COD-LIVER OIL AND WHISKEY.

"Take cod-liver oil and die!" has become proverbial. The oil is utterly

worthless as a medicine, and the whiskey usually recommended to be taken

in connection is decidedly injurious. It is poisonous. I defy one to

obtain a pure article of whiskey in this country. If it could by any means

be obtained in its purity, it would not cure this disease any more than

the nasty oil from fishes' livers. The oil is often given, not as a

medicine, but as an article of nourishment. If the patient so understands

it, all right; it will do no harm; but if he thinks that he is taking a

remedial agent, he is deceived thereby, and losing the precious time in

which he ought to be employing some remedy for his recovery. The

statements that cod-liver oil contains iodine, lime, phosphorus, etc., is

all bosh. A most reliable druggist of this city, who has sold a _ton or

two_ of the oil, told me that "all the iodine or phosphorus that it

contains you might put into your eye, and not injure that organ."

If good, wholesome bread, butter, milk, eggs, and beef, will not give

nutriment to the wasting system, cod-liver oil will not, and the patient

must die--provided he has trusted to nutriment alone.

I have never known a consumptive patient to recover upon cod-liver oil. I

have known them to recover by other treatment, particularly by the use of

the phosphates, as "phosphate of lime," and iron, soda, and other

combinations. I have intimated that a patient should be advised by "his

physician;" but if that physician is one of the old-fogy style who insists

upon cod-liver oil and whiskey as a cure, why, you had better "change

horses in crossing a river," than to perish on an old, worn-out hobby!

There are two classes of patients which the doctor has to deal with; one

will follow no instructions accurately, the other swallows everything

literally.

I remember a story illustrative of the latter. A dyspeptic applied to Dr.

C. for treatment. The doctor looked into the case, gave a prescription,

telling the patient to take it, and return in a fortnight.

At the designated time he returned, radiant and happy.

"Did you follow my directions?" inquired the physician.

"O, yes, to the letter, doctor; and see--I am well!"

"I have forgotten just what I gave you; let me see the prescription," said

the doctor, delighted at his success.

"I haven't it. Why, I took it, sir."

"Took it--the medicine, you mean," explained the man of pills and powders.

"Medicine? No. You gave me no medicine--nothing but a paper, and I took

that according to directions. That's what cured me."

The clown had swallowed the recipe!

The consumptive requires nourishment. He must derive it from wholesome

food,--even fat meats are beneficial,--not from medicines. Let food be one

thing, medicine another. I believe that a man would starve upon cod-liver

oil. He would not upon bread or beef.

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