Among the preventives of this fell destroyer I enumerate,--

_First_, Plenty of God's pure, free air; and _second_, sunshine. These are

indispensable. He who prescribes for a patient without looking into this

matter has yet to learn the first principle of the healing art.

A lady recently came to my office with her son for medical advice. She was

a robust, matronly looking individual, who might turn the scale at one

hundred and eighty pounds, while the twelve-year-old boy was almost a

dwarf, pale and delicate. The contrast was astounding.

"Madam," I said, "I perceive that your son sleeps in a room where no

sunshine permeates by day;" for I could liken the pale, sickly-looking

fellow to nothing but a vegetable which had sprouted in a dark, damp

cellar. A gardener can tell such a vegetable, or plant, which has been

prematurely developed away from air and sunshine. And though she looked

astonished at my Oedipean proclivity in solving riddles, it was nothing

marvellous that a physician should detect a result in a patient which a

clodhopper might discover in a cabbage.

"Yes, sir," she finally answered, "he always sleeps in a room where the

sunlight don't enter; but I did not think it was that which made him so

pale-like; besides, I have taken him to several doctors, and they said

nothing about it; but their prescriptions did him no good, and I am

discouraged."

The Funny Side of Physic Or, The Mysteries of Medicine, Presenting the Humorous and Serious Sides of Medical Practice. An Exposé of Medical Humbugs, Quacks, and Charlatans in All Ages and All Countries. · 第 781 / 797 题