EX-SELL-SIR.

The morning sun was shining bright,

As lone upon old Georgetown's height,

A Bliss-ful doctor, clad in brown,

Desiring wealth and great renown,

Displayed aloft to wondering eyes

A shrub which bore this strange device,

Cundurango!

A maiden fair, with pallid cheek,

With ardent haste his aid did seek

To stay the progress and the pain

Of carcinoma of the brain;

While still aloft the shrub he bore,

The answer came, with windy roar,

To Cundurango!

A matron old, with long unrest

From carcinoma of the breast,

This Bliss-ful doctor rushed to see,

And begged his aid on bended knee.

The magic shrub waved still on high,

And rushed through air the well-known cry,

Try Cundurango!

The evening sun went down in red--

The maid and matron both were dead;

And yet, through all the realms around,

This worthless shrub, of mighty sound,

Will serve to fill the purse forlorn,

And the cancer succumb "in a horn"

To Cundurango.

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