BABY ON THE PORCH.

Out on the porch, by the open door,

Sweet with roses and cool with shade,

Baby is creeping over the floor--

Dear little winsome blue-eyed maid!

All about her the shadows dance,

All above her the roses swing,

Sunbeams in the lattice glance,

Robins up in the branches sing.

Up at the blossoms her fingers reach,

Lisping her pleading in broken words,

Cooing away, in her tender speech,

Songs like the twitter of nestling birds.

Creeping, creeping over the floor,

Soon my birdie will find her wings,

Fluttering out at the open door

Into the wonderful world of things.

Bloom of roses and balm of dew,

Brooks that bubble and winds that call,

All things lovely, and glad, and new,

And the Father watching us over it all!

"Select the best sprouts for transplanting," says the "Old Farmer's

Almanac." And here you have the whole root of the matter in a nut shell;

for sickly-looking sprouts produce only sickly-looking plants. Like begets

like.

Now, how about the babies? Women's rights are advocated. Men take their

rights. But who shall defend the babies' rights? Poor, helpless little

non-combatants! Let me say a few words in their behalf.

Children, from the cradle, are wrongfully treated. Their first rights are

here curtailed. Look at the baby that is permitted to creep out "on the

porch," or over nature's green carpet, and there bask in the sunshine and

frolic in the open air; then look in pity upon the pale weekly house-plant

child. The contrast is as striking as lamentable.

"O, he'll get his death's cold if the air blows upon him," hysterically

screams the ignorant mother. Yes, "ignorant"--that is the adjective I want

to describe her.

The young mother has doubtless been sent to a fashionable boarding-school,

where she was taught algebra, French, (?) the art of adornment, how to

walk fashionably, eat delicately, and dress _à la mode_, and even how to

make a good "catch," but never how to preserve her health or rear an

offspring. O, this would be shockingly immodest, or "counting chickens

before they are hatched," I once heard a lady affirm.

Nine tenths of our American wives are totally ignorant of everything that

pertains to their own health, or that of the healthful rearing of an

infant.

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