HOW TO KEEP COOL.

1. _Don't fan yourself._ Those persons who are continually using a fan are

ever telling you "how awful hot it is." Look at their faces! Red hot!

Human nature is a contrary jade. The more you blow with a fan that warm

air on your face, the more blood it calls to that part, and the more blood

the more heat. So don't fan.

2. _Don't drink ice-water._ Cold, iced water is excellent for a fever,

perhaps (_similia similibus curantur_); but if you drink it down when you

are merely warm from outward heat, you get up an internal fever, which is

increased in proportion as you take that unnatural beverage into the

stomach. I drink tea, chocolate, coffee. Some persons cannot drink the

latter. _Then don't_; but take black tea; not too strong, nor scalding

hot. If very thirsty after, take small quantities of cold (not iced)

water. Don't take ice-cream. It increases heat and thirst. Soda-water is

less objectionable. Sprinkling the carpet with water several times a day

keeps the room cooler. If there are small children or invalids, this may

be objectionable.

3. _With the hand_ apply cool or tepid water to the entire person every

six to twenty-four hours. The electricity from the hand _equalizes_ the

circulation. Rub dry with a soft towel. A coarse scrubbing-cloth (even a

hemlock board) does nicely for a hog, but do not apply such to human

beings. It is quite unnatural.

4. Do not sleep in any garment at night worn during the day. Have your

windows open as wide as you will, and bars to keep out flies and

mosquitos. Keep a sheet over the limbs, to exclude the hot air from the

surface.

5. Eat fruits, and but little meats. You will find, as a general rule, all

ripe fruit healthy in its season. I have lived in the South several years,

and know whereof I affirm.

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