THE HONEYMOON.

The origin of the honeymoon is not generally known.

The Saxons long and long ago got up the delightful occasion. Amongst the

ancient Saxons and Teutons a beverage was made of honey and water, and

sometimes flavored with mulberries. This drink was used especially at

weddings and the after festivals. These festivals were kept up among the

nobility sometimes for a month--"monath." The "hunig monath" was thus

established, and the next moon after the marriage was called the

honeymoon.

Alaric, about the fifth century king of the Saxons and Western Goths, is

said to have actually died on his wedding night from drinking too freely

of the honeyed beverage,--at least he died before morning,--and it

certainly would seem to be a charitable inference to draw, since he

partook very deeply of the "festive drink." It was certainly a sweet

oblivion, "yet it should be a warning to posterity, as showing that even

bridegrooms may make too merry."

Dr. Blanchet recently read a paper before the Academy of Science, Paris,

relative to some cases of "long sleep," or lethargic slumber. One of them

related to a lady twenty years of age, who took a sleeping fit during her

_honeymoon_, which lasted fifty days.

"During this long period a false front tooth had to be taken out in order

to introduce milk and broth into her mouth. This was her only food; she

remained motionless, insensible, and all her muscles were in a state of

contraction. Her pulse was low, her breathing scarcely perceptible; there

was no evacuation, no leanness; her complexion was florid and healthy.

The other cases were exactly similar. Dr. Blanchet is of opinion that in

such cases no stimulants or forced motion ought to be employed.

"The report did not say whether the husband was pleased or not with her

long silence."

There is too much talk in the world about woman's "_jaw_." As for me, give

me the woman who can _talk_; the faster and more sense the better.

"MANY MEN, MANY MINDS."

There are in the United States about thirty-five thousand physicians. Of

this number about five thousand are Homeopathists, and nearly thirty

thousand are what is wrongly termed Allopathists.

Allopathic--Allopathy.--The dictionaries say this term means "the

employment of medicines in order to produce effects different from those

resulting from the disease--a term invented by Hahnemann to designate the

ordinary practice as opposed to Homeopathy." The term is not acknowledged

by physicians, only as a nick, or false one, given by the Hahnemannites to

regular practitioners. "Never allow yourself," says Professor Wood, author

of the American or U. S. Dispensatory, "to be called an Allopath. It is an

opprobrious name, given by the enemies of regular physicians." It is,

moreover, very inappropriate, for we give other remedies besides those of

counter-irritation; as, for instance, an emetic for nausea.

The first regular physicians of Boston were Dr. John Walon, Dr. John

Cutler, and Dr. Zabdal Boylston. Some of the earlier doctors had acted in

the double capacity of minister and physician, as previously mentioned.

Massachusetts has now twelve hundred "regular" doctors, three hundred, or

more, homeopathists, and some hundred botanics, etc. Boston has three

hundred and twenty "allopathics," about fifty homeopathists, a dozen

"eclectics," one hundred and twenty of miscellaneous, and eighty-four

female doctors.

Surely some of them must needs "scratch for a living;" yet there is always

room for a first-class practitioner anywhere.

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