their

petition, and granting them a blank sum of money, which leave was

obtained chiefly on the consideration that the House could throw the

bill out if they did not like it, I drew it so as to make the

important clause a conditional one, namely: "And be it enacted, by the

authority aforesaid, that when the said contributors shall have met

and chosen their managers and treasurer, _and shall have raised by

their contributions a capital stock of ---- value_, (the yearly

interest of which is to be applied to the accommodating of the sick

poor in the said hospital, free of charge for diet, attendance,

advice, and medicines,) _and shall make the same appear to the

satisfaction of the speaker of the Assembly for the time being_, that

_then_ it shall and may be lawful for the said speaker, and he is

hereby required, to sign an order on the provincial treasurer for the

payment of two thousand pounds, in two yearly payments, to the

treasurer of the said hospital, to be applied to the founding,

building, and finishing of the same."

This condition carried the bill through; for the members who had

opposed the grant, and now conceived they might have the credit of

being charitable without the expense, agreed to its passage; and then,

in soliciting subscriptions among the people, we urged the conditional

promise of the law as an additional motive to give, since every man's

donation would be doubled; thus the clause worked both ways. The

subscriptions accordingly soon exceeded the requisite sum, and we

claimed and received the public gift, which enabled us to carry the

design into execution. A convenient and handsome building was soon

erected; the institution has, by constant experience, been found

useful, and flourishes to this day; and I do not remember any of my

political maneuvers the success of which gave me at the time more

pleasure, or wherein, after thinking of it, I more easily excused

myself for having made some use of cunning.

It was about this time that another projector, the Rev. Gilbert

Tennent, came to me with a request that I would assist him in

procuring a subscription for erecting a new meetinghouse. It was to be

for the use of a congregation he had gathered among the Presbyterians

who were originally disciples of Mr. Whitefield. Unwilling to make

myself disagreeable to my fellow-citizens by too frequently soliciting

their contributions, I absolutely refused. He then desired I would

furnish him with a list of the names of persons I knew by experience

to be generous and public-spirited. I thought it would be unbecoming

in me, after their kind compliance with my solicitations, to mark them

out to be worried by other beggars, and therefore refused also to give

such a list. He then desired I would at least give him my advice.

"That I will readily do," said I; "and in the first place, I advise

you to apply to all those whom you know will give something; next, to

those whom you are uncertain whether they will give anything or not,

and show them the list of those who have given; and, lastly, do not

neglect those who you are sure will give nothing, for in some of them

you may be mistaken." He laughed and thanked me, and said he would

take my advice. He did so, for he asked of everybody, and he obtained

a much larger sum than he expected, with which he erected the

capacious and very elegant meetinghouse that stands in Arch Street.[143]

Our city, though laid out with a beautiful regularity, the streets

large, straight, and crossing each other at right angles, had the

disgrace of suffering those streets to remain long unpaved, and in wet

weather the wheels of heavy carriages plowed them into a quagmire, so

that it was difficult to cross them, and in dry weather the dust was

offensive. I had lived near what was called the Jersey Market, and saw

with pain the inhabitants wading in mud while purchasing their

provisions. A strip of ground down the middle of that market was at

length paved with brick, so that, being once in the market, they had

firm footing, but were often over shoes in dirt to get there. By talking

and writing on the subject I was at length instrumental in getting the

street paved with stone between the market and the bricked foot pavement

that was on each side next the houses. This for some time gave an easy

access to the market, dry-shod; but, the rest of the street not being

paved, whenever a carriage came out of the mud upon this pavement, it

shook off and left its dirt upon it, and it was soon covered with mire,

which was not removed, the city as yet having no scavengers.

After some inquiry I found a poor, industrious man, who was willing to

undertake keeping the pavement clean by sweeping it twice a week,

carrying off the dirt from before all the neighbors' doors for the sum

of sixpence per month to be paid by each house.[n] I then wrote and

printed a paper setting forth the advantages to the neighborhood that

might be obtained by this small expense: the greater ease in keeping

our houses clean, so much dirt not being brought in by people's feet;

the benefit to the shops by more custom, etc., as buyers could more

easily get at them, and by not having, in windy weather, the dust

blown in upon their goods, etc. I sent one of these papers to each

house, and in a day or two went round to see who would subscribe an

agreement to pay these sixpences. It was unanimously signed, and for a

time well executed. All the inhabitants of the city were delighted

with the cleanliness of the pavement that surrounded the market, it

being a convenience to all; and this raised a general desire to have

all the streets paved, and made the people more willing to submit to a

tax for that purpose.

After some time I drew a bill for paving the city, and brought it into

the Assembly. It was just before I went to England in 1757, and did not

pass till I was gone, and then with an alteration in the mode of

assessment which I thought not for the better, but with an additional

provision for lighting as well as paving the streets, which was a great

improvement. It was by a private person, the late Mr. John Clifton,--his

giving a sample of the utility of lamps by placing one at his

door,--that the people were first impressed with the idea of enlighting

all the city. The honor of this public benefit has also been ascribed to

me, but it belongs truly to that gentleman. I did but follow his

example, and have only some merit to claim respecting the form of our

lamps, as differing from the globe lamps we were at first supplied with

from London. Those we found inconvenient in these respects: they

admitted no air below; the smoke, therefore, did not readily go out

above, but circulated in the globe, lodged on its inside, and soon

obstructed the light they were intended to afford, giving, besides, the

daily trouble of wiping them clean; and an accidental stroke on one of

them would demolish it and render it totally useless. I therefore

suggested the composing them of four flat panes, with a long funnel

above to draw up the smoke, and crevices admitting air below to

facilitate the ascent of the smoke. By this means they were kept clean,

and did not grow dark in a few hours, as the London lamps do, but

continued bright till morning, and an accidental stroke would generally

break but a single pane, easily repaired.

I have sometimes wondered that the Londoners did not, from the effect

holes in the bottom of the globe lamps used at Vauxhall[144] have in

keeping them clean, learn to have such holes in their street lamps.

But, these holes being made for another purpose, namely, to

communicate flame more suddenly to the wick by a little flax hanging

down through them, the other use, of letting in air, seems not to have

been thought of; and therefore, after the lamps have been lit a few

hours, the streets of London are very poorly illuminated.

The mention of these improvements puts me in mind of one I proposed,

when in London, to Dr. Fothergill, who was among the best men I have

known, and a great promoter of useful projects. I had observed that

the streets, when dry, were never swept, and the light dust carried

away; but it was suffered to accumulate till wet weather reduced it to

mud, and then, after lying some days so deep on the pavement that

there was no crossing but in paths kept clean by poor people with

brooms, it was with great labor raked together and thrown up into

carts open above, the sides of which suffered some of the slush at

every jolt on the pavement to shake out and fall, sometimes to the

annoyance of foot passengers. The reason given for not sweeping the

dusty streets was that the dust would fly into the windows of shops

and houses.

An accidental occurrence had instructed me how much sweeping might be

done in a little time. I found at my door in Craven Street[145] one

morning, a poor woman sweeping my pavement with a birch broom. She

appeared very pale and feeble, as just come out of a fit of sickness. I

asked who employed her to sweep there. She said, "Nobody; but I am very

poor and in distress, and I sweeps before gentlefolkses doors, and hopes

they will give me something." I bid her sweep the whole street clean,

and I would give her a shilling. This was at nine o'clock; at twelve she

came for the shilling. From the slowness I saw at first in her working I

could scarce believe that the work was done so soon, and sent my servant

to examine it, who reported that the whole street was swept perfectly

clean, and all the dust placed in the gutter, which was in the middle;

and the next rain washed it quite away, so that the pavement, and even

the kennel,[146] were perfectly clean.

I then judged that if that feeble woman could sweep such a street in

three hours, a strong, active man might have done it in half the time.

And here let me remark the convenience of having but one gutter in

such a narrow street, running down its middle, instead of two, one on

each side, near the footway; for where all the rain that falls on a

street runs from the sides and meets in the middle, it forms there a

current strong enough to wash away all the mud it meets with; but when

divided into two channels, it is often too weak to cleanse either, and

only makes the mud it finds more fluid, so that the wheels of

carriages and feet of horses throw and dash it upon the foot pavement,

which is thereby rendered foul and slippery, and sometimes splash it

upon those who are walking. My proposal communicated to the good

doctor was as follows:

"For the more effectual cleaning and keeping clean the streets of

London and Westminster[147] it is proposed that the several watchmen

be contracted with to have the dust swept up in dry seasons, and the

mud raked up at other times, each in the several streets and lanes of

his round; that they be furnished with brooms and other proper

instruments for these purposes, to be kept at their respective stands,

ready to furnish the poor people they may employ in the service.

"That in the dry summer months the dust be all swept up into heaps at

proper distances, before the shops and windows of houses are usually

opened, when the scavengers, with close-covered carts, shall also

carry it all away.

"That the mud, when raked up, be not left in heaps to be spread abroad

again by the wheels of carriages and trampling of horses, but that the

scavengers be provided with bodies of carts, not placed high upon

wheels, but low upon sliders, with lattice bottoms, which, being

covered with straw, will retain the mud thrown into them, and permit

the water to drain from it, whereby it will become much lighter, water

making the greatest part of its weight; these bodies of carts to be

placed at convenient distances, and the mud brought to them in

wheelbarrows, they remaining where placed till the mud is drained, and

then horses brought to draw them away."

I have since had doubts of the practicability of the latter part of

this proposal, on account of the narrowness of some streets, and the

difficulty of placing the draining sleds so as not to encumber too

much the passage; but I am still of opinion that the former, requiring

the dust to be swept up and carried away before the shops are open, is

very practicable in summer, when the days are long; for, in walking

through the Strand and Fleet Street one morning at seven o'clock, I

observed there was not one shop open, though it had been daylight and

the sun up above three hours, the inhabitants of London choosing

voluntarily to live much by candlelight and sleep by sunshine; and yet

they often complain, a little absurdly, of the duty on candles and the

high price of tallow.

Some may think these trifling matters, not worth minding or relating;

but when they consider that though dust blown into the eyes of a

single person, or into a single shop, on a windy day is but of small

importance, yet the great number of the instances in a populous city,

and its frequent repetitions, give it weight and consequence, perhaps

they will not censure very severely those who bestow some attention to

affairs of this seemingly low nature. Human felicity is produced not

so much by great pieces of good fortune that seldom happen, as by

little advantages that occur every day. Thus, if you teach a poor

young man to shave himself and keep his razor in order, you may

contribute more to the happiness of his life than in giving him a

thousand guineas. The money may be soon spent, the regret only

remaining of having foolishly consumed it; but in the other case, he

escapes the frequent vexation of waiting for barbers, and of their

sometimes dirty fingers, offensive breaths, and dull razors. He shaves

when most convenient to him, and enjoys daily the pleasure of its

being done with a good instrument.[148] With these sentiments I have

hazarded the few preceding pages, hoping they may afford hints which

some time or other may be useful to a city I love, having lived many

years in it very happily, and perhaps to some of our towns in America.

Having been for some time employed by the postmaster-general of

America as his comptroller[149] in regulating several offices, and

bringing the officers to account, I was, upon his death, in 1753,

appointed, jointly with Mr. William Hunter, to succeed him, by a

commission from the postmaster-general in England. The American office

never had hitherto paid anything to that of Great Britain. We were to

have six hundred pounds a year between us, if we could make that sum

out of the profits of the office. To do this a variety of improvements

were necessary. Some of these were inevitably at first expensive, so

that in the first four years the office became above nine hundred

pounds in debt to us; but it soon after began to repay us, and before

I was displaced by a freak of the ministers,[150] of which I shall

speak hereafter, we had brought it to yield three times as much clear

revenue to the Crown as the post office of Ireland. Since that

imprudent transaction they have received from it--not one farthing!

The business of the post office occasioned my taking a journey this

year to New England, where the College of Cambridge,[151] of their own

motion, presented me with the degree of Master of Arts. Yale College,

in Connecticut, had before made me a similar compliment. Thus, without

studying in any college, I came to partake of their honors. They were

conferred in consideration of my improvements and discoveries in the

electric branch of natural philosophy.

In 1754, war with France being again apprehended, a congress of

commissioners from the different colonies was, by an order of the

Lords of Trade,[152] to be assembled at Albany, there to confer with

the chiefs of the Six Nations[153] concerning the means of defending

both their country and ours. Governor Hamilton, having received this

order, acquainted the House with it, requesting they would furnish

proper presents for the Indians, to be given on this occasion, and

naming the speaker (Mr. Norris) and myself to join Mr. Thomas Penn and

Mr. Secretary Peters as commissioners to act for Pennsylvania. The

House approved the nomination, and provided the goods for the present,

though they did not much like treating out of the provinces; and we

met the other commissioners at Albany about the middle of June.

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