THE GREEN GROCERY OF THE CLASSICS.

The cabbage has had a singular destiny--in one country an object of

worship, in another of contempt. The Egyptians made of it a god, and it

was the first dish they touched at their repasts. The Greeks and Romans

took it as a remedy for the languor following inebriation. Cato said that

in the cabbage was a panacea for the ills of man. Erasistratus recommended

it as a specific in paralysis. Hippocrates accounted it a sovereign

remedy, boiled with salt, for the colic. And Athenian medical men

prescribed it to young nursing mothers, who wished to see lusty babies

lying in their arms. Diphilus preferred the beet to the cabbage, both as

food and as medicine,--in the latter case, as a vermifuge. (Horace Greeley

prefers the latter, for he says that "a cabbage will beat a beet if the

cabbage gets a-head.") The same physician extols mallows, not for

fomentation, but as a good edible vegetable, appeasing hunger and curing

the sore throat at the same time. The asparagus, as we are accustomed to

see it, has derogated from its ancient magnificence. The original "grass"

was from twelve to twenty feet high; and a dish of them could only have

been served to the Brobdignagians. Under the Romans, stems of asparagus

were raised of three pounds' weight, heavy enough to knock down a slave in

waiting with. The Greeks ate them of more moderate dimensions, or would

have eaten them, but that the publishing doctors of their day denounced

asparagus as injurious to the sight. But then it was also said that a

slice or two of boiled pumpkin would reinvigorate the sight which had been

deteriorated by asparagus! "Do that as quickly as you should asparagus!"

is a proverb descended to us from Augustus, and illustrative of the mode

in which the vegetable was prepared for the table.

A still more favorite dish, at Athens, was turnips from Thebes. Carrots,

too, formed a distinguished dish at Greek and Roman tables. Purslain was

rather honored as a cure against poisons, whether in the blood by wounds,

or in the stomach from beverage. I have heard it asserted in France, that

if you briskly rub a glass with fingers which have been previously rubbed

with purslain or parsley, the glass will certainly break. I have tried the

experiment, but only to find that the glass resisted the pretended charm.

Broccoli was the favorite vegetable food of Drusus. He ate greedily

thereof; and as his father, Tiberius, was as fond of it as he, the master

of the Roman world and his illustrious heir were constantly quarrelling,

like two clowns, when a dish of broccoli stood between them. Artichokes

grew less rapidly into aristocratic favor; the _dictum_ of Galen was

against them, and for a long time they were only used by drinkers against

headache, and by singers to strengthen their voice. Pliny pronounced

artichokes excellent food for poor people and donkeys. For nobler stomachs

he preferred the cucumber--the Nemesis of vegetables. But people were at

issue touching the merits of the cucumber. Not so regarding the lettuce,

which has been universally honored. It was the most highly esteemed dish

of the beautiful Adonis. It was prescribed as provocative to sleep; and it

cured Augustus of the malady which sits so heavily on the soul of Leopold

of Belgium--hypochondriasis. Science and rank eulogized the lettuce, and

philosophy sanctioned the eulogy in the person of Aristoxenus, who not

only grew lettuces as the pride of his garden, but irrigated them with

wine, in order to increase their flavor.

But we must not place too much trust in the stories, either of sages or

apothecaries. These pagans recommended the seductive but indigestible

endive as good against the headache, and young onions and honey as

admirable preservers of health, when taken fasting; but this was a

prescription for rustic swains and nymphs. The higher classes, in town or

country, would hardly venture on it. And yet the mother of Apollo ate raw

leeks, and loved them of gigantic dimensions. For this reason, perhaps,

was the leek accounted not only as salubrious, but as a beautifier. The

love for melons was derived, in similar fashion probably, from Tiberius,

who cared for them even more than he did for broccoli. The German Cæsars

inherited the taste of their Roman predecessor, carrying it, indeed, to

excess; for more than one of them submitted to die after eating melons,

rather than live by renouncing them.

I have spoken of gigantic asparagus: the Jews had radishes that could vie

with them, if it be true that a fox and cubs could burrow in the hollow of

one, and that it was not uncommon to grow them of a hundred pounds in

weight. It must have been such radishes as those that were employed by

seditious mobs of old, as weapons in insurrections. In such case, a

rebellious people were always well victualled, and had peculiar

facilities, not only to beat their adversaries, but _to eat their own

arms_! The horseradish is probably a descendant of this gigantic ancestor.

It had at one period a gigantic reputation. Dipped in poison, it rendered

the draught innocuous, and rubbed on the hands, it made an encounter with

venomed serpents mere play. In short, it was celebrated as being a cure

for every evil in life, the only exception being that it destroyed the

teeth. There was far more difference of opinion touching garlic than there

was touching the radish. The Egyptians deified it, as they did the leek

and the cabbage; the Greeks devoted it to Gehenna, and to soldiers,

sailors, and cocks that were not "game." Medicinally, it was held to be

useful in many diseases, if the root used were originally sown when the

moon was below the horizon. No one who had eaten of it, however, could

presume to enter the temple of Cybele. Alphonso of Castile was as

particular as this goddess; and a knight of Castile, "detected as being

guilty of garlic," suffered banishment from the royal presence during the

entire month.

It is long since the above instructive article on the "Green Groceries of

the Classics," by Dr. Doran, was in print, and I think it will be new to

most of my readers. I hope it will prove interesting as well as

instructive.

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