THE MINISTRY OF ANCESTRY.

"As you are aware," said a prominent official of the Ministry of

Ancestry, "although our department has only been in existence for a

few months the profits have enabled the Government to take twopence

off the income-tax and to provide employment for thousands of

deserving clerks dismissed, in deference to public opinion, from other

Government offices."

"Yes. Could you tell me how this brilliant scheme came into being?"

"The Chinese knew and practised it for centuries. Here the credit for

its re-discovery must be assigned to Sir Cuthbert Shover, who, owing

to handsome contributions to necessary funds, combined, of course,

with meritorious public service during the War, was offered a

baronetcy. He refused it for himself, but accepted it for his aged

father, thereby becoming second baronet in three months. He deplored

the fact that his grandfather was no longer eligible for the honour.

Then we saw light. Why should the mere accident of death prevent us

from honouring a man if his family were prepared to contribute towards

the country's exchequer? But these letters will give you a clearer

insight into the working of the department."

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