SHOPPING PATIENTS.

"A queer kind of patients!" you exclaim.

Yes, very queer. One class of them go round from office to office, to

"just inquire about a friend" (themselves), "if they could be cured," how

long it would require, and, ten to one, even ask what medicines "you would

give for such a case."

Such persons, if females, usually come into the city for the double

purpose of seeing a doctor, or a dozen, and shopping,--doing the shopping

first; tramping from one end of the city to the other, visiting the doctor

last, with bundles and boxes by the score, "in a great hurry; must catch

a certain train; all tired out;" making the opportunity for diagnosis an

unfavorable one, and not unusually asking the doctor--a stranger,

perhaps--to trust them till they come again.

[Illustration: A SHOPPING PATIENT.]

Whoever "O. SHAW" may be, he knows a thing or two. Hear him.

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