CATARRH AND COLD FEET.--HOW TO CURE BOTH.

Catarrh is peculiarly a Yankee disease. Now, how does a Yankee differ in

his habits from the rest of the world's people?

Let me tell you wherein he differs. The "five minutes for refreshments" is

an illustration. He hurries, he rushes, he's a talker; and having hurried

unnecessarily, and got himself all in a perspiration, he stops to talk

with a friend on the street, in a current of air, possibly in a puddle of

water, the consequence of which is checked perspiration, a cold, the

catarrh. If the circulation to the skin is checked, that excretory organ

ceases to throw off the waste and worn-out matter of the system, and the

work is thrown upon the mucous membrane, which if failing to perform the

unnatural office, the patient goes into a decline. Set this down as reason

No. 1 for the catarrh being peculiarly a "Yankee disease."

Chronic catarrh necessarily must be connected with a bad circulation of

the blood, a want of action in the skin, and usually with cold feet. I

must take time to explain these causes of a disease which usually leads to

the more fatal one--consumption. Now we have cold feet and loss of action

in the skin. Result, catarrh, terminating fatal in consumption.

To keep the feet warm is to restore the circulation. Has your doctor

failed to do this? I fear he did not understand the connection, or the

patient did not follow his instructions. Dip the cold feet into a little

cold water! Is that "too homeopathic?"--cold to cure cold! Never mind, do

it. It feels cold at first. Well, catch them out, rub them vigorously with

a towel, then with the hands, and when quite red, cover them up in bed, or

in stockings and boots. Repeat it daily till cured. Wear thick-soled boots

and shoes always. Meantime, take a dose of the third dilution of sulphur

mornings, or at ten A. M., and the third trituration of calcarea-carbonica

at early bedtime.

To restore the loss of circulation to the skin, meantime--for they must

both be cured together--take a daily hand-bath; that is, with the hand and

in a comfortable room, apply a dose of castile or Windsor soap to the

skin, half of the person at a time, if the weather is cool,--avoiding a

current of air,--then, with cool or cold water, _and the hand only_, wash

rapidly over the surface, following quickly with a dry towel and the dry

hand, till warm. Cover the upper extremity, and proceed to wash the other

portion of the body in the same manner. I really believe that there are

individuals with such peculiar temperaments, or low state of the blood,

that they cannot bear cold water. See to it that it is not fear, or habit,

which prevents its use, before abandoning a remedy of such curative

powers.

Now, there is no other way under heaven whereby man can be saved from

catarrh than this which I have here given. If the patient requires further

medical treatment, he or she surely requires this, else there is no

catarrh in the case.

"But can't you give me some snuff, doctor?"

Snuffs and nasal injections are humbugs. They will not cure a chronic

catarrh. The sugar and gum arabic powder is excellent for the local

irritation. That is all any local remedy can reach. Thousands of dollars

are expended annually for "Catarrh Remedies," which never cured a case

yet, but have been the death of thousands, by aggravating and prolonging

the disease.

Indigestion and "a goneness at the stomach" not unusually accompany the

above disease. In addition to the instructions here given, rubbing and

slapping the region of the stomach with water and the hand, and taking

small quantities of extract gentian, orange-peel, dock, and ginger, equal

parts, twice daily, following the directions regarding slow eating and

cheerfulness, will eventually remove the distressing disease.

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