SEVEN MILLION MOUTHS TO FEED.

These seven million mouths must be fed daily and hourly. Their food is

light and air. Man is not only fed and nourished through the portal of his

mouth, but through all the pores of his body, by drawing in nutriment from

the surrounding elements, even from the viewless air.

These little mouths also need moisture. This fact is revealed to the

senses through the medium of the nerves; for, how grateful to the dry,

parched skin, is a bath of cold water! or, if the blood is in a "low

state,"--impoverished by disease,--let it be a tepid bath. Let it feel

comfortable and grateful to the user. This is a good rule to direct you.

The little children love it--love to paddle and splash in it. If they cry

and fight against washing, it is usually because of the rudeness of the

operator, who, with brawny palm or rough sponge takes the child unawares,

nearly suffocating it, and briskly and rudely rubbing over the surface of

the tender face, regardless of such small obstructions as nose, chin, and

lips, and not unusually dashing a quantity of yellow soap suds into the

infantile eyes. The next time the little fellow is requested to be washed,

he, remembering the last _scouring_, naturally objects to a repetition of

the unpleasant process.

As the nostrils inhale pure air beneficially, they also exhale impurities.

The pores also excrete, or throw off impurities. A healthy skin will throw

out, by the pores, from two to three pounds of impure matter every

twenty-four hours. To be sure a greater quantity of this impurity is a

vapory substance, yet that holds in solution solid particles of corrupt

matter, which greatly tend to clog the pores if left to obstruct free

perspiration.

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