8. If the patient has delirium tremens, give him strong coffee.

9. To remove an injured person, do not call a carriage, but take a

shutter, or board, or door, throw your coats upon it, and tenderly place

him thereon. Carry him carefully. Don't keep step in walking; he will ride

easier without.

10. If a patient faints, give him air. Let him lie on the back. Wipe the

face with a little water. A little camphor in water may be applied to the

face and temples, provided he has not been using it already to excess.

Camphor, used excessively, may keep one faint a long time. Let the clothes

be loosened. Keep cool, and wait.

11. Avoid all rude and alarming conversation around the patient. When he

recovers a little, do not press around and confuse him with questions of

"What can I do for you?" etc. _Let him rest._

12. If a person has been under water, _don't roll him to get the water out

of him. There is no water there beyond the mouth._ The life has been

rolled out of many a poor wretch, over a barrel, under this foolish

delusion of "getting the water out of him." Lay him on his side, in a warm

room, or in the sun. Try to inflate the lungs. Don't get a "bellows," and

blow him full of wind. He is not like a bladder, or a balloon, that he

needs inflating thus. To breathe is what he needs. Let the water, if any,

in the mouth, run out. Wrap him warm--hot water at feet. Rub the limbs, if

cold, for a long time. Persevere. Do not give him up until a good

physician has arrived, and pronounced him beyond all hope of recovery.

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