"I DO LIKE YOUR EYES
RECORD CAST."
We dislike that kind.
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[Illustration: AFTER CLOSING HOURS.
RESTAURANT PROPRIETOR. "ANOTHER OF THESE NIGHT CLUBS! THEY'LL BE THE
RUIN OF ME."]
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[Illustration: OUR BOYS.
_Nephew (at preparatory school, to departing uncle)._ "WELL, GOOD-BYE,
UNCLE. AWF'LY GOOD OF YOU TO COME OVER--AND, I SAY, I HOPE YOU BACKED
OUTRAM FOR THE LINCOLNSHIRE?"
_Uncle._ "UNFORTUNATELY, MY BOY, I WASN'T ON IT."
_Nephew._ "YOU WEREN'T? WHY, WE WERE ALL ON IT HERE!"]
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